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Rochard 05-13-2008 12:16 PM

XXX IronMan Hit Cybernet Expo!!!
 
Serious Webmasters only need apply for the 2nd Official XXXIronMan competition set for June 11th and 12th at the CyberNet Expo in San Francisco!

http://www.xxxironman.com/ironmanlogo.jpg

Following its successful debut at the Phoenix Forum, the XXXIronMan competition travels to San Francisco for this year?s CyberNet Expo.

This competition is not to be missed! One name: Beer Pong. Bottom line: whoever has cups left standing, wins!

Each team has 2 players and webmasters must possess the skills known to be the strongest amongst leading Adult Webmasters: Hand-eye Coordination, Wrist Strength and Alcohol Tolerance. Only serious webmasters will prevail and win over $500 in cash in the XXX Iron Man competition by making sure your balls get wet first! All Females teams may designate a ?drinker? to be part of their team, but only if they?re ready to remove articles of clothing instead. This can also be used as one of the distraction tactics by a team.

?It was Great! I got to drink for free and play with my balls and not feel any shame! My team didn?t win, but who cares? EVERYONE is a winner at XXX Iron Man!!? Says LAJ, VP of YNOT and Director of Operations for CyberNet Expo.

?There were soo many balls flying at our faces that we felt like we were in a gangbang scene!!? Says Misty Anderson from MistyAnderson.com and illeana from illeanas.com.

Prize breakdowns include:
$750 in Cash Prizes ($500 to winning team, $250 to 2nd place team, unless you get beat by girls, in which case the 1st place, all female team, gets $750)

The amazing sponsors who understand what it takes to be a XXX Iron Man include:

All the beer you can drink courtesy of XXX Iron Man?s Official Beer Sponsor, VideoBox! Other proud sponsors include National Net as the event host, as well as other great programs CherryPimps, LegitCash, and SpunkyCash!!!

Entry forms are now open at http://www.XXXIronMan.com. Sign up now as a limited number of team positions are available!

After CyberNet Expo the XXXIronMan competition will hit the road again and head for XBiz Las Vegas for the next event, XXX Boat Races (Think Beer Fest)! Start training. Lift your beers and cheer to the sponsors who have brought you the event where you can say, ?I AM THE XXX IRON MAN and I won cash proving it!?

Contact: [email protected]

sicone 05-13-2008 12:18 PM

I'd sign up if it was something to drink other then beer. I dont drink beer

vod 05-13-2008 12:20 PM

i see beer in your future

RyuLion 05-13-2008 12:23 PM

Get ready one and all..I am the legend..and knowone can beat me ever..:2 cents:
Skirt or panties..none..:2 cents:

RyanL 05-13-2008 12:27 PM

Nice! So who won the first one?

TheLegacy 05-13-2008 12:28 PM

Meh.. Im such a wimp and would likely be humiliated by a bunch of girls

http://www.lowculture.com/archives/images/Wimp.jpg

MOxxx 05-13-2008 12:30 PM

I think IRONMAN is one of the best advertising idea for a company i have seen so far in the adult industry.

LeslieSharp 05-13-2008 12:31 PM

I love it!!! I think this could become a great new tradition.

xoxo
Leslie

Meeper 05-13-2008 12:34 PM

Wish I could be there for this! Should be fun! Good luck to the contestants :P

Rochard 05-13-2008 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyanL (Post 14184955)
Nice! So who won the first one?

Bugbee and Christian..... Check out the trophies!

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/116/221.jpg

Pix from the event are at: http://www.xxxironman.com/pastevents.html

LAJ 05-13-2008 12:39 PM

Oh HELL yeah...

Burnt Bacon 05-13-2008 12:40 PM

What I wouldn't give to have Billy and I there rockin' a team. Fuck!

Rochard 05-13-2008 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOxxx (Post 14184965)
I think IRONMAN is one of the best advertising idea for a company i have seen so far in the adult industry.

Thanks Mo. We are trying to bit a different.

If anyone is interested in sponsoring future shows hit me up!

RyuLion 05-13-2008 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 14185001)
Bugbee and Christian..... Check out the trophies!

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/116/221.jpg

Pix from the event are at: http://www.xxxironman.com/pastevents.html

Lucky Nofooo's! :321GFY

:pimp:upsidedow :pimp

AK 05-13-2008 12:48 PM

i can't drink so i am a wimp!

Kroy 05-13-2008 12:51 PM

ten years ago I would have so been there as a competitor! :)

Casa Nova 05-13-2008 12:52 PM

This definitely looks like it will be fun!

RyuLion 05-13-2008 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK (Post 14185057)
i can't drink so i am a wimp!

its not that you can't drink..u won't..:2 cents:

avalanche 05-13-2008 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 14184911)
I'd sign up if it was something to drink other then beer. I dont drink beer

We can probably make this happen, but as I told madam, in exchange for beer we could put a triple shot of expresso in each cup or a shot of jaeger in each cup.

KBoogie 05-13-2008 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK (Post 14185057)
i can't drink so i am a wimp!

So bummed you don't drink, AK! I need a partner and certainly can't drink for two! Hade a blast at Phoenix Forum with SC Amber. :)

avalanche 05-13-2008 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK (Post 14185057)
i can't drink so i am a wimp!

How about we fill each cup with yogurt! You should be used to chugging that, or similiar substances!

:1orglaugh:jerkoff

chri$tian 05-13-2008 02:10 PM

<----- DEFENDING CHAMP

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 14185001)
Bugbee and Christian..... Check out the trophies!

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/116/221.jpg

Pix from the event are at: http://www.xxxironman.com/pastevents.html


Connor 05-13-2008 02:12 PM

Very happy to have XXXIronMan at Cybernet Expo... gonna be a GREAT time.

What does it say that Bugbee won in Phoenix while he had drop dead gorgeous girls trying to distract him the whole time? Hmmm.... ;)

RyuLion 05-13-2008 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chri$tian (Post 14185447)
<----- DEFENDING CHAMP

congrants man..I envy you..:2 cents:
:1orglaugh

LAJ 05-13-2008 02:15 PM

I'm convinced I won't win... which screams against my competitive nature. I'm a good player though, but i'm in it to see the chicks... the hot sweaty chicks.

UniqueD 05-13-2008 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 14184939)
Get ready one and all..I am the legend..and knowone can beat me ever..:2 cents:
Skirt or panties..none..:2 cents:


Except for when we beat you on phoenix :cool-smil

chri$tian 05-13-2008 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 14184939)
Get ready one and all..I am the legend..and knowone can beat me ever..:2 cents:
Skirt or panties..none..:2 cents:

ummm we beat you once already.. lol....

Luca_Triple 10 05-13-2008 02:32 PM

i'm gonna let you guys have an easy one at cybernet, but XBiz Vegas it's on! just gotta get my teammate in check

avalanche 05-13-2008 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luca_Triple 10 (Post 14185552)
i'm gonna let you guys have an easy one at cybernet, but XBiz Vegas it's on! just gotta get my teammate in check

You're going to need 4 team mates for Vegas. It's XXX Boat Race time! You'll need the entire Tri-Lam crew, I mean Trip-10 crew!

Andre 05-13-2008 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 14184958)
Meh.. Im such a wimp and would likely be humiliated by a bunch of girls

http://www.lowculture.com/archives/images/Wimp.jpg

Admit it, you would enjoy that.

RyuLion 05-13-2008 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chri$tian (Post 14185520)
ummm we beat you once already.. lol....

I know I know..jezz..don't shove it in..:helpme

Let's form a team! and a Team Name..:thumbsup

I won second place at YP..

avalanche 05-13-2008 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 14185642)
...don't shove it in..:helpme

First time I've ever heard you say that!

A-Bomb 05-13-2008 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 14184939)
Get ready one and all..I am the legend..and knowone can beat me ever..:2 cents:
Skirt or panties..none..:2 cents:

Mama la pinga

A-Bomb 05-13-2008 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK (Post 14185057)
i can't drink so i am a wimp!

... and that's because you are a squinty-eyed bastard. I hate u asians!!!!

raven1083 05-13-2008 07:52 PM

That was great! Looking forward to it!


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