TO ALL THE LADIES - How can I get into your pants?
 

I am just wondering what sort of things a guy can do to rapidly advance the "sexual" activity between a man (me) and a woman (you). I see the target, now I need to, "HIT IT!"

REVEAL YOUR SECRETS HERE!


I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!!!


Thank you lovely girl.

Advance two spaces, if you pass go collect $200 and unzip pants. If not, roll the dice again.

Not to get "gross" or anything, but my pants are unzipped and I have already passed GO.

Now I need the hot ladies to tell me their secrets!!!!


Secret to success!

:Oh crap

the secret is in the poo

Hang out with the wang out

I know you have a secret and it has to do with poo. My question for you is, do you eat it? Do you play with it? When you say, "I like poo." What exactly is it that you like about poo? The taste? The texture? The smell? You have never revealed your secret before. Please bless this thread and reveal your love of poo here. I want the peace and harmony of life that YOU have.



Thank you my friend!

Interesting thread topic...

I will try tonight!!!

THANK YOU!

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
http://www.medicine.manchester.ac.uk...7;20bottle.jpg

Give her LOTS of Long Beach Ice Teas...A spin off of the Long Island, made with Cranberry Juice instead of Coca-Cola, can't even taste the liquor!!!

Now Elli,

do you have any tips for me? What can a guy do to expedite the process?


I mean . . . . . imagine you are with a guy you like, what "things" might he do to excite you faster than usual?




By the way, I just got rock hard looking at your little pic in your sig. Sorry.

NOW THAT IS WHAT I'M TALK'N BOUT!


Thank you beautiful baby!!!

Very nice!


But you are treading onto some questionable LEGAL issues. Not that I'm against it. If it gets me to the target, I will try it! I just have some negative memories regarding chloroform and sex and Juicy D. Links.

He used that exact same "line" on me and I fell for it. I woke up in a lot of pain in all parts of my body.

Thank you though!

Honest to god if you have to resort to getting a girl drunk to sleep with her thats just sad.....want some advice- STOP LOOKING FOR A QUICK BANG. There is no such thing. In EVERY sexual act there are feelings. EVEN in a one night stand, there has to be an attraction of some sort. Buy some "bitch come running" AKA Aqua De Gio by Giorgio Armani, dress to impress (but dont over do it), and talk to her, LISTEN to her, ask her questions, tell her about yourself and MAKE HER LAUGH. above all else, women want a man who can make her laugh. And the reason is, in this serious world of existance, with all the pressures of today, what do we all want? a good fucking laugh my ass off moment! That is the best advice i can give you to speed the process up. And a lil alcohol never hurt, just dont blantanly try to get her drunk.....WE DO notice that! lol

Certainly :)

Most people dislike poo... It scares them and they flush it away...
Other people LOVE poo, and indulge in all the fine actives you suggest... Tasting, sniffing, eating, playing with it... etc etc...

Well, I do neither. I dont dislike poo, nor do I love poo...
I do not 'rush to flush', nor do I hold on to my souvenirs for future activities...

It is like the ying and the yang... I am neither, so therefore I simply 'Like' poo...

Does that explain things?

i like poo...

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I thank you for that very nice post. I believe I understand now. I hope to one day achieve the happiness you have! I just hope that if you like "other people's" poo instead of your own poo, that I can follow in your foot steps. I can tell you that MY poo stinks real bad and I don't like it.

THANK YOU! I can tell you have dealt with the many morons that refer to me as "brother."


I respect your advice and I will follow it.


But, what happens when a girl gets herself DRUNK in order to get the courage to attack a man? I've had that happen and I figured that it was ok. I didn't "get her drunk" and I really did like her. She was extra wild. Like a cougar. I can't escape from a wild cougar.

I also forgot to say that I think I love you.



XOXOXO!



Do you think an "ascot" is too much? I love you!

OK, let me answer in a different way, but a way I am sure YOU will understand... :winkwink:

I could type I am indifferent to poo, or I tolerate poo, or i consider poo to be neither good or bad...

However as that would be more than the required 8 characters, it would reduce my potential postcount considerably :winkwink:

i like poo

Its a number game.

Basically hit on chicks often and ya get some bites.
Follow up on the bites. The more hit ups the more bites.

Pretty easy mano.
Ya may not fuck what ya really want but ya still get fucked:)]

I did this kind of thing in the nightclubs for years.
I would probably hit on about 20 different chicks in one night, ended up with alot of numbers, I was generally 1 in 4 numbers with a 1 in 15 fuck ratio.

Oh, I see now. Not only would those other statements increase the character count, they seem to also not describe your actual feelings regarding poo.


"I like poo," is all you need my friend!

man need to try and try and try...You need to be sexy and easy. Remember girls like via ears. and via feelings....I have more then 100 girls via first day it is easy. but logical secrets will not work..Secret is inside of you...Relax and just meet them and do them right away. Actually 1 thing i will add. when you see a girl try to touch her right away or kiss her like the do in france. That works so they sex chakra turnes towards you. I hope it will help you.

Oh and once chicks seeing ya get game, for some reason they become interested:)

So it never hurts to shoot twice.
Ya get shot down twice thats fine no big deal just move on to the next.
It becomes a fun game actually and yeah my friends called me a male slut but I had alot of things goin on in the weekends and during the week with hook ups while they sat around doing nothing most the time and definatly not getting laid.

SO fuck what all these other idiots are saying its a pure numbers game entirelly.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

I REALLY WANT Punker Barbie to spill some of her secret desires. How can a guy unlock your passion punker barbie? I want to see the wild cougar in you, you sexy thing.


How can a guy get you EXTRA excited? Or, how can a guy at least have a shot at YOU?


I think I need to lick your thighs and your rib cage (and a lot of other places).


Would it be way off if I licked the back of your knees? What about your neck? Can I lick that?


I also want to tickle the bottom of your feet with my tongue.


You sexy thing - sexy thing.

No real tips from women so far..

Great ideas!!! Thank you my friend!!!!! I will definitely try!

Truckloads of money and a huge, huge cock.

And maybe some good drugs.

not posting anymore is a good start :)

Cool! Let me know if it helps you! Thanks bud!!!

Of course not.
Besides, like the tips do not even matter when it is a numbers game anyways.

It is beyond Individual female control:)
So what ever answer they give is Moot.

oh and besides that Women never answer anything the same way any how I think it is some sort of game they play. There is no singular tip all would agree on.

Are you trying to tell me that if I am told by a HOT girl on GFY to wear a top hat out to the clubs, that it might not be an "attraction" to all women at the club? The top hat that is. The one thing going through my mind is that I would do anything to try to be attractive to Punker Barbie. I would make it a full time job if it would get me in her pants.

LOL That's your answer to every kind of thread like this.:1orglaugh

Throw money at them

does your mother know you are using her computer this late?

For starters, stop being a total dick head. And Punker Barbie has higher standards than you.

a hooker ?

also i can learn you how to make your own chloroform :D

You are what you eat.

I see I have caught your eye. Pretend to hate my little friend . . . it makes me want you all the more!


Oh shit, you are a Red Sox fan? Fuuuuuuhhhhgggg. I like the Cleveland Indians so that means we can never be together. Unless of course you like real "angry" sex. It could be fun?

Excellent! Thank you my friend!


I might also consider any tips on how to get a "hooker" to drop her pants for me. They always seem to be quite attracted to me, but there is this odd barrier.

The Tao of Steve.

'You Boston bastard! Cleveland Compels you!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

PS
I don't wear pants...

grow up for one thing and do not show you are so much in need :thumbsup

try dangling 200$ on a hook .. that usually works in most hotel bars :P

I am not so sure I can "grow up" but I'll give it a try!



Also, should I stop wearing my t-shirt that reads, "I WANT YOU," on the front and, "I STILL WANT YOU!" on the back, to the clubs and bars?



This could be perpetuating that, "so much in need" thing you think I should avoid.

That's just wrong! But pretty funny. :1orglaugh

The chicks dig me!