"The Almighty Cleanse" anybody try this?????
 

I saw infomercial for it , its pills for cleaning colon

I dont do colon blow anymore cause it tastes like shit.

Capsule users: Take 7 capsules with 12 ounces of water 4 times daily between meals. That's a total of 28 capsules a day

"I took Almighty Cleanse for my cleansing program everyday the past 2 weeks, and just wanted to tell you what my opinion is of it so far.

The reason I want to do colon cleansing is because of my constant feeling of being tired, and brain fog. Everyday after work, I just dropped down to bed, or just sit on my couch and watch TV. It's unhealthy and sick, I know, but I just feel so tired all the time.

I wanted to change that so I decided to try Almighty Cleanse. I bought some bottles, and am currently in Week 2 of the regimen.

So far, the results are pretty bad. The first 2 days, I just threw up and felt so sick, I thought I was going to die. I called customer service, but they said it had nothing to do with their product. I ended up getting into a really long winded argument with their service people, and demanded a refund. Unfortunately, it got pretty ugly. They said they were going to give me money back within a few days.

After 1 week, I still did not get anything back from them. I called them again and this time they told me I never requested my money back. Not only were these guys unhelpful, and arrogant, but they were liars too, it seems. I requested I talk to their managers or whoever was in charge of this scam of a product, but they refused. I don't think i can tell you what they told me, but it really offended me.

When I asked them what the main almighty cleanse ingredient was, none of them could answer me. These guys don't even know what its made out of! They just put together some "herbs" and powder and mixed it all up, and sell the formula to gullible people.

For those of you who are thinking of buying this product, know it's just not me who have had a bad experience with their product AND customer service. I investigated online as to whether others had the same experience, and bumped into a few webpages and blogs that basically called the Almighty Colon Cleanse a scam. So it's definitely not just me.

I should've done a lot more reading and investigation before I bought this product. If you have not bought this cleanser yet, just avoid it at all costs and choose a better one such as OxyPowder or Colonix. Save your money, folks - Almighty Colon Cleanse is a waste."

- Written by Jimmy Cameron

How can I start parasite cleansing?

better than colonix?

you have to flush out your colon if you eat too much lambs and kabsa rice, cumin and cardamom :winkwink:

Most of these "colon cleansers" are a scam. Basically it's just a bunch of bullshit mixed with psyllium husk. Psyllium Husk is an all-natural laxative, will make you shit a ton. You'll crap 5 times a day, your ass will be raw, and you'll think you'll have a clean colon. Most real doctors feel colon cleansing is just bullshit.

If you want to do it, save yourself $60 and buy a fiber blend from Vitamin Shoppe (http://www.vitaminshoppe.com/store/e...jsp?id=VS-2173). It contains psyllium (which is really the only fucking thing that matters in the colon cleanse anyway) and gives you 600 pills. Take one or two with each meal, you'll shit a lot for a couple days, and then get on a pretty regular routine.

They are selling you a bunch of bullshit ingredients that will do nothing for an extra $60. All you need is a fiber blend with psyllium.

do not do anything that is a pill.

this is all you need.

www.naturalfactors.com/7day

You have a colon cleaning fetish!

Just go get a colonic and you will feel much better. I had to sign a paper that said it was a medical procedure and I wouldn't become aroused when the female technician began inserting the tube in my ass. :1orglaugh

Most of those pills / and herbal remedies these days are being marketed by failed adult webmasters and penis pill spammers..

Alot of the pills they have investigated and contain shit such as basic sawdust and other cheap filler substitutes.

It's not regulated by the FDA, prolly not wise to put it in your body
And any colon cleanse that is a LAXITIVE for the 500th time, I mentioned on this board.. is not a good thing. Laxitives clean out shit, they dont clean out your colon much lol... and your screwing up your insides everytime you take a laxitive to the point you might have to depend on them to take a shit.

Taking that shit daily is crazy

serious question Juicy: whats your fascination for colon cleansing.. is it part of the Juicy character story line or are you serious?

looks like he don't have a fascination, maybe some company stock in an alternative product

http://www.colonzone.org/Almighty-Colon-Cleanse.php

if you want to do a colon cleanse you get a box of fleet ez prep phospho soda
and you will shit your brains out in 2 sessions.... no more, no pills, its what they do for scans, so obviously it gets you the cleanest

One other tip. If you do it, don't plan on doing anything that you can't run away and poop during. Once you're in mid-clean, bowel movements come fast and furious with little warning.

Juicy, if you want to do a cleanse.. I highly suggest the master cleanse.

I try to do it once a year.. missed last year.. havent had 10 days at home to do it this year yet.

Master Cleanse

Are you a real man ?
 

Juicy if your a real man you would go have a course of Colonics. Is simple safe and quick the results are immediate.
For those who dont know what happens? You attend a clinic which is usually run by a women!! ( if your lucky a babe ) You lay down on a bed a pull down your shorts she proceeds to grease up a huge stainless steel tool that looks like a giant dildo this is attached to a 2 inch diameter clear plastic pipe. Next she sticks this up your butt hole !!!!! and slowly you will feel a wet sensation, thats the water going in your colon washing out the fecal matter, mucus, sperm ( in Juicy's case ) worms etc.

If your a real man you can watch the crap thats being washed out as it passes through the clear tube ( Its nasty stuff )
After what seems like an eternity she whips out the steel dildo and you wipe your ass. They allow you 30 minutes to rest and believe me you will need it as its a very immediate result, you will feel light headed and tired for the first 20 minutes after which you will start to feel relaxed and full of energy.

Give it a try Princess Diane used to do this monthly in the UK and swore by it. At $80-$100 a pop its worth it and you may even enjoy it ????

Ditto. I try to do a little spring cleaning every year :thumbsup

Why do you have this colon cleaning fixation? lol

Please people stop it is not needed, you will not find any real medical literature saying it does anything beneficial for you. The only time you need to clean out your intestinal track is for certain medical procedures where they need your intestines empty.

If you want results still and do not want a damn tube up your ass or having ten days to a month to wait for results. Get yourself a bottle of golace or is it colace (can not remember the name itself, tastes wicked nasty but works in about 30 minutes).

Check out Blessed Herbs, my girl and I did it about 4 months ago. I will be doing it again in a few months as I felt much better after flushing myself out.

http://blessedherbs.com/

Check out Blessed Herbs, my girl and I did it about 4 months ago. I will be doing it again in a few months as I felt much better after flushing myself out.

http://blessedherbs.com/

thats the most bizarre reasoning i have ever heard.

what does your colon have to do with what you describe? seriously, you talk non-stop about all the serious drugs you take... and you decided that what might/might not be inside your butt is the issue with how you feel?


i really can't understand how people can be so eager to buy into anything and everything as long as it helps them avoid the REAL issues and taking the hard long steps to correct them.

you are hurting yourself.