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cherrylula 10-01-2002 04:12 PM

Favorite Quotes
 
I know people tend to put quotes in their sig, but I could never just pick one.

Favorite quotes? Famous, historic, original...

A couple I like in light of some of the recent threads:

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."
- Anais Nin (1903-1977)

Pete 10-01-2002 04:20 PM

"Fuck Off"

quiet 10-01-2002 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
"Fuck Off"
who said that?

'man would rather have the void as his purpose, than be void of purpose'

Fletch XXX 10-01-2002 04:25 PM

"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heav'n." - John Milton

Tipsy 10-01-2002 04:26 PM

"That is a giant cock" movie quote

cherrylula 10-01-2002 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
"Fuck Off"
This one is on me dude.

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Tipsy 10-01-2002 04:27 PM

"My wife has an ass in her cock in the driveway, alright! I'm sorry if my thoughts are not on the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow" from the same film is a close second :)

Marcus 10-01-2002 04:28 PM

"Kids, you tried your best, and failed miserably... The lesson is, NEVER TRY."

- Homer Simpson

Fletch XXX 10-01-2002 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


who said that?

'man would rather have the void as his purpose, than be void of purpose'

Awesome quote man. Mind who?

RW316 10-01-2002 04:31 PM

"HE LOVES THE COCK" - JAY FROM JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKES BACK

Pete 10-01-2002 04:32 PM

Quote:

who said that?
Lensman, 1999

cherrylula 10-01-2002 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
"Kids, you tried your best, and failed miserably... The lesson is, NEVER TRY."

- Homer Simpson

I might have to bust out the Simpsons book. Homer definitely has some brilliant quotes. :)

Stealthy 10-01-2002 04:41 PM

"I am not Charlie Brown on Acid" - Bart Simpson

quiet 10-01-2002 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


Awesome quote man. Mind who?

F. Nietzsche :glugglug

Fletch XXX 10-01-2002 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


F. Nietzsche :glugglug

If you need anything of his, I would be more than happy to look it up at this vintage book shop up the road, awesome essays from all the greats. I have picked up a few jewls of arguments there.

Awesome nonetheless.

:thumbsup

:glugglug

:stoned

DarkBob 10-01-2002 04:59 PM

"When I stand up on the mountain and I say do it, it gets done. If it don't get done then I'll move on it, and that's the last thing in the world you want me to do." -Charles Manson

krysco 10-01-2002 05:00 PM

"You've been a bad girl go to my room"
This ones always fun...i have a shirt that says this.
Ive gotten a couple really good reactions to it ! :winkwink:

quiet 10-01-2002 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


If you need anything of his, I would be more than happy to look it up at this vintage book shop up the road, awesome essays from all the greats. I have picked up a few jewls of arguments there.

Awesome nonetheless.

:thumbsup

:glugglug

:stoned

cool :)

UnseenWorld 10-01-2002 05:20 PM

"Each person possesses an inviolability founded on justice that even the welfare of society as a whole cannot override." - John Rawls


I'm reminded of an ethical dilemma we were given in a philosophy class that went something like this: "The Earth is visited by vastly superior beings, who actually control the fate of man and the Cosmos. They make this offer: 'We will give all human beings immortality if you will give us one 12 year old girl (who will also be immortal) to torture agonizingly for eternity.' Should the human race accept these terms?"

xanx 10-01-2002 05:26 PM

It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement; and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.


Always one of my favorites...

Vox 10-01-2002 05:39 PM

This quote suits all the fake characters on GFY.

It is difficult to who do you the most mischief, ennemies with the worst intentions, or friends with the best.

-Bulwer

HQ 10-01-2002 05:40 PM

"Fuck, I'm smart" - Stephen Hawking

Adult Don 10-01-2002 05:40 PM

This ain't negotiation time. This is Scarface, final scene, f**kin' bazookas under each arm, 'say hello to my little friend!

xanx 10-01-2002 05:44 PM

lol..the sopranos are great... heard the other nights show sucked though

cherrylula 10-01-2002 06:19 PM

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Stealthy 10-01-2002 06:37 PM

"Imagination is more important than Knowledge" - Also Einstien

DrewKole 10-01-2002 06:41 PM

"It is better to have loved and lost, than to do 40 pounds of laundry a week" - Salvador Dali

Penrod 10-01-2002 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy
"My wife has an ass in her cock in the driveway, alright! I'm sorry if my thoughts are not on the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow" from the same film is a close second :)
Boogienights?

Fletch XXX 10-01-2002 06:55 PM

"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live."
-Martin Luther King, Jr.

"I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them."
-Isaac Asimov

"In the fields of observation chance favors only the prepared mind." -Louis Pasteur

"When I get mad, I put it down in my pad. I'll give ya somethin' that ya never had."
- Chuck D

marty 10-01-2002 07:00 PM

"What sick ridiculous puppets we are, and what a gross little stage we dance on. What fun we have, dancing and fucking, not a care in the world. Not knowing that we are nothing. We are not what was intended."

marty 10-01-2002 07:03 PM

"Time is a river, winding steadily through the landscape of tomorrow. There are those who would steal a glimps around the next bend, and those who would fight the current. But the wisest are those who turn their eyes from the waters and seek out a fellow traveler to share in the journey."

Stealthy 10-01-2002 07:04 PM

"Man who stand on Toilet, High On Pot."
"Man who Masturbate into cash register, Come into money"
"Man who run in front of car, get tired"
"Man who have holes in pockets feels cocky all day"
"Man who run behind car, get exhausted"
"Man who go to bed with itchy butt, awake with smelly finger"

- Some guy, some where, lotsa free time...

marty 10-01-2002 07:04 PM

"Luck is when opportunity meets preparation!"

Stealthy 10-01-2002 07:06 PM

"Life is what happens while you're making other plans"

- Graphitti on a wall behind Christian Slater in the movie "Kuffs"

Uh, did I just admit I paid money to see "Kuffs"?

Damn.

bd2gk2 10-01-2002 07:16 PM

"To get something you've never had, you have to do something you've never done."

cold_ice 10-01-2002 07:18 PM

It is better to die on your feet than to live a life time on your knees.

Jamdin 10-01-2002 07:38 PM

My favorite quotes are collected at http://www.angelfire.com/ks/dreamrealm/quotes.html :Graucho

Martin 10-01-2002 08:10 PM

"I fear no man.. I'll Assassinate the Assassinator"
-Peter Tosh Date unknown

PornoDoggy 10-01-2002 08:12 PM

"Those who don't read have no advantage over those that can't."

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."

"...I never can think of Judas Iscariot without losing my temper. To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature, Congressman."

All of them are Mark Twain.

sumphatpimp 10-01-2002 08:22 PM

"Up against the wall motherfucker"

......every fuckin cop in the city of Philadelphia that I ever had the misfortune to meet.

No shit.

Fletch XXX 10-01-2002 08:23 PM

"Still the same nigga - ridin dirty - blowed out & bout it, smoked out feelin rowdy." - Fletch XXX

:glugglug

dirtyone 10-01-2002 08:27 PM

"His ignorance is encyclopedic" - Abba Eban (1915-)

edmo 10-01-2002 08:38 PM

"To be "normal" is the ideal aim for the unsuccessful". -Jung

"Those heights by great men, won and kept, were not achieved
by sudden flight. But they, while their companions slept,
were toiling upward in the night" Longfello

"He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life."
--Muhammad Ali

"Anything new, anything worth doing, can't be recognized. People just dont have that much vision."
--Pablo Picasso

"I owe the public nothing" JP Morgan

"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them" - Mark Twain

"Felix quem faciunt aliena pericula cautum" [Latin] - Lucky is he who is educated by the failure of others.

"Per ardua ed astra" [Latin] - Through diffuculties lies the path to the stars

"Aude aliquid dignum" [Latin] Dare something worthy

Brad Mitchell 10-01-2002 08:48 PM

My old personal checks from Comerica Bank here in Detroit used to say, right above the signature:

"The Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules."

That's what my dad taught me and I have to say he's basically right. Thankfully, my mom also taught me some other golden rules :winkwink:

Cheers!

Brad

On-top 10-01-2002 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by edmo
"To be "normal" is the ideal aim for the unsuccessful". -Jung

"Those heights by great men, won and kept, were not achieved
by sudden flight. But they, while their companions slept,
were toiling upward in the night" Longfello

"He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life."
--Muhammad Ali

"Anything new, anything worth doing, can't be recognized. People just dont have that much vision."
--Pablo Picasso

"I owe the public nothing" JP Morgan

"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them" - Mark Twain

"Felix quem faciunt aliena pericula cautum" [Latin] - Lucky is he who is educated by the failure of others.

"Per ardua ed astra" [Latin] - Through diffuculties lies the path to the stars

"Aude aliquid dignum" [Latin] Dare something worthy


Those are excellent.

Morgan 10-01-2002 09:21 PM

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

XXXManager 10-01-2002 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UnseenWorld
[BI'm reminded of an ethical dilemma we were given in a philosophy class that went something like this: "The Earth is visited by vastly superior beings, who actually control the fate of man and the Cosmos. They make this offer: 'We will give all human beings immortality if you will give us one 12 year old girl (who will also be immortal) to torture agonizingly for eternity.' Should the human race accept these terms?" [/B]
You have a dilema with this ethical issue???? Man - you frighten me! :(
Nothing is proven to be good about imortality while tourtering a 12yo girls is BAD!
And WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE A GIRL. why isn't it a 12yo boy?
Your philosophy teacher SUCKS! :mad: :BangBang: :ak47:

nocostporn 10-01-2002 09:35 PM

check the sig mothefuckers...spoken by Rory the God

XXXManager 10-01-2002 09:41 PM

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Kanoealoha 10-01-2002 09:45 PM

As I kept climbing to where I thought I wanted to be,
I continued to build behind me?
I strived and strived, thinking, that while I had my setbacks I was making progress?
Only to find that as I looked back, I had only built a downward spiral?



To try is to fail
To do is to succeed


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