Carmella Bing's retirement rant is fucking crazy
 

Did you guys see this? http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...ogID=363528122

I always thought she was a fat ass anyway. She will not be missed.

fuck this bitch is crazy :Oh crap

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I Hope She Takes Him Up On The Offer.

she retired? really? I always thought she was pretty hot...

lol @ boneprone

she really say 20k aint enough?

She's nothing special and wont be missed, what a stupid stage name, guess she got the idea for the name while watching the sopranos.

There really is nothing in the world more humorous than a porn star's Myspace blog, and the ensuing ass kissing comments that follow. She could have wrote...

"Hey guys, today I was drunk driving and I bent over to do a line that I had cut up on my dashboard when suddenly an old lady with a walker crossing the street with her 5 year old granddaughter so rudely jumped out in front of my car. I smashed into them and the old geezer and the little brat went flying over the hood of my car and cracked and got blood all over my windshield. Don't these people know how hard I work for what I have? Then I realized my dealer gave me bad shit and it burned the back of my throat, which caused me to swerve and run head on into a pet store, killing a batch if newborn puppies. The pet store owner's were soooo rude and called me a whore. Why do they have to be so judgmental? Don't they know the sacrifices I make for my art? I know you guys understand and I love you and thank you for all your support!"

To which she will get hundreds of replies, all saying some variation of...

"Fuck those bastards. They don't know the real you like we do. That old bag and her dirty kid should watch where the fuck they are going. And who the fuck keeps newborn puppies so close to the front of the store? We love you and got your back! My number is 555-1212. Please call me! I'll take you away from all of this!!!"

Pure comedy...

that's pretty much where i quit readin lol.

Lol, funniest reply by BP!

If you are escorting, let me know. My friend "The Anal Hobbit" wants to meet you.

Thanks!

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Im a better hooker than an actress (mind you I use that word loosely only because I am mature enough to accept it, dont abuse it... thx). In porn my base rate is $1500, Vegas I make $1500 per hourto do partys. Porn costs money, taxes, comission, not to mention std?s time off work, medication, wardrobe, travel costs... etc. Vegas/escorting is cash, 100% mine, I pay for advertising and a phone bill. Everything is fucking paid right off the top. Why whould I stick around, never really come up, and practically pay to do porn? When the IRS has taken 40% of all of my checks.
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WHOOPS I hope the IRS doesn't see that. LOL

LMAO...ya know if ya've read it once ya've read it a thousand times :p

Spoiled Brats :1orglaugh

I was thinking the same thing! :1orglaugh

i agree...some of these girls think the bloody world rotates around them.
in my opinion there is a huge difference between escort work and adult modeling, world of difference but i think a lot of girls think it is very similar.

shit she layed out all her income, why would anyone wanna make that public, what a flake

Humans, in general, are so funny when they take themselves too seriously. Getting $20k/month to get banged should be plenty for anyone, especially with only mediocre looks.

Retired? Didn't FantasyGirlRevenue just make a solo site for her last year?

this is her second or third time retiring now?

as michael corelone said "Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in"

:1orglaugh

I guess she wants to busted for being a hooker

Exactly why I dropped Jenna Jameson's stupid PETA-loving ass and her ridiculous Myspace rants :helpme

What the fuck? Craziest shit I have seen all day.

She is nuts but she has some great new york boooobs!

we´ll see her back in town as soon as she starts running out of money.....

She's obviously not too bright.

Haha funny but sadly true.

I guess if a competing porn bitch, or anyone else this dumb slut pissed off wanted to, they could easily file a 3949-A form with the IRS, include this URL, and send this poor $20k/month non-tax paying system leecher a sweet little thing called a TAX AUDIT.

I mean she's awful proud about not paying taxes, so she won't mind!

If someone wanted to find that form, they would have to look here:

http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f3949a.pdf

Love ya baby!

I mean shit, maybe

Jeremy Steele I am suprised you havent been cleaved yet. <--- he would want to

Then we have these fucking fat fags on LUKEISBACK.com that will talk shit about anything. <--- or maybe they want to

hrmmmmmmm :upsidedow

she had a quarter million dollar shopping problem, lol..


**sniff sniff***

ahahaha so dumb - she tells the entire world that she's quitting porn to hook exclusively at $1500 an hour for parties because the IRS can't get their 40% out of that.

IRS has a snitch form right on their website.

she is correct though - there's more money in prostitution for these girls - they build up their name doing porn then they become pornstar prostitutes.

i love the guys who now call paying for prostitutes a 'hobby' - right there along with stamp collecting and golf.

how much does she charge for me to cum on her nostrils?

the first time she retired, she looked horrible then decided it was time to come back emailing everyone saying how shes making a big return and dominate and to book her on shoots etc. she cleaned up looked great and now trash talks everyone who helped her get back in. classy. back to eros clients again !

another reason why this side of the industry is so much better

:1orglaugh

The entreprenurial spirit is still alive... :upsidedow

http://www.tinamessinger.com/mt-stat...ges/hooker.jpg

Guess know one told her about the many downsides of being a hooker... :Oh crap :disgust

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/e.../Mondays-1.gif

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/4628/hookers4vt.png

ADG

I know a model that was stopping doing porn to be a full time escort.She told me because it paid better and less bullshit than shooting porn.

She should be happy with her $20k/month. That's a lot more than most talent makes. What does she think she is, a business woman?

What a cunt. She'll be back.

freak show. can you imagine the kind of shit porn producers have to deal with?

Is she admitting to hooking and tax evasion publicly?

Holy fuck.. that just made me spit out my drink... :1orglaugh :thumbsup :1orglaugh

How do these girls not have aids?

I love Carmella Bing. Can't wait to bring her to a dirty motel and ass fuck her.

we have shot her in 3D (-:

she'll be back

This is all that needs to be said on this matter:thumbsup

I'm sure they aren't dumb, they know damn well how the biz works by now, just a matter of time before she gets fucked...

Crazy bitch... I will miss those tits.

20k a month isnt bad

AHAHA exactly what i was thinking!

She is right about one thing: the money in porn is shit compared with escorting, which is an all cash (tax free) business.

Otherwise, this thread, her rant, etc. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. There are a hundred hotter, younger girls to take her place (they don't yet know how much more money escorts make).

I am boring myself just writing this.

It's all about the same shit, prostitute.

Getting fucked on film for cash or getting fucked for cash...

BTW.. That kiddie porn thing is really twisted, she's gone for good? Let's just hope.

The IRS gonna catch her.:2 cents: