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Here is a good story I found a while back.

This story is about a professor; one day there was this professor, who was very, very intelligent. He has about 3 PhDs.

He was the dean of a university. A very prestigious man. And one day this professor he went to a river, he had to cross the river to get to his university. So he saw a boat and he told the boatmen, boatmen boatman, row me across the river, so the boatman rows him across the river.

As he is going down the river, this professor was very arrogant. He wanted to show how smart he was. So he picked up a leaf from the river and he asked the boatman, boatman, have you ever studied botany? And the boatmen said har? Botany? No. and the professor said, boatman boatman, 25% of your life is gone. And the boatmen felt so sad. And he continued rowing the boat.

As he wants further and further downstream. The professor again tested the boatman and he picked up a stone, and said boatman boatman, have you learnt mineralogy? And the boatmen being illiterate, you know what he said? No. and the professor said boatmen; 50percent of your life is gone. So the boatman felt really sad and he continued rowing the boat.

And as he went further and further downstream. Suddenly the professor looked at the mountains and said boatman boatman, have you ever learned geography? The boat man said no. And the professor said, 75 percent of your life is gone.

He was so sad and continued rowing the boat. But suddenly the boat started rowing faster and faster downstream. And the boat went so fast, that it hit the rapid and the boat was about to capsize and the boatmen looked at the professor and said, ?Professor Professor!?

?Have you ever learnt swimming in your life?? The professor said no.

The boatman said sorry, 100 percent of your life is gone. What?s the moral of the story?

Something to think about, huh? :winkwink:

You typed all that out yourself didn't you

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