Can POETRY Get You Laid?
 

As well-read, literate, educated individuals, you are no doubt familiar with Elizabeth Barrett Browning's SONNETS FROM THE PORTUGUESE, Pablo Neruda's TWENTY POEMS OF LOVE AND A SONG OF DESPAIR, and perhaps even Charles Bukowski's LOVE IS A DOG FROM HELL.

But times have changed, and nobody reads books anymore. Can poetry still get you laid?

Sure, if combined with other charms. It just has to "fit in".

Bad poetry- HELL no.

Good poetry- hell yeah.

just look at musicians.. get laid all the time, even fat butt ugly, if they can chime a tune or sing a lullaby, theres the pussy...

combined with a big bag of blow sure. lol

If you are someone that is genuinely down with poetry you are naturally going to have what it takes to attract women...

They definitely go hand in hand..

Not with ALL woman obviously some woman don't want a man that is "poetic".. Some might only like a man that is "poetic" once in a while in a moment.. it is definitely going to vary with different women...

Poetry seems to get people laid when the poetry is brought up at the right moment... but.. life is not a tbs movie...

did poetry EVER get anyone laid outside of the movies?

I would think.... No !!