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mahoney 03-21-2008 08:56 PM

Would You Rather Be Killed By Shark Attack Or Car Accident?
 
Would You Rather Be Killed By Shark Attack Or Car Accident? I was just having this discussion with a friend of mine and he is very confident that most people would prefer car accident. I think I would choose Shark Attack because it would be quicker and my body would most likely be in shock so you wouldn't really feel it. However, the circumstances cannot come into play because you simply won't know. If you had to choose one given those two choices what would
you choose?????????

http://www.surfingthemag.com/great-w...ark-090207.jpg

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st0ned 03-21-2008 08:57 PM

+1 for car accident.

mahoney 03-21-2008 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st0ned (Post 13953931)
+1 for car accident.

Why would you choose that? It would probably take longer.

munki 03-21-2008 09:06 PM

Car Accident

I live in So Cal... I've been dealing with the possibility of a car accident injury/death since I was born...

Sharks scare the shit out of me compared to a car...

Lycanthrope 03-21-2008 09:08 PM

I would prefer to be shark meat. Might as well contribute something to the food chain.

Spunky 03-21-2008 09:13 PM

Car crash..probably die instantly

AdPatron 03-21-2008 09:20 PM

I agree with the car crash...more likely to die instantly versus stugglikng to get away from the shark....not everyone has died from either possibility...

Iron Fist 03-21-2008 09:36 PM

Shark for teh win!

http://www.nnteenmodels.net/gfy/0006.jpg

st0ned 03-21-2008 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mahoney (Post 13953951)
Why would you choose that? It would probably take longer.

Something about hundreds if not thousands of razor sharp teeth tearing off body parts just doesn't sit well with me. I doubt he would kill me with the first bite.

mattz 03-21-2008 09:39 PM

car accident for sure

Eva PSC 03-21-2008 09:41 PM

shark is a lot more horrifying, you see it coming, u try to swim away, he chases you, bites once, twice...then you fight him and the fact that you are drowning.....NOOOOOO

In a car everything happens much much faster. If you flip a few times, you will probably die within a few seconds. And, you have the roller coaster ride of your life!! :thumbsup

Xrated J 03-21-2008 09:46 PM

wich ever one makes it quicker :thumbsup

MattO 03-21-2008 09:48 PM

Shark attack because it sounds cool.

"Remember that guy Matt? He got eaten by a fuckin' shark!"

alexweb 03-21-2008 09:55 PM

as long as my wife will also be in the same car...... definitely car accident :)

crockett 03-21-2008 10:05 PM

Just depends which is faster..

Shark would likely be a slow death, because they try to wound you then swim off and wait for you to die. That's the way sharks hunt assuming they are alone with no competition.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 03-21-2008 10:11 PM

Grizzly bear attack.. sharks are for pussies :1orglaugh

GTS Mark 03-21-2008 10:11 PM

Car accident for sure

BusterBunny 03-21-2008 10:13 PM

i'd like a shark to bite my leg off and have the ambulance crash on way to the hospital:thumbsup

moeloubani 03-21-2008 10:32 PM

i would have to choose the shark, although painful its the last thing you'll do so stop being a pussy, put up with the pain for a bit and at least try to fight the shark, if you win you can say you fought a shark.

LA Crew 03-21-2008 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO (Post 13954114)
Shark attack because it sounds cool.

"Remember that guy Matt? He got eaten by a fuckin' shark!"

:thumbsup

would definitely prefer shark attack over car accident :)

VeriSexy 03-21-2008 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xrated J (Post 13954113)
wich ever one makes it quicker :thumbsup

What he said

After Shock Media 03-22-2008 12:18 AM

Sharks often spit you out, seat belts stop that.

ProjectNaked 03-22-2008 12:22 AM

airborne spotted eagle ray

After Shock Media 03-22-2008 12:25 AM

Honestly if I got to really choose I would desire a freak hot air balloon incident during a solo ride where I somehow fall over the side entangled in a rope being strangled to death as it gently floats across a large group of people and into the sun set.

TheDoc 03-22-2008 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13954387)
Sharks often spit you out, seat belts stop that.

hahaha... :thumbsup

ProjectNaked 03-22-2008 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eva PSC (Post 13954094)
shark is a lot more horrifying, you see it coming, u try to swim away, he chases you, bites once, twice...then you fight him and the fact that you are drowning.....NOOOOOO

In a car everything happens much much faster. If you flip a few times, you will probably die within a few seconds. And, you have the roller coaster ride of your life!! :thumbsup

having been in 3 car accidents where the vehicles were totaled I can attest that it truly feels like the blink of an eye. It's the nightmares that follow that feel like a slow motion rollercoaster, the best one being when I was 7yrs old riding in the front seat. We made a left as a gravel semi ran a red light coming from our right. The front of our car went under the trailer and the rear wheels slammed my door. The impact spat our car out like a chineese star. The car spun 3-4 times before it started flipping. All I remember is it instantly being dark, a sound like a bomb, and exploding glass. I woke up hanging upside down. The crazy part is it happened at 8:00 am. Somehow my brother and I walked away without a scratch and my mom only 3 stitches.

ProjectNaked 03-22-2008 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13954402)
Honestly if I got to really choose I would desire a freak hot air balloon incident during a solo ride where I somehow fall over the side entangled in a rope being strangled to death as it gently floats across a large group of people and into the sun set.

I though I was creative :winkwink:

mrwilson 03-22-2008 01:18 AM

Would preffer the shark, i've eaten shark before so its only fair.

Drake 03-22-2008 01:33 AM

Wouldn't feel either of them, they happen so fast

Jens Van Assterdam 03-22-2008 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st0ned (Post 13953931)
+1 for car accident.

same here

DjiXas 03-22-2008 04:39 AM

Hm... LOL, thanks but I'll stay alive

Violetta 03-22-2008 04:43 AM

I dont wanna be eaten

Antonio 03-22-2008 05:11 AM

if a shark tries to eat me I'll fuck it up real bad, I'll fucking pull its teeth one by one, then ass-rape it, and then chop off its fins and make myself a nice soup

bronco67 03-22-2008 05:36 AM

Who says a car accident would take longer? Besides, the thought of being eaten by another living creature with 100 rows of razor sharp teeth, in an environment where I don't have the upper hand is the stuff of hellish nightmares of the highest order.

Car accident FTW. It can't even be debated.

DjiXas 03-22-2008 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 13954693)
if a shark tries to eat me I'll fuck it up real bad, I'll fucking pull its teeth one by one, then ass-rape it, and then chop off its fins and make myself a nice soup

haha, same here. I'll stick my fingers into his eyes and try to reach brain :1orglaugh

everestcash 03-22-2008 06:38 AM

i would hate it either way, but if im 100% sure to die: shark! its a more natural way to die...

JA$ON 03-22-2008 07:23 AM

CAR......90% chance you wouldnt see it comin'

But that shark might circle your ass for an hour just to tease you :(

evildick 03-22-2008 08:03 AM

Shark. That way my kids could make up stories about me and make me seem cool like that guy from Jaws.

http://www.funchase.com/Images/Theatres/JawsQuint.jpg

Zorgman 03-22-2008 08:07 AM

I would rather NOT be Eaten > parts of me in a sharks tummy > turned to mush and shitted out into the sea!

+1 for car accident. It would have to be a nice looking car (before the reck). :)


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