If you could change your girfriend...
 

If you could change anything about your girlfriend, what would it be? hehehe...

more tits and more blowjobs.

I'd make her exist in more than just my mind. :( :( :(

No more whining,it's too big ,it hurts ..whaaa

Really !? I think Im going out with her sister !

she exist but she is now with a normal guy who don't works with computers 24/7
like most of us.

My girlfriend exists but she's with a normal guy? That sonnabitch. I cut him good.

larger ass and boobies

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Accept my apologies, forgive my faults, laugh at my jokes, and bask in the glory of my love.....
We just had our 25th wedding anniversary recently and all is good.

I would make 100 of her: except each one would look,feel,fuck,suck,n swallow just a bit different, Does that count?

Sounds reasonably intelligent to me. :thumbsup

asking for death
 

sounds completely insane to me...that means every day like three of them get their period...with an average period length of 5 days and overlapping periods...you proly have like 20 chicks in the same house on the rag at the same time:helpme

You should answer your own question

If you are thinking about it that much then you should change to a different girlfriend rather than try the one you have.

more blowjobs

Hell on earth :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'd disconnect her from my forearm and transform her into xoxoleah...

Studies have shown that women living together tend to get their periods at the same time. So you'd actually get all 100 girls with their period at approximately the same time...This might be even worse.

Meaning that for that week you're better out of the house :1orglaugh

Not just humans...animals synch with women too. I had to feel bad for my dad when me and my sister hit puberty and he had three women and two dogs on at the same time.

you may live with boyfriend :thumbsup

More blowjobs :D

I should answer my own question....that being said, too much to change so I broke up with her. lol. nah, no gf as of now. Too much going on in life.

LOL!! you could never change a girl.
GIrls always be girls. ;).......

I'm waiting for "I'd give her a penis" post.

I'd give her a penis...

Thank you.

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Your wish is my command.

Her tits are too small. I need bigger.
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Make her shut up?

hornier....

yuck.

i prefer mine with no more than the two tits she's got.

Healthier

Edit:

Not only would I make her real, I'd make her like Pinocchio, so when she told a lie her tits and ass would grow. That'd be fucking awesome.. so long as she could work it back off by not bitching/bothering me when I'm working.

With my luck, she'd be anorexic. :Oh crap

Not a damn thing.

At least grunt like you're enjoying my 2 minutes of pleasure

Exactly! :thumbsup

No one said make her more faithful???? lol

I'd get a new one...entirely

nice

:thumbsup

the inclusion of a mute switch....

though she could ask for the same feature I assure you!