Ok I need basic man stuff
 

besides women basic man stuff like that every guy has or wants

42 inch plasma
nfl network
beer
nachos
gorgeous slave girl


I think that about covers it.

I would hope that would cover it! LOL


:winkwink:

60 inch tv
ps3
lazy but loyal dog
blind-mute-deaf-nymphomaniac supermodel for a girlfriend
guns, lots of them
fast car
big 4x4
unlimitted supply of beer and weed
free payperviews
tickets to every major fighting event
a half dozen more mute 18 year old babes who love to choke on cock
a comfy cushion for his jew cat

something like that...

...a blowjob

I'm a simple kinda guy..

Blowjobs. Just give him blowjobs and he'll have everything he needs...

all you need is Love

Word, I could honestly care less if I ever got any pussy, just so long as a chick has got an eager mouth, I am thoroughly satisfied.

yep, blow jobs, keep them coming until either my head caves in or blows up.

I'll vote for blowjobs also.

Ill take a BJ as well please... thank you.

* a daily BJ (preferably from someone he finds attractive)
* 42+ inch TV
* HD Cable
*XBox 360
*Xbox Live annual plan
*Beer
*Pizza
*Chips
*Treadmill (have to work off the beer and chips)

Btw, that gorgeous slavegirl I mentioned... has a very large trust fund.

There, my list is complete.

users! :helpme

A "get out of this argument free" card?

blowjobs
money
red meat
video games
car
time and space to be alone

A laptop with satellite internet.
A super fast car, black color.
An unlimited supply of cute girls, to be changed weekly.

Thank you.

you mean a deck of them, and the printing press they were made on. And then MAYBE that might begin to cover it.

Import beer and Cuban cigars and sports on tv

The one on the left looks like a tranny.

1. a 51" plasma with directv hooked up and you've already paid for the NFL ticket so you get every single regular season game.

2. sex every night.

3. head as soon as he wakes up without having to reciprocate or even move.

4. 1 little boy toy like a fast pc or gaming console.

Thats all you need to make a guy happy.

If you want him to try to go out and find your replacement you could buy him a motorcycle. If you want him to stay home you could buy a kick ass chair to go in front of the TV.

42 inch? What kind of man wants a 42 inch?

Go 60 baby!

Already got a 60. Wanted the 42 for the bedroom. :1orglaugh

How can women not get us? We're so simple.

Wearing something sexy and dance for us. Trust me, you doing it for your man will be way better then any stripper.

Beer of course and the wake up blowjob. Waking up with my cock in a warm wet mouth is pure heaven.

10 INPUT "What is your name: "; N$
20 PRINT " Hello "; N$
30 REM
40 INPUT "Did you start this thread? " ; A$
50 IF (A$ = "Y") OR (A$ = "y") THEN GOTO 70
60 IF (A$ = "N") OR (A$ = "n") THEN GOTO 90
70 PRINT N$ " Show Us Your Tits"
80 GOTO 70
90 PRINT "Goodbye"
100 END