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GrouchyAdmin 05-27-2008 11:29 PM

Is anybody watching 'The Andromeda Strain'?
 
I recorded half of it yesterday. The DVR fucked up and recoded all 4 hours tonight, but it didn't record the HD stream. It looks like ass.

Is it worth looking for and re-recording, or should I just watch the mpeg-to-fuck-480i version?

GrouchyAdmin 05-27-2008 11:48 PM

I guess that's a 'No, you're the only one who watches anything on A&E.'

GrouchyAdmin 05-27-2008 11:57 PM

Also, it's pretty boring, even with the 4 months of ads the assholes ran for it. Fuck you, A&E. Bring back some good shows.

BusterBunny 05-27-2008 11:57 PM

ive been watching it but i don't have hd...so i can't tell you if its worth it i'm used to regular assey tv...

CDSmith 05-28-2008 12:02 AM

It's on again on A&E later this week, thursday I think. Twice.

I still need to watch the 2nd half. 1st half wasn't bad.

GrouchyAdmin 05-28-2008 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14244811)
It's on again on A&E later this week, thursday I think. Twice.

I still need to watch the 2nd half. 1st half wasn't bad.

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny (Post 14244799)
ive been watching it but i don't have hd...so i can't tell you if its worth it i'm used to regular assey tv...

Second half is almost as bad as the last part of "The Stand" so far. I liked that made-for-tv movie, but this is just turning into quazi-nonscientific-crap. The Was Once On Law and Order guy figured there's a binary code and maybe it came from a wormhole and it's made by NASA. I think I'm gonna look for reruns of Pop-Up Video.

CDSmith 05-28-2008 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 14244816)
Second half is almost as bad as the last part of "The Stand" so far. I liked that made-for-tv movie, but this is just turning into quazi-nonscientific-crap. The Was Once On Law and Order guy figured there's a binary code and maybe it came from a wormhole and it's made by NASA. I think I'm gonna look for reruns of Pop-Up Video.

Thanks for the warning.


but dammit I need closure!

MikeSmoke 05-28-2008 12:14 AM

Forget the made for TV version, it was stupid.
Buy the book, it was sensational.

BusterBunny 05-28-2008 12:15 AM

it is pretty bad but i'm so far in i think i must finish...and after wasting $10 on outbreak in theaters i am stoked this is on tv........shit fuck now they just killed the monkey it is turning into outbreak what the hell

BusterBunny 05-28-2008 12:19 AM

ps ricky schroeder annoys the fuck out of me

GrouchyAdmin 05-28-2008 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14244826)
dammit I need closure!

2 more hours of Crap, starting Benji Bratt. Then, credits.

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny (Post 14244842)
ps ricky schroeder annoys the fuck out of me

It'd be funny as fuck if they made him sit atop of a train and 'ride it into town' though, after so many years of Silver Spoons. :thumbsup

GrouchyAdmin 05-28-2008 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny (Post 14244839)
it is pretty bad but i'm so far in i think i must finish...and after wasting $10 on outbreak in theaters i am stoked this is on tv........shit fuck now they just killed the monkey it is turning into outbreak what the hell

I paid for Sphere.

I was expecting to get laid, but.. I paid for Sphere.

I walked out of 'A Simple Plan', though. No pussy was worth that.

CDSmith 05-28-2008 12:29 AM

I just watched 28 Weeks Later the other night, and it annoyed the shit out of me.

Watching the last half of this should be a walk in the park compared to that.

GrouchyAdmin 05-28-2008 12:29 AM

Andre Braugher is pretty damn awesome, though. He can make anything suck a little less.

GrouchyAdmin 05-28-2008 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14244864)
I just watched 28 Weeks Later the other night, and it annoyed the shit out of me.

I made it 8 minutes through that, including the main menu.

Tat2Jr 05-28-2008 12:31 AM

It was one of Michael Crichton's worst books. Absolutely awful, and I like Michael Crichton, so No.... I'm not watching it.

BusterBunny 05-28-2008 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 14244852)


It'd be funny as fuck if they made him sit atop of a train and 'ride it into town' though, after so many years of Silver Spoons. :thumbsup

he demanded a car bed for his trailer so he could take naps between shooting scenes...
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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 14244855)
I paid for Sphere.

I was expecting to get laid, but.. I paid for Sphere.

I walked out of 'A Simple Plan', though. No pussy was worth that.

i paid for titanic and after laughing at leo dying a girl i was dating for 3 years broke up with me...


i paid for truman show 3 times and had sex the whole time still have yet to see the movie...

GrouchyAdmin 05-28-2008 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny (Post 14244893)
he demanded a car bed for his trailer so he could take naps between shooting scenes...

i paid for titanic and after laughing at leo dying a girl i was dating for 3 years broke up with me...

i paid for truman show and had sex the whole time still have yet to see the movie...


Hahahahaha what a pussy. I never did sit through Titanic.

I sat through Truman show twice, though. Other than Carey's shitty acting, it was an OK story. It is great to show paranoid people, or the severely stoned.

GrouchyAdmin 05-28-2008 12:48 AM

I wish I spent the last two hours watching tapes of "Cop Rock" instead.

What a pile of shit. The funny part is that they were running the 2 semi-custom ads for this release yesterday, and by 1/2 hour through, it was Gold Bond commercials. Wonder how much Ford shit away thinking that people would watch A&E.

AHahahaa, they're hawking the DVD already, too.

BusterBunny 05-28-2008 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 14244900)
Hahahahaha what a pussy. I never did sit through Titanic.

I sat through Truman show twice, though. Other than Carey's shitty acting, it was an OK story. It is great to show paranoid people, or the severely stoned.

sadly i must admit to liking titanic

and i had to edit my last post, cause i did pay for truman show 3 times...had sex all 3 times, the third time the chick called me the wrong name...i stopped we left i never saw her again

GrouchyAdmin 05-28-2008 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny (Post 14244946)
sadly i must admit to liking titanic

and i had to edit my last post, cause i did pay for truman show 3 times...had sex all 3 times, the third time the chick called me the wrong name...i stopped we left i never saw her again

Dumbass.. if she had your name wrong, and didn't know where you lived - you could have had more unattributed kids! I can't believe anyone paying for Truman Show 3 times, though.

Varius 05-28-2008 01:31 AM

I'm recording it right now because it started while I was busy playing Wii Fit......so I'll watch it on Thurs or something and let ya know :)

BusterBunny 05-28-2008 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 14244957)
Dumbass.. if she had your name wrong, and didn't know where you lived - you could have had more unattributed kids! I can't believe anyone paying for Truman Show 3 times, though.

drive in here costs like 5 bucks ;)

she is a friend to this day now married and does have kids if one is mine he thinks its his i'm cool ;)...but a total slut i knew that when it all went down...she had recently broken up with a professional skateboarder which i happen to look alot alike and happens to be my friend lol...i was drunk decided to fuck her so i wasn't surprised... by "see again" i meant date

GrouchyAdmin 05-28-2008 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Varius (Post 14244998)
I'm recording it right now because it started while I was busy playing Wii Fit......so I'll watch it on Thurs or something and let ya know :)

Dude, get on the leopard pants and go out, instead. It really fucking sucked. They didn't even bother any superficial character development. Ben Bratt is the hero, the rest all die, or almost die. Everything's a coverup, yadda yadda.

Seriously, watch some Universal TV. House in Spanish is kind of amusing.

GrouchyAdmin 05-28-2008 01:58 AM

I can't possibly bump this enough to elate what a worthless fucking waste this movie was.

It was like... any other scifi you've ever seen without any good parts and a shitload of commercial breaks.

BusterBunny 05-28-2008 02:01 AM

the cop shooting people in the diner and the chick lighting herself on fire were nice...but yes it sucks pretty bad outbreak owns this shit and that's a sad statement

GrouchyAdmin 05-28-2008 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny (Post 14245045)
the cop shooting people in the diner and the chick lighting herself on fire were nice...but yes it sucks pretty bad outbreak owns this shit and that's a sad statement

Well, there's 10 seconds out of 4 hours.

Yeah. It really. really. Really.. REALLY fucking sucks.

The last 15 minutes were worse than the last 5 of "Session 9". The difference? Session 9 was still a somewhat-ok movie, even if the ending made it blow dead goats.

This one has no hope.

jollyperv 05-28-2008 02:47 AM

Had high hopes for this remake, but of course they fucked it up BAD. Terrible acting and poorly executed.

jollyperv 05-28-2008 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny (Post 14244842)
ps ricky schroeder annoys the fuck out of me

I didn't even know that was him until my girlfriend sat down and said "hey, silver spoons guy...looks like shit..." haha

Martin 05-28-2008 05:26 AM

I recorded it too... Was going to watch it maybe this weekend.. We'll see now.

crockett 05-28-2008 05:33 AM

I recorded it and tried to watch it twice.. Fell asleep both times about 30 mins in..

ajrocks 05-28-2008 05:54 AM

I thought it might be good but it was ass. Ricky Schroder plays a gay guy! LMAO

Barefootsies 05-28-2008 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 14244798)
Also, it's pretty boring, even with the 4 months of ads the assholes ran for it. Fuck you, A&E. Bring back some good shows.

It can't be any worse than that Donnie Wahlberg, nightclub/drug movie, based on a real lift story they had a year ago. Complete waste of time, and one of the worst I've seen in I can't remember when.

MikeSmoke 05-28-2008 07:17 AM

The most interesting part of the whole thing was the discussion I had with my wife during the credits:
"I thought that Ricky Schroder didn't want to be called Ricky anymore, that he was now Rick Schroder."
"Yeah, so did I."

Seriously, if you're into both SF and science, the book was worth it. This was just a "2008 relevant movie" with the "Andromeda Strain" being the excuse to make it.

absolutfl 05-28-2008 06:31 PM

Read the book, saw the original, and after seeing all the previews I was really looking forward to seeing the remake. The first half was pretty good, but the second half was fucking terrible. I know its a scifi film and all, but the second half was just bending reality and turning it into some shitty scifi tv show. The part where the scientist cuts off ricky schroeder's finger and throws it up to benji bratt was just hilarious. If that wasnt the end of the film and I had already wasted over 3 hours of my life...I would have turned it off right then. Nice job fucking up a classic.

BusterBunny 05-28-2008 06:34 PM

so yeah after my last post in here i layed down and watched the las 20 minutes or so....lolll that was some cheese fo sho...they shoulda cut it to two hours and used the left over money for a script and decent actors:2 cents:

BusterBunny 05-28-2008 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by absolutfl (Post 14248804)
Read the book, saw the original, and after seeing all the previews I was really looking forward to seeing the remake. The first half was pretty good, but the second half was fucking terrible. I know its a scifi film and all, but the second half was just bending reality and turning it into some shitty scifi tv show. The part where the scientist cuts off ricky schroeder's finger and throws it up to benji bratt was just hilarious. If that wasnt the end of the film and I had already wasted over 3 hours of my life...I would have turned it off right then. Nice job fucking up a classic.

yeah that was some serious shit...then benji goes from the one steam pipe that magically bursts when he passes and has to be guided....i was just cussing at the tv the whole time cause it was so lame

GrouchyAdmin 05-28-2008 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 14245448)
It can't be any worse than that Donnie Wahlberg, nightclub/drug movie, based on a real lift story they had a year ago. Complete waste of time, and one of the worst I've seen in I can't remember when.

So, you didn't get any good vibrations from that movie either.

Andromeda.. really, really, really, really, really sucked.

The whole 'irradiated coolant' scene had me just glowering - I couldn't believe they shot that scene. it was like any Mary Sue fanfic ever written.. all the way down to the poor afflicted guy dying after tossing up Benji Ricky's finger. Oh lord.

So, who's up for a Silver Spoons reunion?!


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