How many of you are Jewish?
 

My best friend is Jewish and I think he is the only friend I ever had.

I'm Sammy Davis, Jr.'s illegitimate love child...so I guess that makes me part Jewish:

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblog...Davis%20Jr.jpg

Holy crap! That makes me part Black too... :helpme

ADG

I think like a jew. Does that count?

not unless Sammy is your mom, Judaism is carried through the mother :(

Thanks Brian - but that was the part I was least worried about... :Oh crap :winkwink:

ADG

jewcat is jewish

I used to be one, it was one of those "teen" phases.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia...d/Jewbacca.jpg

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/f...uke444/jew.jpg

ADG

I live like a Jew.
I have a female Jew fetish.
I sometimes tell people I'm Jewish.
I once made a collage of pictures of me and called it 'jew-magnet.jpg'.
I sometimes seriously contemplate joining JDate but my girlfriend won't let me.

Taking that all into consideration - I'm like 45% Jewish.

http://www.dushkin.org/wp-content/up.../05/jewcat.jpg

ADG

Thats one question I have never been asked :winkwink:

Not I, sorry.

Not even close.

I am convinced that the "Lord of the Rings" movies were portraying blacks as "orcs" and jews as "goblins"

lmfao :thumbsup

Some kid said that too me in a game of warcraft 3 years ago. it was hilarious. what site is that on?

Ashkenazi, nurga.

Eeoo eleven!!!!!!!!

Happy early Passover.

Who will hide the Matzoh in your house?

You have a lot of "balls" to bring up Matzoh/Matzah in this thread... :winkwink: :1orglaugh

But if you got the bread, you can cover the spread.

ADG

well, you suck.

you take a guess

my grand,grand grandma was jewish i think

Go suck camel's balls you dirty Arab surfer.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh!

I was circumsized does that also count?

i get along with all jews..so bump for the jews

One second, let me check.........................No.



http://www.beetx.com/iwin.jpg

Looks like the head was taken off by mistake and left the skin:Oh crap

Steve Balmer (the business mastermind behind Bill Gates)
The Google twins
Larry Allison (Oracle)
Michael Dell
Andy Grove (Intel founder, changed his name)
Mark Zukenberg (Facebook founder)

A few families have made me an honorary Jew.

Not sure what that means, exactly, except that I get invited to Passover Seder, and other festivities.

I wish I was Jewish... or alternatively, that I had been born in the USA...

Why? Because I would have been circumcised at birth...
I wasn't, and now, as an adult suffer from the minor discomfort of phismosis... :(

I can pass for Jewish.

the google founders (both) are Jewish? did not know that

also didnt know m.Dell is jewish

It means you get all of the food and none of the guilt. Lucky bastard. :winkwink:

Based on the number if diamonds that my wife has, I must be,

I am !!!!!!! :pimp

+1

L'echaim

+2 Ashkenazim

I live in Scotland; Jews are rare! My freind is Jewish; she's from New york! Jewish people seem nice! Family orientated!

I shed a tear for that poor bastard:waaaaahh

there are more tribesmen in this bussiness then you know

I'm a cheapskate, so does that count?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

desi jews are damn rare:1orglaugh

Sounds about right to me. lol.