BILL CLINTON CALLED ME TODAY! I pitched him lazynegro.com!
 

Oregon is next for the race for President. Bill Clinton just called me becasue we have contrubeded $$ to the Democratic Party. He wanted us to back Hillary.

I told him I own a domain called LAZYNEGRO.COM and we could really hit Obama hard if we put some thought into it.

He pretended he didnt hear me...

WTF...

You should have mentioned subdomains that involved blowjobs. That'd get him listening.

You obviously need to work on your sales skills. ;)

If this is true, I am flying to oregon tonight and pinning a gold star on your chest. amazing.

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r..._talk_hand.jpg

BP tells the best stories. I don't even care that they are untrue.

tom cruz just left my house

He had to leave because he's bringing me a pizza.

A Big Sausage Pizza... :winkwink:

Tom needs to push away from the pizza - dude's been putting away a lot of pies lately and it's starting to show:

http://www.celebridiot.com/wp-conten...tom_cruise.jpg

But back to the topic at hand...

http://www.urbangrounds.com/images/B...Chris_Rock.jpg

ADG

Anybody that laughs at a boneprone thread is just kissing ass, cause I've never read one that was funny.

I have no idea how he makes money, if he has enough money to be worth kissing his ass, or if his business could benefit my business in anyway. I think he is hilarious. If he really is anal hobbit he is quite possibly the funniest person of all time.

Maybe you lack a sense of Humor?

drunken nights and politics = site like this:

http://www.obamaspastor.com
and
http://www.jeremiah-wright.com

lol

is this like the time michael jackson came to use your bathroom

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you need to put a post it note on the screen that is logged in as anal hobbit - this thread was not

Was it a recording? In my state they use recorded voices to call donors in situations like these.