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tehHinjew 02-09-2008 10:10 AM

1977 vs 2007
 
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.

2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.


Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

1977 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.



Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper.

1977 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.


Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school .

1977 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area.

2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario: Mohammed fails high school English.

1977 - Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes to college.

2007 - Mohammed's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is given his qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

1977 - Ants die.

2007 - MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with perpetrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


Scenario: Johnny falls during break and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

1977 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay.


It is for a British concept, equally true everywhere.

scottybuzz 02-09-2008 10:15 AM

lol, its funny because its so true. :(:(

dready 02-09-2008 11:09 AM

Can't wait for 2037.

MissMina 02-09-2008 11:17 AM

77 was a good year. The year I was born. I'm getting old :Oh crap

bobby666 02-09-2008 11:25 AM

66 was also a good year....

tehHinjew 02-09-2008 12:53 PM

you guys are old lol

CrkMStanz 02-09-2008 12:56 PM

Heh, that was wickid funny - and very sad 'cause its true

props to you

scarlettcontent 02-09-2008 02:18 PM

I wish it was 1977 again :pimp

kosmic 02-09-2008 02:32 PM

wow... that is so true... fucked up but true...

GatorB 02-09-2008 02:35 PM

Ok first of all some idiot posted this about 1957 a few weeks ago.

Secondly considering that I was in 2nd/3rd grade in 1977 I know Johnny is full of shit.

pornguy 02-09-2008 02:41 PM

Someone posted this not long ago, and it is so true on most of it.

baddog 02-09-2008 02:42 PM

How many times will this be posted?

GatorB 02-09-2008 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13759642)
How many times will this be posted?

Until people realize that that Leave it to Beaver and The Brady Bunch were Tv shows not reality.

pornask 02-09-2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13759642)
How many times will this be posted?

:2 cents:

mineistaken 02-09-2008 03:02 PM

heh funny stuff

Ninja_Pete 02-09-2008 03:05 PM

wicked funny. i was born in 77 too, geting old sucks.

cykoe6 02-09-2008 04:25 PM

It is actually quite true. I was in the 2nd grade in 77 and things were a lot different back then.

u-Bob 02-09-2008 04:35 PM

funny (and sad).

Fap 02-11-2008 11:49 PM

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper.

1977 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.


Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school .

1977 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area.

2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.


..... wtf

Xrated J 02-11-2008 11:52 PM

seen this before, but still funny

TheSenator 02-11-2008 11:55 PM

Dude.....

Times are always changing.....

Evolve or die


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