What are the proper steps to take if google adsense suspends your account
 

This is for a friend.

Please help me out, thank you.

1. chase, catch and eat one large black cockroach.

2. call old high-school flame, ask to borrow nail polish, pour on head, light on fire, run around hotel lobby screaming "oh my god (omg) my hair is on fire !"

3. write many emails to google, subject line "Lupus ? Was it Lupus ?!?!"

4. While going down a flight of stairs, take a step three inches higher than where the stair actually is. Carry large tray of assorted wedding cakes.

5. Post on gfy, read all the posts of people who have more suspended than active accounts declaring they've never had an account suspended.

6. Email Donald Knuth.

7. Pick your nose, make a round shaped booger. Press it into a cube. Etch points into the faces so it becomes a dice. Roll snake eyes. Affix to envelope, mail to google.

8. Get drunk.

9. Forget about it.

Remove the adsense from splogs. Remove adult content from the adsense pages. Stop clicking your own ad groups.

There is nothing much you can do on it. you can file a request to look into the matter again, but 99.99% chances are account will remain suspended.

So, he should simply forget about it.

His best bet is to use account of some of his friend, but that account become open to risk of being banned as well, for the same reason as of first.

not to threadjack but my friend has a green substance dripping from his right testicle and it feels like maggots are eating him alive, what should I do?

uh damn 3 minute edit rule, I uh meant what should HE do

thanks!

Got banned in like 2003 or so sometime around there on gaming forum I ran. My members thought they were helping by clicking ads all the time right in a row lol. Re applied month ago, and still wont let me back on. :disgust

You are fucked. Don't waste your time. Get an account in another name.

I don't think it is possible nick.