I've been masturbating into my flatmates' milk
 

For the last two days I've been wanking into my flatmates' milk while they're at work... (room mates for you americans). Their 2L bottle sits next to mine in the fridge. They are a couple and I don't really like them. It smells a bit funky when you first do it, but after it's been in the fridge it doesn't smell so bad. It's difficult to aim it in the top of the bottle while you're wanking, but the trick is just squeeze that first big gob straight down the opening. I know that one of them drank some of it this morning, so I went and did it again once they'd left for work.

Does this make me a bad person?

I'm sure he pisses on your toothbrush so don't worry about it.

Sounds like a fun house. Got an extra room? I have some old college pranks myself.

Nah they figured you were up to something and have been swaping the bottle each day. Drink up.


OK seriously do you have some desire that your flatmate suck you off or something? Why the making them drink your splooge? Curious are they male or female?

thats kind of nasty

nice story you sick fuck

Wait a minute, you're British .... you don't have a toothbrush. :1orglaugh

I'd say that is normal,fuck em

man, are you sure you don't have any problem? what if your flatmates find out what you're doing huh?

Bullshit

:2 cents:

osnizap!

that is gross...

they're going to realize what happened when those herpes blisters open up on their lips...

I thought this thread would be a joke, but, unfortunately, I was wrong!!!

He saw it was homo milk and couldn't resist putting his dick in it. :1orglaugh


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you sick mofo.. :P

Dunno what's the thrill of it... If you don't like them you just tell 'em.

you're gonna be killing animals next

Hey man, just tell me when you wanna crash at my place you seem like a cool cat.

are you jealous that they are a couple and having sex and you are not?

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sounds like you hit the nail on the head. mind you trying to live with a couple is a major fucking pain in the ass. i got duped into moving in with a couple friends who were looking for a roommate over the summer. i made it perfectly clear i would not move in if they were fucking as it was bound to be a disaster, and i don't like living on thin ice. they swore to god they weren't. first day i moved in they were at it, and i fucking lost it. eventually i just dealt with it , but after a couple months they were at each other's throats, buddy said some shit and next thing you know we're both kicked out on our asses...

now that i think of it, i wish i'd jerked off into their milk...

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*note to self* - only live with people who I willingly exchange bodily fluids with anyway.