Am I going to die?
 

I just ate cream cheese that I realized afterwards expired on August 22nd. It has been fun chatting with all of you. Hopefully you will hear from me again.

:throwup

did you have marmelade with it?

you'll be fine, its like eatting past due bleu cheese, that shit is already rotten

i never rule out the possibility of sudden death...

RIP

No. A bagel (mold-free, I believe)

To answer your question: eventually, yes.

:thumbsup

no.... that shit makes you immortal.

You are going to die.

Yes, you are going to die, but not because of the cream cheese, and only YAMA (God of Death) knows when.

If it looked okay, and smelled okay, it was okay. Expiration dates are estimates. Unless it was moldy, slimey or stinky, it should be okay.

Well shit. You mean if it is "moldy, slimey or stinky" you are not supposed to eat it?

No need to fear you have 1 more day. Write a will leave me your money.

A bottle of Vodka would do you the trick, no worries anymore:)

You should be fine unless you've consumed water or anything made with water.

Bye

yuk.

My question is...

How do you know when yogurt's gone bad?

Well guys, I'm still alive at this point. To answer your question, it was a little...wet? I guess. Like it was solid but there were watery parts and I kind of tried to stir it. And it tasted funny.

Finally - been waiting for this day

Mabye you wont fuck people over no more and i's a sign of GOD
:helpme

have you read anything on ( I know it sounds silly at first) Spontaneous Cumbustion of HUmans. I have read some wicked stories of people claiming their family members have disappeared and the circumstances point to a moment of such focus and sorrow, or as we see sometimes misfortune - (negative force fed), and they actually incinerate themselves.

Sometimes when I get mad, I wonder if I will ever go down in flames.

w3rd.

:smokin

stick to peanut butter

:1orglaugh

Today is a good day to die.

Okay Choder, my only question is... WHAT???:eek7

And PornoDoggy...
...brilliant! :thumbsup

Do you think I'm Choker?

Why the hell would you even want to eat cream cheese?

YUCK.

Just wash it down with curdled milk.

look 4 the skim on top and smell it

i know its supposed to be sour but u can tell, trust me :)

smelled my share of bad yogurt cause i always buy it 2 be healthy then never eat the stuff

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My goodness, what possessed you to eat it??? :eyecrazy You MUST have been REALLY hungry!

If you are worried, go to your local health food store and buy some Grapefruit Seed Extract, (pill or liquid) and take as directed. That'll kill any germs and prevent/cure any intestinal upset. It's great to have if you travel to foreign countries too! :glugglug

DON'T take Immodium!!! Immodium turns your colon into a bacterial incubator. Now, THAT will kill you! :spawn