Tuesday's Joke
 

2 blondes were decorating a house.

One was painting the ceiling while the other painted the walls.

After a while, the one painting the walls said, "Have you got a good grip on your brush?"

"Yes" came the reply.

"Well hold on tight then because I'm taking away the ladder."

lol kinda ;p

A for effort

you may redeem yourself with another joke:

Heh heh,that wasn't bad

that sucked

LOL that made me laugh

check this one out

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need were in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

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lol at the porch joke.

That was a funny jokes! Thanks!

That was great!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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