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GrouchyAdmin 03-04-2008 11:11 PM

Bye, Bye, Wil76, Goodbye.. Tubesites aren't allright, and all they imply..
 
A few hundred posts ago...
I can still remember
How his posts used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That he could make those people dance
And, the thread would be derailed for a while.

But february made him shiver
With every post he would deliver.
Bad news on the doorstep;
Security problems, asked the schlep.

I cant remember if I cried
When I read about his injured pride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day that Will76 died.

So bye-bye, mister no-tube sites guy.
Queried of the weary,
But the weary did cry.
And them good old boys were postin' asking where and and why,
Professin', thisll be the day that he dies.
Thisll be the day that he dies.

2012 03-04-2008 11:14 PM

Screams break the silence
Waking from the dead of night
Vengence is boiling
Hes returned to kill the light
Then when hes found who hes looking for
Listen in awe and youll hear him

Bark at the moon

Years spent in torment
Buried in a nameless grave
Now he has risen
Miracles would have to save
Those that this beast is looking for
Listen in awe and youll hear him

Bark at the moon

They cursed and buried him
Along with shame
And thought his timeless soul had gone
In empty burning hell--unholy one
But now hes returned to prove them wrong (oh no)

Howling in shadows
Living in a lunar spell
He finds his heaven
Spewing from the mouth of hell

And when he finds who hes looking for
Listen in awe and youll hear him
Bark at the moon.

Sambo 03-04-2008 11:18 PM

lol - you have way too much time on your hands......

L-Pink 03-04-2008 11:19 PM

JimtheFiend --
Sitting on the park bench --
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot is running down his nose --
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
JimtheFiend --
Drying in the cold sun --
Watching as the frilly panties run.
JimtheFiend --
Feeling like a dead duck --
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Whoa, Jim

GrouchyAdmin 03-04-2008 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sambo (Post 13871804)
lol - you have way too much time on your hands......

I have the flu rather bad.

Other than working, drooling, drinking NyQuill, and watching TV, I can't really do much right now. Thankfully, work's fairly quiet at the moment, but my brain still needs a distraction. :thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 13871806)
JimtheFiend --
Sitting on the park bench --
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot is running down his nose --
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
JimtheFiend --
Drying in the cold sun --
Watching as the frilly panties run.
JimtheFiend --
Feeling like a dead duck --
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Whoa, Jim

A true classic! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

2012 03-04-2008 11:24 PM

since your bored
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 13871809)
I have the flu rather bad.

Other than working, drooling, drinking NyQuill, and watching TV, I can't really do much right now. Thankfully, work's fairly quiet at the moment, but my brain still needs a distraction. :thumbsup

see if you can suck your own dick ? :1orglaugh

Iron Fist 03-04-2008 11:28 PM

:1orglaugh

GrouchyAdmin 03-04-2008 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 13871813)
see if you can suck your own dick ? :1orglaugh

And get puke and crap all over my junk? Forget that!

Here's another long distance dedication:

Greg sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally motionless except for a fart
Mud flowed up into Greg's pajamas
Totally confusing all the site prima-donnas
He's Greg, He's Greg
He's bad in the head
He's Greg, He's Greg, He's Greg
His mind is dead
Greg was the last in line for brains,
And the little bit he got was rotten and insane
His site's so small that birds could land,
Is his traffic asleep or rockin' out with the banned?
He's Greg, He's Greg
He's bad in the head
He's Greg, He's Greg, He's Greg
His site is totally dead
Greg's PR is limp and lonely and needed a shove
Greg slipped on GFY and tumbled into love
He begged for twenties between the posts
Got banned a bajllion times by the graceous hosts
He's Greg, He's Greg
He's wrong in the head
He's Greg, He's Greg, He's Greg
I do beliveve that his account is dead
Is this Greg out of my GFY, I don't think so
Is this Greg out of my GFY, I don't think so, yeah
Is this Greg out of my GFY, I don't think so
And that's all I have to say about that.

GrouchyAdmin 03-05-2008 12:06 AM

In retrospect, the title should have been, 'nor what they imply' :Oh crap

Christina Muller 03-05-2008 12:30 AM

sorry guys but you will never become poets :thumbsup

GrouchyAdmin 03-05-2008 12:42 AM

Everybody gotta criticize my dope rhymes. :(

mattz 03-05-2008 01:17 AM

he will be back soon

tolik 03-05-2008 02:41 AM

i like them ;)

Malicious Biz 03-05-2008 02:51 AM

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fuzzylogic 03-05-2008 03:43 AM

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brand0n 03-05-2008 05:16 AM

heres a little story bout a man named will
attacked zango, a company he tried to kill
then one day while shootin out some poo
a mod got online and said fuck you

banned that is, misserable user, youll see.

well next thing you know ole wills outta there
other posters said will move away from here
said hahahahahahahahahaha is the place u outta be
so he loaded up his post bots and to hang with bradly

bradshaw that is. sit a spell. take your shoes off.

yall come back now.. ya hear?

Bake 03-05-2008 05:39 AM

Sink the boot in why one can’t make a witty retort you guys are all class

brand0n 03-05-2008 05:52 AM

you bring a point, and i like will. this was just in fun.
free will.

GonZo 03-05-2008 06:31 AM

Free Willy!!!

brand0n 03-05-2008 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GonZo (Post 13872888)
Free Willy!!!

hey you by any chance at that number you posted the other day?


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