The truth will set you free
 

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.'

She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!'

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Funny... I wonder if anyone has ever been brave enough to try it.

hehe , nice one

OMG .. I thought its predictable but it totally was not. Nice joke. Thanks for the laugh. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

hahahahahahaha

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Good one baddog.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his


something wrong in this sentence.

hahaha thx for a good laugh :)

The rest of the sentence missing perhaps?

ololololololo

I had the same reaction - the rest of the sentence is certainly a must :)

a man told his lover to take his boots

this makes sense to you?... so this married guy having sex with a male secretary, goes home to his wife.

ahh ok I get it.. he told her to take his shoes out..

Stay faithful.

hahaha ....

a gay lover, i must say.. hehehe! `