| Compdoctor |
05-19-2008 11:19 AM |
Monday's Joke
While walking through a forest, a man found another man hugging a tree with his ear against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the fuck are you doing?
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "Would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.
With this the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked,
"What the hell happened to you?"
He told the guy how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed his neck and said....
"This just isn't gonna be your day......"
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