Ashley Dupre? Yeah, I fucked her...so what?
 

Yeah, hit that shit last night...sent her a message on MySpace and invited her over. I've got my MySpace page tooootally pimped out, so of course she was all over it...came over around 9pm if I remember correctly...can't say for sure because I was so liquored up by that point I could hardly see straight...anyhoo, I tagged that ass...hafta say it was only so-so...certainly not worth $5k...kicked her to the curb around 3:30 am, and now she's blowin' up my cell phone...been calling all morning, leaving messages asking when we can hang again...whatever.