Whats the wierdest place you've ever masturbated?
 

So what is your wierdest place?

Today I had an interesting experience, I was curiuos if I could pull it off, and i did "pull it off" and it was great :thumbsup

The butt.

In a hotel room while someone was passed out on the bed in Miami :uhoh Not sure if it was the weirdest though :winkwink:

If it was a hairy guy on the bed, then I'd say you win this thread.

LOL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
u mothaphucka!!!!!

Behind the wheel of a car in motion. Night time in the country, trying desperately to stay awake.

The choir loft.

In Patagonia Chile, butt naked in the full moonlight, off the back deck of a small cabin which was on the side of a hill, with the mighty Futalefu river raging 10 feet below me.

The guide on my rafting trip was hot, and she drove me crazy all day. This was my only release.

Beat that -- as it were.

LMAO

I was riding my bike around town once, I ride up to a bus at the stoplight and see the driver jacking it off. He was like 60 or something and smiling all round. In a freackin glass-see-everything cabin.

*shrugs*

I cant wait to bust out my story LOL

good ones so far lol

I only fap where I'm supposed to, at the computer!

wow :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Let's hear it ?!?

hmmmmm, maybe i'll have some drinks first, before i expose myself

In a plane restroom...

a few times.

in the frozen foods section at the grocery store.

omg you are a freak - i am going to have to spend a month de-programming remik :1orglaugh

I don't masturbate in weird places only beautiful places.

My parents have a house in a prestigious gated community in mexico.

I was watching a older SeymoreButts video and it turned out he filmed the opening fuck scene at one of the houses i was a regular at for dinner.

So the next time I was there I rubbed it out!

SeymoreButts and his girl said it was one of the most romantic beautiful places they had been.

It was my props to SeymoreButts :)

I also rubbed it out on the private beach while nobody else was around.. fucking awesome..

We need to start a diff thread about most beautiful places you have banged.

In the classroom

On a Southwest airlines flight from Dallas to Los Angeles last year.. :(


http://www.gadling.com/2008/03/17/wo...ting-incident/

church.....

The Oval Office.

Just kidding, but it's truly a better alternative to Monica Lewinsky.

I have done the masturbating while driving!!

On a plane, shot my load in some womans hair.

-In the band room in highschool (MANY years ago)
-Airplane bathrooms
-Train bathrooms
-Driving a car
-Off a 10 story hotel balcony in Tampa
-My mother-in-law's bedroom
-home plate of a softball field in Baltimore

Girlfriend's house. Pretty fucking weird that I'd have a girl that wouldn't put out, eh?

some chicks hair on an airplane /sarcasm

Wasn't that 'making whoopie' ? :)

in your dishwasher

In the cinema watching Harry Potter (I was 14 or so back then).

Let's hear your story :)

Outdoor near the river while I was fishing. I couldn't catch anything and it was boring so I did some jerk jerk exercise.

Oh ummmm...Please tell me where so I never visit that field. :1orglaugh

In the classroom. I used to do it all the time when I was a teen actually.

Wanna remove http://www.extremepaychecks.com/memb...0x60banner.gif from your sig? It's been htaccess protected and is kind of annoying to have to 'esc' out.

Me? Probably a camper/trailer while on vacation and bored to death. Still had a few more days to go, too.

In my grandma's kitchen, wiped it clean with the towel she was going to use to get the cream soup from the stove.

.. Today?

Fuck, sorry for the heads up! Changed now

ok, so, me and another webmaster visiting the beautiful beaches in Thailand

we go for a swim in the ocean, there are a few topless girls around, 1 was posing for pictures from her boyfriend, she had massive tits, BEAUTIFUL body, you know that area between girls legs that you can see thru if they are totally fit? well that was so hot, i started getting a boner in the ocean

my friend left to the beach area, so i was alone out there, just watching around, seeing so many hot ladies, but that 1 especially

i thought, "no fucking way i can wack in the ocean, that is just so wrong", but then i thought why? why so wrong? i beat off to beach candid pics before, why not live the "real deal"

so i started, and finished, right there in the ocean

in your basement :)

handcuffed to a heater - left alone from my gf

Junior high school, English class, group desk.. :helpme

i masturbated on top of Mt Rundell in banff:)

the girl i went p with had to stop about half an hour after the tree line..or else it would have been a bj...lol

lets see...

-in my boss´s benz i was driving running errands when i was 18
-over the balcony, 23rd floor penthouse in Rio, Brazil
-out in the woods behind my parents house

surely thereś more, but jerking off is the least of my sicknesses i´d bother remembering

hahahaha holy shit man, you are a freak like me!!! LOL :1orglaugh

At work, in my bosses chair while he was not there lol

you´re just fingering this out?? :upsidedow

The 2004 Stanley Cup.

At a stadium, watching a sports game

Next ask him to join! :thumbsup