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Offshore Provider 05-07-2008 09:00 AM

Get a tax-free Offshore Company - also for US citizens - avoid US tax info here
 
This applies to all that are looking to incorporate offshore (see wiki for info if you dont know what it means) to save on personal/corporate taxes when making more money than necessary to bring into the country.

An offshore company offers a great hideout to people receiving money from abroad (or the Internet). When invoicing a company, there is simply no reason to cash in all the money personally/corporate and pay the taxes that apply.

With an offshore company all the money stays in a company, located in offshore destinations, such as Belive, Seychelles, BVI etc. When money are needed personally/corporate there is no reason to not take out what you need and keep the rest of the money tax free offshore. Best of all, there is no audit, no fillings, no bookkeeping. So what are the obvious advantages?

- No tax on money that stays in offshore accounts
- Beneficial directories (this will remove your name as director in the company, thus making the offshore company completely legally non taxable)
- No bookkeeping, government filling
- Offshore companies incorporated with bank account, in banking destinations such as Liechtenstein, Switzerland, Cook Island, Vanuatu etc.
- Only tax on money you wire into the country to personal/corporate account
- Receive all wires from invoices to a company, thus shunning your profile

There is much more to this, but I rather stop here and leave it to people to see if there is an interest in this kind of solution.

We can be reached on certuscorporateservice.com

If you need an offshore solution, have questions about how we can setup something that works for your situation do not hesitate to call us.

pr0 05-07-2008 09:01 AM

Isn't it Belize?

I belive you might be full of shit

incase he edits it

Quote:

located in offshore destinations, such as Belive

brand0n 05-07-2008 09:02 AM

as soon as that guy from that 1 country lands here with my 35.4 million

ill be in contact

Offshore Provider 05-07-2008 09:27 AM

This industry is really special isnt it ;)

SL|M! 05-07-2008 09:28 AM

no one on GFY is rich enough to go offshore

Premier Payments 05-07-2008 09:31 AM

For anyone willing to take him up on his offer, I can recommend an asset recovery firm to get your money back.

Methodcash Rick 05-07-2008 09:33 AM

The advert reads like it was written by an 8 year old.

Not that my grammar is any better, but damn, I'm not try to "sell" a service.

DateDoc 05-07-2008 09:36 AM

looks like it might be legit - http://www.cnbc.com/id/24477827/

starpimps 05-07-2008 09:46 AM

did you buy that site design from a template site

Offshore Provider 05-07-2008 12:08 PM

Does our website skills have anything to do with our products in OFFSHORE?

Personally I dont get it, because there is simply no benefit of NOT having an offshore company. Its money out the window, money you could spend on a nice holiday in Europe.

GrouchyAdmin 05-07-2008 12:09 PM

Nothing like federal prison AND losing your money.

jalami 05-07-2008 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 14159913)
Isn't it Belize?

I belive you might be full of shit

incase he edits it

Actually, Belive is an island nation in the Caribbean... it's so secret you won't even find the country on any maps or on Wikipedia... imagine how safe your funds will be! I can have you set up with a Belivian corporation and bank account in 24 hours, just Western Union me $2000 and I'll take care of it!

Offshore Provider 05-07-2008 12:18 PM

Your government really really made you guys paranoid against anyone from outside USA eh? There is actually a world outside USA, some would say its better than "in the land of the free" that looks more and more like a police state.

Its not all Nigeria letters, its not all scams, there are actually people OUTSIDE USA making good money on services that for some of you is pure James Bond.

There is no federal prison, there is no such thing, these solutions are NOT illegal if you use them right.

Barefootsies 05-07-2008 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 14161109)
Nothing like federal prison AND losing your money.

:2 cents:

Due 05-07-2008 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 14161109)
Nothing like federal prison AND losing your money.

You can go legally offshore, but before doing so I would get in touch with a local tax lawyer to get a list of things that is definately a nono to do, should cost about $4-6K from a high profile company such as deloitte
Best way is obviously to move, not everybody can do that though :2 cents:

Quagmire 05-07-2008 01:11 PM

You didn't tell the medium and low pimps about how they can get a credit card attached to the bank account so they can withdraw money directly or pay for things without ever having to wire it, thus avoiding any taxes all together by not having cash land in their country...

BVF 05-07-2008 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jalami (Post 14161137)
Actually, Belive is an island nation in the Caribbean... it's so secret you won't even find the country on any maps or on Wikipedia... imagine how safe your funds will be! I can have you set up with a Belivian corporation and bank account in 24 hours, just Western Union me $2000 and I'll take care of it!

It's not Belive...It's Belize....And it's not a secret island nation..It's a country in Central america right under Mexico...I know because I was just there....

Also, if I wanted to go offshore in Belize, I wouldn't need you...I would just walk into the Bank of Belize and ask for Corporate Services....

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Kimmykim 05-07-2008 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Offshore Provider (Post 14161103)
Does our website skills have anything to do with our products in OFFSHORE?

Personally I dont get it, because there is simply no benefit of NOT having an offshore company. Its money out the window, money you could spend on a nice holiday in Europe.

Back away from the crack pipe, pal. US citizens are required under US tax code to report and pay taxes on all the income they earn. The only exception is a US resident LIVING in a foreign country with a tax treaty and paying the equivalent in taxes to that country.

Obviously your grasp of tax law in the US ranks right up there with your grammar.

CherryLipsRosa 05-07-2008 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jalami (Post 14161137)
Actually, Belive is an island nation in the Caribbean... it's so secret you won't even find the country on any maps or on Wikipedia... imagine how safe your funds will be! I can have you set up with a Belivian corporation and bank account in 24 hours, just Western Union me $2000 and I'll take care of it!

i'll send it to you tomorrow :)

GonZo 05-07-2008 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim (Post 14161551)
Back away from the crack pipe, pal. US citizens are required under US tax code to report and pay taxes on all the income they earn. The only exception is a US resident LIVING in a foreign country with a tax treaty and paying the equivalent in taxes to that country.

Obviously your grasp of tax law in the US ranks right up there with your grammar.

This firm is endorsed by Joe Francis - Im sure!!!

Offshore Provider 05-07-2008 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim (Post 14161551)
Back away from the crack pipe, pal. US citizens are required under US tax code to report and pay taxes on all the income they earn. The only exception is a US resident LIVING in a foreign country with a tax treaty and paying the equivalent in taxes to that country.

Obviously your grasp of tax law in the US ranks right up there with your grammar.

You stupid idiot! Corporate tax is not personal income. Having a company offshore means CORPORATION!
Since you will only be the owner and have nominee directors, the corporate tax is not payable to any country.
Taxes MUST be paid of all personal deduction, but having the money sitting in an offshore company is NOT illegal because of the international tax laws. You can have a billion dollars in your account, and it will not be taxable because ITS NOT PERSONAL! Please understand something before you talk.

james_clickmemedia 05-07-2008 02:41 PM

So you can say I have $5,000,000 in an offshore account, I'm rich..
Cannot spend it our bring it into the US without paying taxes on it but hey i'm rich...

Great :(

yys 05-07-2008 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by james_clickmemedia (Post 14161893)
So you can say I have $5,000,000 in an offshore account, I'm rich..
Cannot spend it our bring it into the US without paying taxes on it but hey i'm rich...

Great :(

Or you could grow your $5,000,000 in a business tax free. Want to invest in stocks or bonds? Do it inside an offshore corporate structure and pay no taxes on your gains. Want to invest in Real Estate? Do the same. All kinds of legitimate reasons and legal means for going offshore.

WiredGuy 05-07-2008 03:47 PM

Anyone who's stupid enough to trust a guy off GFY with their cash to offshore corporations without seeking proper counsel gets what they deserve. Get a tax lawyer and learn the real way of going offshore.
WG

SweetT 05-07-2008 04:35 PM

So...let me see if I have this right......

According to you, if I live inside the United States of America, and am a citizen of the USA and I own a company that is based in the USA and sell products and services that are primarily either bought or consumed within the US borders then I can move my company "off shore" and as the Ultimate Beneficial Owner (UBO) I will not have to pay US taxes except for the amount that I bring in as payroll to myself?

Am I right?


--T

Kard63 05-07-2008 08:57 PM

I don't want to read his entire post or the responses. Is it legal?

Iron Fist 05-07-2008 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Offshore Provider (Post 14161652)
You stupid idiot!
...
Please understand something before you talk.

Quick! Let me give you all my monies! You are the bestest! This is the legaler way to hide monies from big borther! :helpme

Pleasurepays 05-07-2008 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Offshore Provider (Post 14161182)
Your government really really made you guys paranoid against anyone from outside USA eh? There is actually a world outside USA, some would say its better than "in the land of the free" that looks more and more like a police state.

Its not all Nigeria letters, its not all scams, there are actually people OUTSIDE USA making good money on services that for some of you is pure James Bond.

There is no federal prison, there is no such thing, these solutions are NOT illegal if you use them right.

you seem to have no clue as to what you are talking about with respect to US Citizens and US Tax Law.

gadabout 05-07-2008 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Offshore Provider (Post 14161652)
You stupid idiot! Corporate tax is not personal income. Having a company offshore means CORPORATION!
Since you will only be the owner and have nominee directors, the corporate tax is not payable to any country.
Taxes MUST be paid of all personal deduction, but having the money sitting in an offshore company is NOT illegal because of the international tax laws. You can have a billion dollars in your account, and it will not be taxable because ITS NOT PERSONAL! Please understand something before you talk.

He is right :1orglaugh The bushgame.com taught me that when Kerry was running. I don't know all the rules because I don't have the money yet. I would go through an attorney if I was going to do this not a guy on gfy.

seeric 05-07-2008 10:03 PM

Hi

This is agent Woofy from the FBI. I am here with my buddy agent JDL from the IRS. Nice to meet you.


ROFL.

Bojangles 05-07-2008 10:50 PM

:1orglaugh

seeric 05-07-2008 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim (Post 14161551)
Back away from the crack pipe, pal. US citizens are required under US tax code to report and pay taxes on all the income they earn. The only exception is a US resident LIVING in a foreign country with a tax treaty and paying the equivalent in taxes to that country.

Obviously your grasp of tax law in the US ranks right up there with your grammar.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I love kimmy kim.

Kimmy you should put this in your siggy.


"keeping it real since 1982"


lol.

this person is delusional.

DWB 05-07-2008 11:12 PM

There are plenty of legal was to lower your tax burden. Going offshore and setting it up correctly is one of them. Though as a US citizen it really does help if you are already living out of the USA and earning foreign income for the time required by the IRS to catch the tax break.

I know it all sounds fishy, but once you look into it and set it up correctly, you really can pay close to nill (or nill if you want) in taxes.

As a small cliff-note example, an expat who meets the requirements of the IRS to get the $85,700 take break, and claims a modest salary of 100k from such company that has a nominated director, only pays taxes on 15k. Of course then there are other deductions (like foreign housing deduction) on top of that which can knock it down to even less or nothing at all! However... what if you were making a salary of 80K? You would pay... NOTHING.

Of course you have to have your paperwork in order and meet the requirements of the IRS to get the foreign income break in the first place, but if you do, you're set.

I say, do your due diligence and save yourself a fortune by moving things offshore. Just choose the right company to do it for you. Also, don't bank and set up your business in the same country. For example, set up your company in Seychelles and bank in Cyprus. Or whatever countries fit your needs the best.

DWB 05-07-2008 11:23 PM

BTW... It's more complicated than what I posted. I was just giving a very simple example. To do it right, there is a lot more involved and it's not as easy as it may seem.

v4 media 05-08-2008 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Offshore Provider (Post 14161652)
You stupid idiot!

Is there any other kind, surely a clever idiot is no longer an idiot?

moneybiz 05-08-2008 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 14161494)
It's not Belive...It's Belize....And it's not a secret island nation..It's a country in Central america right under Mexico...I know because I was just there....

Also, if I wanted to go offshore in Belize, I wouldn't need you...I would just walk into the Bank of Belize and ask for Corporate Services....

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/misc/bz2.jpg

Is that your backyard? Are there hot girls there? What happens if a tsumai hits?

Btw offshore provider is a verified scammer on other boards, were have you been hiding for 5 years now fucktard?

polish_aristocrat 05-08-2008 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moneybiz (Post 14164203)
Is that your backyard? Are there hot girls there? What happens if a tsumai hits?

no, it's the bank headquarters...

BobG 05-08-2008 01:03 AM

i like the header and the flash buttons

3M TA3 05-08-2008 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 14163777)
I don't want to read his entire post or the responses. Is it legal?

it's legal if you do it legally. but it's not for everyone and it doesn't take a lot of money to do it. Depending on your personal needs it can help but it does not work for everyone.

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DamageX 05-08-2008 01:50 AM

One of the more entertaining threads on GFY lately. :)

Offshore Provider 05-08-2008 05:03 AM

Hilarious ;)

DWB 05-08-2008 05:58 AM

BVF... great pic man.

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