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natkejs 04-23-2008 03:34 AM

I Accidentally Ate Some ANTS
 
Hate that shit ... you pick up a coke bottle without looking and start chunking it till you notice about a thousand and running down your throat :(

Jens Van Assterdam 04-23-2008 03:35 AM

Where do you live? In the woods?

CunningStunt 04-23-2008 04:01 AM

^LOL.

My dyslexia kicked in, I thought it was going to be some joke to do with a tracking system....

natkejs 04-23-2008 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Machete Rodriguez (Post 14100893)
Where do you live? In the woods?

in the tropics :(

natkejs 04-23-2008 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt (Post 14100933)
^LOL.

My dyslexia kicked in, I thought it was going to be some joke to do with a tracking system....

LOL good catch I honestly was not thinking of that

DWB 04-23-2008 04:33 AM

Fuck I hate that. In tropical areas ants get into everything. They are everywhere and I hate each and every one of them.

With that said, I do eat them on occasion on purpose. Some of the street stalls in Thailand have steamed and salted ants. Yummy.

natkejs 04-23-2008 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 14100998)
Fuck I hate that. In tropical areas ants get into everything. They are everywhere and I hate each and every one of them.

With that said, I do eat them on occasion on purpose. Some of the street stalls in Thailand have steamed and salted ants. Yummy.

same heat bro and that's a lot of hate considering they will gather their family and 1000 relatives upon finding one drip of coca cola ... bastards

natkejs 04-23-2008 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 14100998)
Fuck I hate that. In tropical areas ants get into everything. They are everywhere and I hate each and every one of them.

With that said, I do eat them on occasion on purpose. Some of the street stalls in Thailand have steamed and salted ants. Yummy.

hey btw ... did you try the dancing shrimps yet? (north of thailand)

pretty interesting stuff :)

Davy 04-23-2008 04:43 AM

A little extra proteine can't be that bad.

s9ann0 04-23-2008 04:45 AM

you never had choclate coverred ants?

natkejs 04-23-2008 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by s9ann0 (Post 14101029)
you never had choclate coverred ants?

not by choice no :disgust

I did have dancing shrimp's, maggots and friend chicken feet though :D

CyberHustler 04-23-2008 05:31 AM

Happened to me twice when I lived in Florida. Once with small ants, wasn't that bad. Another time with big healthy ants... you feel the chunks going down your throat. Then I accidentally chewed one of the big ones too. Fucking horrible.

Miguel T 04-23-2008 05:31 AM

You are going to die.

florin 04-23-2008 07:52 AM

that sucks.....

G.A.F 04-23-2008 08:03 AM

Well, at least they didn't bite you. They took the worst part.
I hate being bitten by ants and other bugs. The itching never stops. :disgust

CurrentlySober 04-23-2008 08:10 AM

I personally will never eat an ant, or ants, unless they have been under my foreskin for at LEAST 24hours...

Why? Because then they are cheese flavoured :)

MichelleB 04-23-2008 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by natkejs (Post 14100888)
Hate that shit ... you pick up a coke bottle without looking and start chunking it till you notice about a thousand and running down your throat :(

Ewww that's gross. :(

Jman 04-23-2008 08:14 AM

Ants are good protein, nothing wrong with eating a few

markz08 04-23-2008 08:20 AM

well, ants won't harm your body. They just taste a bit tingy.

natkejs 04-23-2008 08:21 AM

Bugs in general are very rich on proteins that does not make it any less disturbing though.

I just get paranoid that they'll be like carrying out team missions on my throat and shit like that making me suffocate from ant bites :(

2012 04-23-2008 08:53 AM

dude, you're gonna get ant worms now. better check your stool in a week or two. On a side note red ants are spicy :D

natkejs 04-23-2008 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 14101702)
dude, you're gonna get ant worms now. better check your stool in a week or two. On a side note red ants are spicy :D

sweet, 3rd species of worms I got since I came to South America or 8 species of parasites if you want to be exact ... I'm actually rather thrilled :Oh crap

kapopoy 04-23-2008 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by natkejs (Post 14101012)
hey btw ... did you try the dancing shrimps yet? (north of thailand)

pretty interesting stuff :)

we have that one too here (philippines)

we call it jumping salad (live shrimps with vinegar, onions, gingers, hot chilli)

best with gin and green mango salad


http://photos-531.friendster.com/e1/...529255689l.jpg


http://utopiankitchen.files.wordpres...ango-salad.jpg

Penny Flame 04-23-2008 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner (Post 14101563)
I personally will never eat an ant, or ants, unless they have been under my foreskin for at LEAST 24hours...

Why? Because then they are cheese flavoured :)

I want some delicious foreskin cheese covered ants!

It sounds so exotic!!!

Martin 04-23-2008 09:16 AM

I ate a big fat black ant when I was 19 for a bet that I wouldn't. It was yummy.

natkejs 04-23-2008 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kapopoy (Post 14101748)
we have that one too here (philippines)

we call it jumping salad (live shrimps with vinegar, onions, gingers, hot chilli)

best with gin and green mango salad


http://photos-531.friendster.com/e1/...529255689l.jpg


http://utopiankitchen.files.wordpres...ango-salad.jpg

that's it man ... they are actually not bad at all, spicy and crunchy though as a gringo it takes a certain amount of braveness to go through with it :)

sniperwolf 04-23-2008 09:24 AM

don't worry! they're healthy! they're protein rich! :winkwink:

natkejs 04-23-2008 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14101761)
I want some delicious foreskin cheese covered ants!

It sounds so exotic!!!

Ok you're totally brushing your teeth's lighting up with me :upsidedow

cthulhu_waves 04-23-2008 09:53 AM

wow yummy


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