Gynecologist's Assistant Job
 

A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida , and
sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he
goes to learn more -

"Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy
behind the desk.

The Job Center man sorts through his files and replies - "Oh yes here it is:

The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.

You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully
wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently
shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready
for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000,
but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620
miles from here."

"Oh why, is that where the job is?"

"No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"

Ha. Im the last one in line. No wait. 3 more guys just got here

lol like this one :)

Hehehe, pretty good !! :thumbsup

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lol.. nice!

Don't most male gynecologists end up gay from looking at too many fucked up vaginas? Holy shit, everyone on this board is subjected to looking at fucked up vaginas all the time too. If I end up gay, I'm blaming GFY!!

no, too late, you are gay already

hahahahahah... fucking good one!

hehe :) :) :) :)

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good one.. gotta say tho, not a job i'd take lol

very funny good one.

hehe :1orglaugh

I don't know why anyone would want this job. most of the women that go there have something wrong with their vaginas.
http://www.planetstern.com/freaky/pussy_gangrene01.jpg

Ridikuloz, You Just Killed This Fucking Thread! That Was Sick!

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yeah sounds good in theory until you realize that most women are there because something is wrong and only 1% are hot women getting their annual pap smear so unless you wanna look at and smell yellowish/green discharge all day or help remove tampons that have been stuck up there for two months... :2 cents::error

I had a friend who used to dry retch pretty much daily with what she would see and smell in an ob/gyn office :Oh crap

WTF?!?
You post a fucking joke and people start posting analytical replies on why this job would not be so good and what diseases a gynecologist has to deal with. GUESS WHAT? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!.... It was a joke! IT'S NOT REAL!!! It didn't happen!!!
Why the fuck do I do this to myself????????????????????????

I would NEVER want that job. I prefer to keep the vaginas in my life clean and unclinical.

Heh heh that made me chuckle

Gyno work doesn't mean just looking at lovely healthy pussies, but to diseases with smells ... not a good job ...

Hey I dont see the line over here?

it's basically a "searching cunt for living" type of work

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:upsidedow hahahaah :1orglaugh LOL