What do you tell people your job title is?
 

affiliate webmaster?

There must be something that sounds a little better because when you do a google search for affiliate webmaster, you 'get rich quick' type of results. Makes the profession look less legit.

I could always say content manager or webmaster, but I want something more precise.

"affiliate based marketing"

is the line I use

Online Marketing...
Online Marketing Manager
Freelancing Online Marketeer

If you want to crack it up a bit..

Porn Pusher
Smut Dealer
Porn Dealer
Adult Marketing what ever..

virtual makeup artist

I work online and that's all you need to know???????

masturbater creator

Drug Dealer... It shuts them the fuck up.

Webdesigner

I just say im into computer software :(

Alcoholic

i just say web designer, most people get bored by that and dont ask any more questions :)

My title is "The Headshot Distribution Center".

You could always say: "marketing consultant employing use of digital materials distribution and search engine optimization and acting liaison to niche market communities."

Online Advertiser
E-commerce
Online Traffic broker
Virtual advertising

My parents will want to know more than that. I'm ashamed to say I could be moving back in with them (again). :( But at least this way i won't have a real job to worry about and I can commit myself to this career. Do you think this okay, minus the horrible drawbacks and shame of living at home in your late 20's?

Long story short, I've only been doing this for a few months but I know this is what I want to do and have lots of great ideas.

My mom is really web savvy and she's going to want to know if the income comes from people paying me to design websites or ad based revenue. So obviously I won't be sharing all of my websites, but just the non-nude ones.

I have a feeling this thread is about to get a lot more interesting.

My friend who's a garbage man was telling me his job title was 'Sanitation Engineer', so I in turn started referring to myself as a 'Rape Prevention Technician'

It's your parents... You haven't learned to hide stuff from them yet?

Oh and if you tell them what your doing and they kick yer ass out it will give you more motivation to get yer ass in gear and pay your bills :)

btw it's yer parents you don't have to lie to them. if they say fuck you. fuck them.

after they are dead you are are the one that is going to have to live with the choices you made.

BIG MISTAKE. I used to say that and EVERYONE wants a website. I now say programmer and computer language expert. It keeps the dummies from being too curious.

PIMP = professional internet marketing person!

:1orglaugh
WINNAR!

ohhh !! this one takes the prize! :thumbsup:1orglaugh:thumbsup

"gangbanger yo"

then i start walking like i'm missing my cane.

Full time cancer patient... sad but true.

That's awesome. I always hated how they had to misuse the word "Engineer" like that... people go to university for several years to become an engineer and they can't just go and use it like that. Preferable PC nomenclature for a garbage man would be "Waste Management Technician."

I just take what I do most, or like to do most, and make that my job title. Web Developer it is.

While both of our situations are sad, yours is truly one to sympathize with. Hope you do okay.

"the Shemp"

"Web Architecture"

VIP! I just say VIP!

But there is only one Shemp...

I have a fulltime NON adult job!

Times are tough and you have nothing to be ashamed of...........

Tell your parents the truth and be proud:winkwink: Say I make an honest living and I have my own money.:winkwink:

Marketing Staff. :)

Nice! :thumbsup

This one is great too! :thumbsup

I work for myself scratching my nuts

Depending on the person and/or the situation, I say either "photographer" or "pornographer".

I say "I'm in the porn industry"

When im talking to people who don't understand the business at all I just say web developer, Ive found thats always the easiest way to go :P

You're kidding, right? You're still scared of mommy?

Director of Janitorial Services
Feces Processing and Collection Unit

:warning

"Somebody's Bitch"

Bitch for hire. Learned bitch for hirer.

interesting thread lol :)

Big Fucking Man on Campus ( who does exactly what his wife says)

Normally, I say im a programmer. But if I don't care what they think, I say im in the Porn Business. With that, I get an "ohhhhhhh. i see" type reply. Shuts them up quick.

i jerk off in front of my computer

fuckey fuckey broker...

Virtual Human Trafficker?

Shit, no one wants to tell their parents they distribute internet porn. lol.

Too obvious.

Great thread of suggestions. I'll probably go with website marketing for the parents and "fucky fucky broker" for friends.

Then people will think I'm doing tech support again.

God I never want to go back to Tier 1 computer desktop tech support. Or any tech support for that matter.

When people ask, I tell them that I shoot content for my website....that I am an adult webmaster.