Why do you post here?
 

Please clue the rest of us in. Apparently it's not to relay your infinite wisdom, or intellect, and it would be a stretch to say your bumbling attempts to fit in with the real webmaster community are anything but coherent for individuals with a 2nd grade education or above. I'm just curious why you come here and force your mindless drivel on the rest of us? Do your fat hands seize up when you aren't banging them on the keyboard? What is the real reason you are here? Have you decided that your goal in life is to spread your oozing stupidity into the internet until you connect with other like minded individuals and spread your blatantly inept mental disfunction like crotch crickets in a whore house?

You are completely worthless.

What is your excuse?

Cause we can get business.

Yet another thread that will end in people bitching at each other.
Well done! :thumbsup

I'm here for the pussy.

im working towards a shirt :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Because of showing my sig?

To try and make a name for myself in a webmaster community because it directly relates to an industry I participate in that can cater to people here (buying and selling websites).

And if I can't make a name for myself then at the very least I can get some free advertising.

Cheers to that. :1orglaugh

i ask myself that question every time im here :thumbsup

So that I can watch people with over 100 posts act like they have never posted here.

to get my sig seen

'cause it taste like chicken

to make our business be known and get some good deal.

because all my friends and people i met on shows are on this board

I like reading gfy
I like to stay updated
I get money for posting...

I come here for free porn. I am just waiting for picture posts.

Because I can

Congrats to the winners!!






:winkwink:

I'm here for one of the fastest growing affiliates around: INCREDIBLE DOLLARS! WOOHOO!!!

1+1 =6 hiiii

same for me here..

I seriously have no fucking idea. Every time I come to read a thread or maybe post something, the fucking board won't load or it times out and eats my post. Then I get pissed and don't come back for a few days. I think I left for about 4 months at one point because I got so sick of it.

It's hard to find a new board full of tards to cuss and raise hell with. After this long, I know most of the idiots here and all their fucked up stories, so it makes it so much easier to get on someone's ass. :1orglaugh

cuz it's cheap entertainment :)

To make 0.05 cents per post. Double if it's a Freaky Friday Giveaway!

How much did you get paid for the 5 posts?

I post here because Juicy makes me laugh. And those Mikey D stick man graphics are so fucking funny. I push porn and that is why I'm here.

I used to post whores on Craigs List and pimp em but there was so much drama with the girls.

To raise my IQ. Nothing stimulates your brain and makes you smarter than reading GFY.

my bosses pay me by the hour :orglaugh

i quit my other account to continue this one..

For the same reason I love picking at other peoples scabs.

It's merely one of my many foibles.

i want the shirt too :)

i fuck on the first date.

Bagel Thursdays.

im here for the nightmares this place causes me.

Because its FUN & entertaining. If you want to know the breaking news, don't go to the major news stations, come to GFY. Not sure how people here get info before the news does, but I've seen it happen on more than 1 occasion.

For my mental health:2 cents:

When I see all the shit, and how low and selfish some people are here, it show me how nice I'm really are.

To pick up chicks.

Hey pretty mama wuzzzz upp?

I like keeping up with the news in the biz and who the new folks are and reading the daily jokes. :) I swear GFY gets more "breaking news" than CNN!

... because I love being called an idiot and moron by people that think booze is not addictive.

or try this one: 'how you doing..' and don't forget the wink afterwards..

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Taco Tuesdays.

I am not really sure. Where the fuck am I anyways????