George Carlin' s Solution to Save Gasoline
 

George Carlin' s Solution to Save Gasoline:

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....

The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down....

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...

Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... .
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ....

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo....

Problem solved...

Haha. That works.

lol I like the last part.. George Carlin has always been one of my favorites.

He is a funny dude, for sure!!!!

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/i...troopers_l.jpg

Newsreel announcer: Young people from all over the globe are joining up to fight for the future.
Soldier #1: I'm doing my part.
Soldier #2: I'm doing my part.
Soldier #3: I'm doing my part.
Young kid dressed up as a soldier: I'm doing my part too.
[Soldiers laugh]
Newsreel announcer: They're doing their part. Are you? Join the Mobile Infantry and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship.

:2 cents:

not carlin.

Terrific movie, too bad the sequel sucked...

carlin is hilarious

George Carlin for president.

hahahahaha

Got to love Carlin

I thought that was Robin Williams who said that, oh well.

I've been scammed! :mad:

I guess it wasn't George: http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp

its funny but you dont really want our military to be made up of that do you?

I mean get real

Great Idea! In fact, it's such a great idea I think it should be applied to everybody. No more of this "I was lucky enough to be born here, so I get to be a citizen" bullshit. Nope. Instead what we'll do is require everybody to do wartime military service in order to gain citizenship. Wouldn't that be totally awesome!??

It wouldn't be awesome, it'd be Israel.

lol that is too funny.

Actually there are bunch serving and dying in iraq

I love George Carlin he rocks..

FUck that movie rocked SO HARD, hahaha.

we're not even at war right now so how could everybody serve during wartime? There has been no declaration of war against a specific country. This is an unlawful invasion/occupation.

I'd rather have the mexicans over there building shit and landscaping than doing the same over here all while mooching off of welfare.

haha hes such a funny guy for sure :):):)

:thumbsup