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A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her passionately.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?'

The husband thought for a moment and replied,:


'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.'

Hahaha. Oddly, I was expecting this for some reason, even if you did say Marriage Counseling:

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hahaha, maybe my husband and I should try marriage counselling :)

Remember a marriage consists of 3 rings.

1 engagement ring

2.wedding ring

3.suffering ! :thumbsup

In your case, I assume the third takes quite a literal interpretation. :helpme :helpme

:1orglaugh

GrouchyAdmin, very smart reply I like it :thumbsup actually I missed that double meaning thanks for making me laugh :)

and trust me I dont laugh often :winkwink:

D'awww. Thanks. Being complemented by a Dom has to be a good thing! :1orglaugh :thumbsup