This stripper I fucked Saturday night has disappeared
 

This stripper I fucked Saturday night has disappeared. Her friend called me last night looking for her. No one has seen her in two days. She left here in a cab Sunday morning. Christ, there are gonna be trolling the lake out back looking for her at this rate

Time to cleanse your soul and tell us where you buried the body - don't go Roger Clemens on us bro...

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Get yourself an alibi dude!

Just to make sure that there is nothing wrong with this story...

Did you killed her and fucked then or vise versa?

I had five girls over here partying Saturday night. About 3 am or so two of them went home together. One of the girls drove. About 5 am or so I sent two more home in a cab. The last girl was here until about 730 am or so. maybe 8 am. She asked me to get her a cab. I called her an hour or so later after she left just to make sure she got home alright but got her voicemail. I texted her too. No reply.

The first girl who left with her own car left a message on my machine last night asking if I had seen or heard from her.

She's a stripper so she probably is just up to some dumb shit like they always are. Maybe she left her phone in the cab. Maybe the cab company has a record of them picking up here.

Let's hope so :)

That is <i>not</i> a situation that I would like to be in your <b>shoes</b>.

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You can prove that you called her and that the trip was made by the taxi....However, you WILL be investigated if something happens to the girl.

edit....and since you fucked her, your dna will be all up in her crotch...even if you used a condom, you left SOMETHING behind.

Have your timeline down and ready with corroborating evidence as you might get a visit.

Shes probably out fucking some other guys. Thats what strippers do.

damned good chance of that.

may be she's busy till now getting fuck by other man dude

Got it. I already know she's a slut. I'm just hoping she's not a dead slut.

I ve got friends in Switzerland if you wanna go

5 breaks your record in Tijuana!

lol:1orglaugh

Yeah but they charged me in Tijuana

are they strippers?

Yikes dude, that's scary.

I hope the ATMs in your neighborhoo are safer!

For real. I locked my wallet and credit cards in my hotel room safe before we crossed the border.

Do you need a dead hooker disposal kit ??

This thread is useless without pics...

Colin gets to have all the fun! :disgust

Have you checked the local AIDS wards?

Maybe she's getting fucked by MANBEARPIG! I am totally cereal dude....:1orglaugh

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zfGmf8L3-z0

Manbearpig info above.........

She ran into a guy with coke on the way home. Now she's out on a corner hooking and trying to get more coke.

Just in case you dont know HYDROFLORIC acid is a great blood, skin and bone remover. Try not to get any on yourself it tends to burn through everything but rubber !!!!



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Yeah that's interesting... although I wouldn't go around announcing my connection to a missing chick. She's probably just getting pounded somewhere by her pimp.

That's what a lot of peoples wifes do aswell... :1orglaugh

Colin,
call Mr Wolf

oh boy, you're in deep doodoo

Been watching Breaking Bad? :upsidedow

He's thirty minutes away. He'll be there in ten.

Here you go

http://brainden.com/images/i-object.jpg

interesting

Youre fucked dude. Better get your asshole ready for the pounding of your life. Say whats up to the squirrel master for me.

... or your ice chest in the basement.

:Oh crap

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

We ain't got basements in Florida.

Are you picking up these chicks on Adult Date Link?

your fucked

Are you complaining or bragging?

Hell isn't the hardest part getting them to leave when you're done?

Nope. Strip club.

.......... No

If she is in the lake, at least she released her crabs back into their natural environment :2 cents:

Maybe she killed herself because she found out she has AIDS ???:helpme

Lets just hope they don't find a body and haul your ass in for questioning :(