Who is your best friend?
 

Your wife is NOT your best friend!


If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!

My best friend is a 10 and a 20... pockets never skinny.

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lol funny joke

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hm have to try that tomorow.

And the later you stay out at night the happier your dog is to see you.

lol, ill try that idea, mate!

not funny.. its the truth :)

Jeebsus .. i just asked the wife if i could do that to prove the point .. and lets just say .. I'm liking my dog more and more ..

my dog is my best friend.. he would follow me anywhere and never say a fucking word

WOW, good going Sherlock :thumbsup

Did I hurt wittle pugs wittle feelings that he's got to troll around in my threads...

Here's a biscuit, hope you feel better now :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

What an original thread. :1orglaugh

I have no friends :(

You're a loser.

My puter

The dog is your best friend because it has nowhere else to get some food. Dogs are satellites by nature. Women can live by themselves.

i have started to questioning that 'friend' thing a lot in this year :(

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this is awesome

I just showed this to my future hubby and he said he would be happy to see me after I would let him out
......now isn't that sweet of him
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WTF is this :disgust I'm eating

Myself... Once you learn to love your own company, you will never be lonely again :)

Best friend GFY :D

.....It's hard to say it
I hate to say it
But it's probably me ... :D

Tomud

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Dont people know yet not to surf gfy while theyre eating :1orglaugh

Right...

Your mom is and always will be your best friend in most cases :thumbsup

With property settlements maybe.

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Friends are overated

That's a basic rule for an adult webmaster :winkwink::1orglaugh

I can feel a bit of pessimism in your words. Why do You think?

My friends have helped me through hard times and I'll always be thankful for them. Actually they made me believe I can do something which I thought I couldn't, in this sense you got some right.

dont have a best friend, just have ' friends'. Im jealous of people with a 'best friend'... or i guess im not... anyway i aint got em and i dont really care.

And I don't care if she climbs in the back seat muddy.
 

haha... I love dogs :)

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I knew that was coming... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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