NEWS: Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years.
 

"A 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend's bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said Wednesday.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself," Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said in a telephone interview, adding that it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat.

Authorities planned to present their report to the county attorney later Wednesday to see if any charges should be filed against her 36-year-old boyfriend, Whipple said.

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding he never explained why it took him two years to call.

He said the boyfriend had brought the woman food and water during the two years and told investigators he asked her daily to come out of the bathroom."

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The end is near. :1orglaugh

Damn...my legs get numb after five minutes..

Humanity is doomed.

fuckin a

That bastard.

Holy Shit.

damn long shit...lol

Hahaha man some people should not be allowed to breed.

wtf
he must have been bringing her a LOT of food

Lol....Crazy

So he fucked her face while she sat on the toilet ... cool.

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I'm fairly certain that her seated position on the toilet prevented them from breeding, so we're in luck there. I wonder if he'd go in every couple of weeks and face-fuck her to keep the romance alive?

And what would have happened if the toilet backed up?

its really weird news

Wtf ?!?!?!?!?! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

So he knew she was there, and she voluntarily sat there for 2 years WTF !!!

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The scariest thing is that 1/3 of the people reading this thread are sitting on their toilets with their laptops next to them, thinking if maybe now is the time to see if they can stand up. :upsidedow

Taco.
Bell.

I don't believe that. 2 years? After just a day she would do something to break the toilet, or she could just not eat for a few days so she would loose enough weight to get out?

And BTW didn't mythbusters show that it was impossible to get stuck in a toilet?

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I think she was stuck around the seat, not in it. very bizzare

that's the oddest news I have ever read. couldn't she just have unscrewed the seat and taken it with her?

Did she lose a bet or something ?? Strange...

wow that's crazy

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Imagine what her crotch smelled like after two years :1orglaugh

Two years without a shower, sitting on the shitter. Wow, what a fucking stench.

I just did a post on that one jeez. pay attention!

like wtf? no parents... other friends...

did eventually she have a TV or something in there? she just read the same mag over ... and over again?

wtf!

does not compute...sdkfjsdlfkjsdklkfjsf

krazy stuff!

Sounds like BS

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That was dumb.

I am guessing and hoping there was another toilet in the house for the guy to use.

That's an odd way of making sure he doesn't leave the seat up.

umm ok thats just bizarre

just plain disgusting