Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says ...
 

Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His wife is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you."

:1orglaugh That's not nice.

old - but funny like you