My Friend Rules
 

+ 'do you have a BBQ Chicken sandwich?'
+ 'yes we do'

+ 'okay, i want a BBQ Chicken sandwich, but instead of Chicken, can i get strawberries and instead of BBQ sauce, can i have a glass of apple juice and instead of bread can i just get some lettuce and cucumber in a small bowl on the side?'
+ 'does that come with fries?'

+ 'yes'
+ 'okay, but instead of fries, can i have half an avacado and a whole pineapple?'

I have no idea what you're talking about, but this thread was about to go to page 2 with no replies.. so bump for you and your "friend"