Signs you are getting older
 

Not only do you start talking more about your digestive system, you openly discuss your pooping schedule with strangers.

List yours...

I remember you talked about your poo schedule the first time we met. I think it was your ice breaker.

You had me at irregular...

When you have 5 pairs of reading glasses because you can't keep up with just one pair and can't read shit w/o them.

One of my attorneys has a handful of reading glasses on her conference room table for those of us who have forgotten ours and might want to actually read the contracts we're signing :) I've also seen them at many restaurants lately.

i like poo

I guess that means I must be getting old...

tell us something we didn't already know...

I just watched this movie "The bucket list" recently and one of the best lines was:

When you get old, you learn two things - 1. (i forgot) 2. YOU CAN NEVER TRUST A FART

LOL

you tend to seek younger woman because the ones in your age want to get married (edit: or are already married, LOL)

my friends are becoming fathers... one by one...

OK, well I actually have a theory that Im working on, based on the principle that we DONT infact actually get any older... But those around us get younger...

As an example the people you see each day, your friends and family, never actually age... you all remain pretty much the same...

Then one night your out driving, and get pulled over by a cop.. You wind down the window to show your licence, and realise that hes about 12 years old!

Your first though about him, is 'Does your mum know that your out this late at night'? and the second thing is 'Awww dont he just look so sweet dressed up in that fancy dress costume... Then it hits you...

YOUR OLD !!!! LOL

I think the piles protrude more and become more painfull .. I hate getting older

Recovery time from sports takes a lot longer, and your kids say your hair colour is grey even when it still looks dark to you.

strike father and replace it with grandfather

When you hear your favorite Metal Band song as Muszac.....


NosMo

your cock is getting smaller every day

:1orglaugh

Perfect one :thumbsup

When I started hearing Crazy Train blasting live at sports stadiums.. I knew.. lol.

I still have to show my id when im buying alkohol and snuff
Guess im getting younger! :)

Shit, I don't trust a fart now and I'm only 27. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

never pass up a bathroom

you sound like you had a bad experience.... hehe

I used to drink a lot. :Oh crap

Hangovers last 3 days instead of one

Oldies stations aren't all that bad anymore.. there's no vocoders other than Frampton.. and that was his 'thing'.

one word, metamucil

when you start growing hair where you don't want it and start losing it where you do want it.

It now takes two midgets, a donkey, drum of either, roll of duct tape, and a nineteen year old girl with two assholes to get me excited.

lol my wife (28) cant understand why i have so many pairs of reading glasses. lol

Colds seem to last longer and the muscles get tired faster.

More hair in your nose (or ears) than your head.

back pain

Everyone in the club is younger than you.......everyone

this thread is depressing me lol

im only 20, ill be good for awhile

not going out when it rains

"The only reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitability" - Stewie Griffin (he was high)

shit i used to NOT get hangovers at all.

I am still young :-)

I coach cheerleaders and tumbling and they're always trying to get me to do a back handspring, a tuck, or whatever I'm on their asses about doing correctly. Back in December we were practicing for a competition and they kept screwing up so I told them I'd tumble with them if they did their whole routine w/out a single mistake, which of course they did.

Before my feet even left the floor, I knew I had fucked up. :1orglaugh I never thought I'd see the day when something that used to be so easy, felt so bad.

I forgot about another one- idiots who drive around with their music thumping and vibrating everything within a mile radius. God that annoys the shit out of me. It should be legal to shoot their windshield out.

You sit on the crapper and your balls get wet.

I used to do that. :Oh crap

I used to ride around in cars with boys who did that. And I thought it was really great. :(

I know what thats like....... Its freaking me out. I count every sperm now before bed

That we are on gfy on Friday night and not at a club on XTC!

Holly, did you go to Auburn?

War Damn Eagle

Yes, got my undergrad there.

If all new music is NOISE...:1orglaugh

I said that when I was 20 ..lol

When your nuts hit the water while your taking a poop...:Oh crap