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Celeb Fan 05-10-2008 02:56 PM

Harley owners: loud pipes let me know who to cut off in traffic
 
:1orglaugh

Iron Fist 05-10-2008 02:58 PM

:1orglaugh

MichaelP 05-10-2008 03:00 PM

HATE them when they ride in my street at 3:00 am :(

I'll get out my BB gun out one night. Not lethal but calls for a new paint job !

Wiseman 05-10-2008 03:01 PM

all 3 of my harley's have loud pipe's they save lives I tell ya. And set off car alarms!!

Dennis Rodman 05-10-2008 03:03 PM

Bikers are fucking queers. 3/4ths of them are wannabes anyways.

Don't worry, I was not referring not you nostril boy (aka baddog).

Celeb Fan 05-10-2008 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelP (Post 14174455)
HATE them when they ride in my street at 3:00 am :(

I'll get out my BB gun out one night. Not lethal but calls for a new paint job !


I fucking hate that.

What kind of douchebag needs attention that badly?

Dennis Rodman 05-10-2008 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celeb Fan (Post 14174480)
I fucking hate that.

What kind of douchebag needs attention that badly?

People with massive amounts of nosehair... that's who. :2 cents:

CurrentlySober 05-10-2008 03:32 PM

Loud Pipes Save Lives...

papill0n 05-10-2008 04:50 PM

All that noise and no action ha ha

latinasojourn 05-10-2008 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben (Post 14174638)
All that noise and no action ha ha


haha, true, lots of noise for what 75bhp?

Vexes 05-10-2008 06:13 PM

Agreed loud pipes makes up for small penises.

baddog 05-10-2008 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelP (Post 14174455)
HATE them when they ride in my street at 3:00 am :(

I'll get out my BB gun out one night. Not lethal but calls for a new paint job !

Like you'd have the balls.

As far as the wannabe celeb guy is concerned, prople like you frequently end up with broken side view mirrors and nice boot prints in their door.

We don't wear steel boots for nothing. Oh yeah, beware of guys that carry old spark plugs in their pockets. Windshields are not as strong as you might think.

PenisFace 05-10-2008 06:51 PM

Harleys are ancient, slow, overpriced pieces of shit. Why is it that when there's a Harley advert, they never say anything about the bike? They just talk about "image" and "prestige" and "heritage"... I don't give a fuck about that B.S, tell me about the engine, or the suspension... Oh wait never mind, 40 year old Accountaints who dress in leather and have handle bar tassels don't care about performance :1orglaugh

Lets not even get into how they basically use the exact same 50 year old 0.001hp engine in every single bike they build, that makes enough horrible noise to wake up god himself, but barely produce enough power to move the lardass 500 pound bike.

Harleys are garbage because they don't sell because of the bike, they sell because of the image that all their riders crave. The one that says, "Everyone look at me, I'm a rebel, a badass on a bike! I'm not a conformist you tools!!"... Never mind the fact that a million other mid-life crisis sufferers are also "not conforming" by wearing the same goddam clothes and riding the same goddam underpowered slow POS bike.

Why is it that Harley riders always argue against any criticism by going on about how "you cant afford it so you hate it"? Why would I overpay for such an outdated POS that's going to spew oil all over the driveway? Oh, its American made? That must be why all the parts are from China.

and handle bar tassels? What? Haha! I'll stick to $50,000+ Ducati's that put down 170hp while you look like a tool who payed 30 grand for handlebar tassels and 50hp.

/rant.

DBS.US 05-10-2008 07:02 PM

I got a handlebar tassels for you at the next stop light:2 cents:
http://www.chilhowee.net/images/whip...reen-black.jpg

baddog 05-10-2008 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace (Post 14174798)
Harleys are ancient, slow, overpriced pieces of shit. Why is it that when there's a Harley advert, they never say anything about the bike? They just talk about "image" and "prestige" and "heritage"... I don't give a fuck about that B.S, tell me about the engine, or the suspension... Oh wait never mind, 40 year old Accountaints who dress in leather and have handle bar tassels don't care about performance :1orglaugh

Lets not even get into how they basically use the exact same 50 year old 0.001hp engine in every single bike they build, that makes enough horrible noise to wake up god himself, but barely produce enough power to move the lardass 500 pound bike.

Harleys are garbage because they don't sell because of the bike, they sell because of the image that all their riders crave. The one that says, "Everyone look at me, I'm a rebel, a badass on a bike! I'm not a conformist you tools!!"... Never mind the fact that a million other mid-life crisis sufferers are also "not conforming" by wearing the same goddam clothes and riding the same goddam underpowered slow POS bike.

Why is it that Harley riders always argue against any criticism by going on about how "you cant afford it so you hate it"? Why would I overpay for such an outdated POS that's going to spew oil all over the driveway? Oh, its American made? That must be why all the parts are from China.

and handle bar tassels? What? Haha! I'll stick to $50,000+ Ducati's that put down 170hp while you look like a tool who payed 30 grand for handlebar tassels and 50hp.

/rant.

Thank you for proving you know absolutely nothing about Harley-Davidson.

DBS.US 05-10-2008 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace (Post 14174798)
They basically use the exact same 50 year old 0.001hp engine in every single bike they build, that makes enough horrible noise to wake up god himself, but barely produce enough power to move the lardass (lard ass) 500 pound bike.


From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Ignorance is the condition of being uninformed or uneducated, lacking knowledge or information.

halfpint 05-10-2008 07:21 PM

You obviously dont know much about the evo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_engine

baddog 05-10-2008 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 14174843)
You obviously dont know much about the evo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_engine

Or the dual cams . . . like I said, he doesn't know shit.

halfpint 05-10-2008 07:26 PM

or the buells

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buell_Motorcycle_Company

SinisterStudios 05-10-2008 07:33 PM

Bhahahaha, like any of you haters would have a clue what the harley lifestyle is like. Go crawl back into your mother womb and keep ypur hating BS to yourself. That is why they created Rice Rockets, for people like you haters to kill yourself on.

I have over 50,000 miles on my my 99 lowrider, 45,000 miles on my 86 sportster and more miles than i can count on my 77 Shovel ( which is worth more now than when it was new)

Oh yeah and my 99 has 100 hp at the rear wheel and my 86 does the quarter in 11 seconds. Before you open your piehole understand what the hell your talking about, oh yeah and im not middle aged and im not an accountant.


Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace (Post 14174798)
Harleys are ancient, slow, overpriced pieces of shit. Why is it that when there's a Harley advert, they never say anything about the bike? They just talk about "image" and "prestige" and "heritage"... I don't give a fuck about that B.S, tell me about the engine, or the suspension... Oh wait never mind, 40 year old Accountaints who dress in leather and have handle bar tassels don't care about performance :1orglaugh

Lets not even get into how they basically use the exact same 50 year old 0.001hp engine in every single bike they build, that makes enough horrible noise to wake up god himself, but barely produce enough power to move the lardass 500 pound bike.

Harleys are garbage because they don't sell because of the bike, they sell because of the image that all their riders crave. The one that says, "Everyone look at me, I'm a rebel, a badass on a bike! I'm not a conformist you tools!!"... Never mind the fact that a million other mid-life crisis sufferers are also "not conforming" by wearing the same goddam clothes and riding the same goddam underpowered slow POS bike.

Why is it that Harley riders always argue against any criticism by going on about how "you cant afford it so you hate it"? Why would I overpay for such an outdated POS that's going to spew oil all over the driveway? Oh, its American made? That must be why all the parts are from China.

and handle bar tassels? What? Haha! I'll stick to $50,000+ Ducati's that put down 170hp while you look like a tool who payed 30 grand for handlebar tassels and 50hp.

/rant.


SifuE 05-10-2008 07:38 PM

What a douch! I own Harley have had all other..Who gives a fuck.. I love my Harley's n the pussy is thrown at me..

SifuE 05-10-2008 07:42 PM

Oh an it is nice to see a Bagger 2008 not only beat but demolish a rice rocket from the line.. love the look everytime if you think u know it all, keep looking for info

dav3 05-10-2008 08:03 PM

Harleys are slow. I waxed my dad's fatboy in my 4-cylinder integra. But then again, I'm lighting on the shifter.

notoldschool 05-10-2008 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SifuE (Post 14174860)
What a douch! I own Harley have had all other..Who gives a fuck.. I love my Harley's n the pussy is thrown at me..

Who this lady?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/71/16...806d4b.jpg?v=0

baddog 05-10-2008 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notoldschool (Post 14174909)

Old lady's rock. Should try talking to one sometime.

notoldschool 05-10-2008 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14174920)
Old lady's rock. Should try talking to one sometime.

Who said I dont talk to older ladies? I was sharing my feelings in not so clear terms that woman havent thought Harleys were sexy or even cool since the 80's. This is not the Rock & Roll High School era were stuck in here Bandit. Not saying there is not a select group of ladies who still think its cool to ride around on a peice of metal that spews annoying noise pollution, but times are a changin. They just made it SOP that cops in Sarasota, Florida not only ticket a driver who plays their car stereo too loud, but to impound the vehicle as well. Wonder when your voting buddies will take away your sound hog because its WAY fucking more loud than some kids bass machine.

MattO 05-10-2008 11:01 PM

My 72 Ironhead is not slow.

Defiance Inc 05-10-2008 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14174789)
Like you'd have the balls.

Oh yeah, beware of guys that carry old spark plugs in their pockets.

Or a ball pean hammer :winkwink:

Not a Harley owner, but I do have loud pipes, and they've saved my ass.
And no, I'm not compensating. :pimp

Celeb Fan 05-11-2008 01:48 AM

Harley owners are

http://www.plasticnipple.com/images/...hore_beach.jpg

Baddog proves it beyond any doubt.

OG LennyT 05-11-2008 02:07 AM

sad thing is, I am enjoying this thread way too much :(

Odin 05-11-2008 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14174789)
Like you'd have the balls.

As far as the wannabe celeb guy is concerned, prople like you frequently end up with broken side view mirrors and nice boot prints in their door.

We don't wear steel boots for nothing. Oh yeah, beware of guys that carry old spark plugs in their pockets. Windshields are not as strong as you might think.

Yeah everyone is scared of an 80 year old bloke on a Harley who runs an internet web host. I love idiots who think they are in a biker gang because they own some gaybox harley.

Jace 05-11-2008 02:31 AM

I absolutely LOVE bikes and everything about them, but I HATE obnoxiously loud pipes

Thurbs 05-11-2008 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 14175454)
I absolutely LOVE bikes and everything about them, but I HATE obnoxiously loud pipes

My sentiments exactly .. I see them and love them, I think riding is amazingly fun, bikes often look incredible.

However, I understand all combustion engines need an exhaust, no need to remind my ears about this every time the light turns green. :2 cents:

Dennis69 05-11-2008 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 14175454)
I absolutely LOVE bikes and everything about them, but I HATE obnoxiously loud pipes


I like bikes as well... but a most Harleys just sound like need a good tune up!

Mahem 05-11-2008 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace (Post 14174798)
Harleys are ancient, slow, overpriced pieces of shit. Why is it that when there's a Harley advert, they never say anything about the bike? They just talk about "image" and "prestige" and "heritage"... I don't give a fuck about that B.S, tell me about the engine, or the suspension... Oh wait never mind, 40 year old Accountaints who dress in leather and have handle bar tassels don't care about performance :1orglaugh

Lets not even get into how they basically use the exact same 50 year old 0.001hp engine in every single bike they build, that makes enough horrible noise to wake up god himself, but barely produce enough power to move the lardass 500 pound bike.

Harleys are garbage because they don't sell because of the bike, they sell because of the image that all their riders crave. The one that says, "Everyone look at me, I'm a rebel, a badass on a bike! I'm not a conformist you tools!!"... Never mind the fact that a million other mid-life crisis sufferers are also "not conforming" by wearing the same goddam clothes and riding the same goddam underpowered slow POS bike.

Why is it that Harley riders always argue against any criticism by going on about how "you cant afford it so you hate it"? Why would I overpay for such an outdated POS that's going to spew oil all over the driveway? Oh, its American made? That must be why all the parts are from China.

and handle bar tassels? What? Haha! I'll stick to $50,000+ Ducati's that put down 170hp while you look like a tool who payed 30 grand for handlebar tassels and 50hp.

/rant.

what happens when that ancient no horsepower bike blows by you on the rear wheel??
because thats what plent of them can do depending on whos riding it and what they have done to the engine....believe me I know and will show you...............then you will be going oh shit and picking you jaw off the ground

Methodcash Rick 05-11-2008 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelP (Post 14174455)
HATE them when they ride in my street at 3:00 am :(

I'll get out my BB gun out one night. Not lethal but calls for a new paint job !

a quarter inch piece of nylon rope strung across a residential street & tied to light poles at neck level, at 3 am also works wonders.

u-Bob 05-11-2008 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Methodcash Rick (Post 14175983)
a quarter inch piece of nylon rope strung across a residential street & tied to light poles at neck level, at 3 am also works wonders.

or some barbed wire :)

lickmymonster 05-11-2008 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Methodcash Rick (Post 14175983)
a quarter inch piece of nylon rope strung across a residential street & tied to light poles at neck level, at 3 am also works wonders.




fuck you and method cash to

you promote murder and method cash

fuck you

cock sucker

k0nr4d 05-11-2008 07:29 AM

luckily we dont have those idiots in poland. I remember when i lived in vancouver, the worst is when you are outside walking tryign to talk on your cell phone and one of these faggots rides by with his gay bike that sound's like a really loud tractor...

RAWR! :(

Celeb Fan 05-11-2008 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Methodcash Rick (Post 14175983)
a quarter inch piece of nylon rope strung across a residential street & tied to light poles at neck level, at 3 am also works wonders.

i like your style

notoldschool 05-11-2008 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lickmymonster (Post 14176014)
fuck you and method cash to

you promote murder and method cash

fuck you

cock sucker


Wow, seems this hatred runs deep.

u-Bob 05-11-2008 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lickmymonster (Post 14176014)
fuck you and method cash to

you promote murder and method cash

fuck you

cock sucker

Easy, easy.... It's GFY.... You don't really believe people would kill someone cuz his bike is too loud, do you? djeez...

Now, the kind of criminal and anti-social behavior Baddog described (http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...9&postcount=12) does happen and probably is the real reason a lot of people have a problem with bikers.

lickmymonster 05-11-2008 07:53 AM

method cash rick promotes murder that is a fact


ubob wants to help that is a fact


People like rick and ubob have killed using their methods.

You think you are not responsible for what you post you are

Methodcash Rick 05-11-2008 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lickmymonster (Post 14176014)
fuck you and method cash to

you promote murder and method cash

fuck you

cock sucker

Wow, seems I hit a nerve..

If you think that I, or anyone with half a brain would really do something like that, then you certainly have more issues than I have.

Barefootsies 05-11-2008 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celeb Fan (Post 14175383)

:2 cents:

Barefootsies 05-11-2008 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thurbs - NichedSites (Post 14175464)
However, I understand all combustion engines need an exhaust, no need to remind my ears about this every time the light turns green. :2 cents:

Exactly right.

I take great enjoyment in cutting off any motorcycle, typically Harley's, when I hear them. I do not mind motorcycle riders on the whole. But... between that loud fucking exhaust, them riding in packs holding up traffic driving down the road, or my all time favorite...

Riding in pack, then two of them stop in the middle of the road like a traffic cop, and halt traffic both ways so that 200 of their fairy ass homo crotch rocket home slices can go through the intersection as a pack of cattle.

They may not do it everywhere, but I know around here, there are a couple hundred of them that get together all summer and live somewhere around my area. One more than one occasion, on a busy 4 lane street, I have seen them stop traffic like I described so they can continue through the red light as a pack.

Barefootsies 05-11-2008 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lickmymonster (Post 14176014)
fuck you and method cash to

you promote murder and method cash

fuck you

cock sucker

Try decaf.

lickmymonster 05-11-2008 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Methodcash Rick (Post 14176067)
Wow, seems I hit a nerve..

If you think that I, or anyone with half a brain would really do something like that, then you certainly have more issues than I have.



You don't think you are responsible for promoting murder because you would not do it yourself ?

There are many people in this world with less than half a brain.

If you had half a brain you would know what was wrong with your post.

Face it. You said set a trap and kill someone. As a joke.

Methodcash Rick 05-11-2008 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lickmymonster (Post 14176099)
You don't think you are responsible for promoting murder because you would not do it yourself ?

There are many people in this world with less than half a brain.

If you had half a brain you would know what was wrong with your post.

Face it. You said set a trap and kill someone. As a joke.

Back away from the pipe.:winkwink:

Holly 05-11-2008 08:19 AM

You don't know annoying until you have to listen to 8-10 dirt bikes with that god awful sound they make, for about 5 or 6 hours straight. My neighbors' kids are driving me crazy. And their dads all have Harleys. :1orglaugh


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