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AMDWarrior 04-21-2008 09:18 PM

UFC Fans, Starnes is out..
 
As reported by Yahoo:



Monday, Apr 21, 2008 2:20 pm EDT
UFC cuts Starnes after disgraceful performance

By Kevin Iole

It was a great night for mixed martial arts on Saturday in Montreal, as an enthusiastic sellout crowd of 21,390 packed the Bell Centre to watch hometown hero Georges St. Pierre reclaim the UFC welterweight title from Matt Serra at UFC 83.

It wasn't such a good night, though, for Kalib Starnes, who spent most of the evening running from Nate Quarry in their middleweight bout. A native of Surrey, B.C., Starnes was booed heavily by the Canadian crowd that had been boisterous in its support of all the other Canadians on the card.

After losing a unanimous decision on scores of 30-26, 30-27, and an unheard-of 30-24, Starnes received even worse news: He was cut from his contract by UFC president Dana White.

"He just doesn?t belong in the UFC and after his performance the other night, he should consider a new line of work," White said Monday.

Quarry pressed the action the entire fight as Starnes simply circled and refused to engage. Late in the third round, Quarry pretended to run like he was a track star in trying to find a way to get Starnes to fight.

After the bout, members of Quarry's corner were complaining to Starnes about his lack of activity. Starnes shouted an expletive at one member of Quarry's team, called him a derogatory term for homosexuals and challenged him to a fight.

Starnes couldn't be reached for comment about his performance, but Quarry expressed disappointment with Starnes' lack of effort.

A one-time contestant on The Ultimate Fighter, Starnes was 8-2 going into the bout and had had quality victories over Chris Leben and Jason MacDonald.

"I think if you're fighting in the UFC, you've got to come to fight," Quarry told UFC.com in a post-fight interview. "I would much rather get knocked out than lose a decision running backwards. No disrespect to Kalib. I know the stress really gets to you. A lot of guys, they focus on not wanting to lose instead of wanting to win. I didn't mean to disrespect him in any way. I just got frustrated because you can't fight when somebody's moving backward that fast."

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-21-2008 09:21 PM

I JUST posted this in the other thread, so i'll throw my :2 cents: on the situation here too...

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 14095705)
Kalib Starnes' performance against Nate Quarry could have been one of the most disgraceful thing I have ever seen in mma. Kalib Starnes is an absolute bitch. Pure faggot bitchmeat. All he did was run the entire fight. I have to say, that Nate's end moves during the fight were some of the absolute funniest shit I have ever seen. Just about as funny as Heath Herring knocking out nakao for kissing him. I was busting a gut laughing my ass off, and listening to the crowd cheer and boo as the fighters on the big screen bounced back and forth was priceless. Kalib Starnes' UFC career IS OVER, you can count on that. I have NEVER seen a rouynd scored 30-24 in the UFC. That shit is just pitiful. Seriously. I have never seen this poor a performance ever.

http://i27.tinypic.com/ricieg.jpg
http://i30.tinypic.com/sxjfc1.gif

The saddening hialrity of this fight completely blanked out most of my recollection of what a great event this was. And it WAS a great event....

I love how Starnes is STILL running, even as Quarry approache shim doing his little tomahawk chop and running man maneuvers. The running was LOL funny, but the tomahawk chop fucking epic....


Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-21-2008 09:24 PM

I can't say that ANYONE is amazed that Dana decided to cut Starnes' contract. that shit was just embarassing.

RTP 04-21-2008 09:28 PM

Quarry is top notch for not verbally destroying him

:upsidedow

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-21-2008 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RTP (Post 14095743)
Quarry is top notch for not verbally destroying him

:upsidedow

what else is there to say after this?

http://i30.tinypic.com/sxjfc1.gif

lazycash 04-21-2008 09:34 PM

Starnes looked horrible, but even more perplexing is figuring out how he beat Leban.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-21-2008 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 14095762)
Starnes looked horrible, but even more perplexing is figuring out how he beat Leban.

Leban is also a useless fuck in my opinion. Definiteily overly hyped as far I'm concerned. At least he stands up and fights though.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-21-2008 09:46 PM

http://kalibstarnessucks.ytmnd.com/

good to see ytmnd still shits our something funny every now and then....

AMDWarrior 04-21-2008 09:47 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Socks 04-21-2008 09:48 PM

I've seen guys with broken hands fight way harder than he did :/

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-21-2008 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 14095793)
I've seen guys with broken hands fight way harder than he did :/

i've seen drunks who couldn't get up off the floor put up more fight than him...

RTP 04-21-2008 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 14095785)
http://kalibstarnessucks.ytmnd.com/

good to see ytmnd still shits our something funny every now and then....

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh

lazycash 04-21-2008 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 14095772)
Leban is also a useless fuck in my opinion. Definiteily overly hyped as far I'm concerned. At least he stands up and fights though.

Yeah i'll agree with you on that, he's not skilled but is tough as nails.

BOSS1 04-21-2008 10:26 PM

Dana did him a favor, he has no place fighting pros

UniqueMovies 04-21-2008 10:30 PM

Rumour has it Starnes did it deliberatly to piss off Dana White, since it was his last fight under contract.

Who knows, he's supposed to make a statement later in the week...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-21-2008 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniqueMovies (Post 14095879)
Rumour has it Starnes did it deliberatly to piss off Dana White, since it was his last fight under contract.

Who knows, he's supposed to make a statement later in the week...

Ya, I've read this on a few mma forums now. There are rumours floating around that he walked the whole fight off intentionally to piss Dana off, over some dispute he was having with the UFC not paying his medical bills.

Fuck him either way, I hope it destroys his career, which it likely will. There's alot of talk about EliteXC or somebody picking him up, but really, why the fuck would you want to pick a guy who pulls stunts like this up under contract?

I really do hope this is the end of his professional fighting career...

Doctor Dre 04-21-2008 11:46 PM

I was in the bell center, what a good end to that fight thought. Querry put the crowd on fire for the rest of the night with that performance.

BOSS1 04-21-2008 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre (Post 14096036)
I was in the bell center, what a good end to that fight thought. Querry put the crowd on fire for the rest of the night with that performance.

your still in MTL?

sicone 04-21-2008 11:53 PM

I sat that there and couldn't believe what I was seeing with that match... What a disappointment and he deserved to be cut

Doctor Dre 04-21-2008 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BOSS1 (Post 14096042)
your still in MTL?

Never too far from it


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