If your cute Russian roommate offered you 15k to marry her...
 

would you do it?

A friend of mine found a roommate online, she moves in & within a couple of months they are hooking up.
Next thing he knows she tries to do the instant relationship thing with him.
When he tells her he doesn't want to be tied down, she pulls the old pregnancy scare.
When that ends up being nothing she goes psycho every time he talks to another woman or goes out.
When he tells her to move she changes her attitude & tries to be nice again, then makes him a "business" proposition... she will pay him 15 grand to marry her so she can get her citizenship.
He tells her no, she proceeds to make life hell, throws rocks in the pool, puts cigarettes out in his hats & in the pool, plays the piano really loudly in the middle of the night :Oh crap etc etc.

Is this the new age of the reverse mail order bride? I mean she obviously planned it all along & would rather do it this way & pick the guy she likes ... weird eh?
Anyone hear of this before?

Oh & I am not talking about Marina ~ I would even marry her for 15 ruble ;)

Only if she would throw some rocks in the pool and break the piano





Ruble to Porno !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would not marry you for 15 loaf of bread & a new Hyundai

I would wait 15 day in bread line for you ... why do you treat me like little dura?
:(

eh... no! :(

Are you ever a tourist in your own city?

What is the most annoying Christmas song?

After reading just the title I was thinking.. eh, maybe. Why not

but after reading the thread. Fuck no

You know that song whoop there it is? About black booty shaking? They have the kids at the school all dancing to it on the basketball courts ?

I want be treated like little dura by marina and sarah

I pay loaf of bread 15 rubles and used hundai short one tire

What is the last song YOU danced to?

I will dance while you play piano at midnight.

I dunno, she seems pretty unstable to begin with. What could happen once you two are married.

Joe is having a party in AZ

I get personal invitation, YOU DON'T

do you like sushi?

Do you know how to make bourekas?

this thread is worthless without pics

I am taking applications, here is what you'll get marrying me:

- old school looks
- sensitive on request
- artistically inclined and seriously educated
- impress the society with your new husband! if you want to lead a conversation about something that sounds smart, whether it will be politics, history, popular culture or vintage porn, I am tough to match!
- trilingual
- std proof and very passionate, there are no boundaries in what we can do together! ( boy girl, group only, no bi or gay)
- reliable and not expensive to maintain
- used to work out in the past
- cynicism, sarcasm, irony included

This all for free and even much more:

For those who will apply within the next 30 minutes:

- a free trial in NYC, a dinner for two included

Reserve your new husbad now!

dial 264.739.556 on your ICQ - interactive care network!

Carlos


Do you also wash dishes & disco dance?

I currently own only one plate, one cup and one whisky glass that I use in my place, so I can't really tell..

I have to say I don't dance on public anymore, but I definitely own a collection of some of the most remarkable 80's video music crimes around..

hmmmmm $15k.... u got pics of this russian cutie?

do you do foot massages?

This thread makes me dizzy. I can't keep up!

Carlos, if I find you a mate, do I get 20% :winkwink:

15k won't cover the inevitable nasty divorce, the the money lost wasting time dealing with her BS, and paying for her entire family's travel plans of moving in with you.

No, absolutely not.

LMAO:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh...
What does the free trial in NYC include?

LMAO
got get em girl!!

yeah yeah

Carlos do you ?





Jody, find your own shmuck
:1orglaugh

It's not enough ... you have to deal with a lot of BS paper work and show up at immigration(INS) a bunch of times! More like 30K

Yes, I can't actually call it a fetish, but definitely have the best qualifications and practice for that..

Jenni can keep him :1orglaugh

I can't apply any metrics, but I can definitely guarantee you the right to share the maritial night with the bride of your choice.

To your question: basically anything that a woman can feel insecure about, before entering into a happy marriage.

This thread is getting better by the minute.

hahahahahahaha

LOL! so true! :thumbsup

nevermind the 15k if you will just get all those problems! :disgust

why doesnt he just get her deported? i'll kill her lol

IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT:

Due to the fact that the number of applicants within the first 30 minutes exceeded the capacity of my operators and that I need to take care of an urgent and strictly commercial matter,I have decided to

prolong the term to apply for a free trial till tomorrow 12:00 pacific time

Thanks for understanding

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Let me get this straight, they live together and are fucking but you and your friend think she is crazy for having relationships ideas? Uh huh. Guess we know where you stand.


BTW the going rate is 40k for what she proposed. 15k is a joke.

No doubt. Also tell her Kard63 has a hairy chest, it is now 50k

I can read your thoughts...

..


..



recent sig material applies?

That b*tch will end up costing him WAY more than a measely $15,000!!!

\Where are those times a guy just went to a hooker to get his shit done.

Anyway, he pulled one finger, he got the whole hand. He should have known better ( but thinking with your dick is so natural ) . A 15K pay for finishing what he started would not be bad. Just make an agreement that when they divorce she cant claim his room stuff ( bed and his clothes and the piano )

No one can :)

Lol, NOOOOO Judge Judy. Where did I ever say that? I was just telling the tragic tale.

... I do think she is crazy for throwing rocks in a pool & playing Beethoven at 2am on the electric piano. :helpme
AND for the record, I think he is stupid for banging a roommate and not thinking she would want more, duh, that's text book young chick psychology ... and I told him that.

Weirdos. A bunch of weirdos I tell ya!

This thread delivers!

Marina and Sarah, I have introduced you both to someone who did this same shit and married a Russian stripper for 15k. LOL, bet you can guess this SCHMUCK.

Laura, your application is now beeing processed, thanks for your patience.

who?














MaDalton ? J/K