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AZSarah 05-29-2008 10:21 AM

Do you read in the bathroom?
 
Good old Seinfeld episode got me thinking about this... the one where they flag the book George took into the bathroom with him after they made him buy it.

I always keep a book or a magazine rack in my bathroom, but I really never read in my own bathroom. I have been over at a friends house though & ended up picking up a book they have in the can & before I realize it I have been in there a little too long.

You?

CurrentlySober 05-29-2008 10:21 AM

I prefer to take a shit, but each to there own...

_Richard_ 05-29-2008 10:22 AM

sometimes i even play guitar :(

2012 05-29-2008 10:23 AM

I blog on the shitter

Kudles 05-29-2008 10:24 AM

Sometimes ... but then I lose track of time.

AZSarah 05-29-2008 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 14251153)
I blog on the shitter

I might have to try that :Oh crap

mikeyddddd 05-29-2008 10:27 AM

Playboy and the SI swimsuit edition

http://www.eazytraffic.com/gfy/image...-jacks-off.gif



pornguy 05-29-2008 10:30 AM

I read. its one of the few work breaks I take so...

AZSarah 05-29-2008 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 14251178)
Playboy and the SI swimsuit edition

http://www.eazytraffic.com/gfy/image...-jacks-off.gif



Wait, wait, wait ... do you jack off AND take a dump simultaneously?

WiredGuy 05-29-2008 10:36 AM

I'm not in there long enough to read. Nor would i want other people putting their dirty fingers on my reading material. Ewwwie.
WG

MichelleB 05-29-2008 10:37 AM

Sit, shit, and git.

payd2purv 05-29-2008 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14251139)
Good old Seinfeld episode got me thinking about this... the one where they flag the book George took into the bathroom with him after they made him buy it.

If something like a magazine goes into the washroom with me I treat it a newborn baby.

iPhone is key for the john.. That's what I usually read..

F U S I O N 05-29-2008 10:40 AM

Always reading something in there. Sometimes its the only quiet place in the house and probably the only room I can close the door and not have to worry about someone charging in....

AZSarah 05-29-2008 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 14251205)
I'm not in there long enough to read. Nor would i want other people putting their dirty fingers on my reading material. Ewwwie.
WG

A quick shitter huh?
Good for you! I'm the same way.
:thumbsup

skrog 05-29-2008 10:47 AM

I bring along my DS. :thumbsup

Babaganoosh 05-29-2008 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skrog (Post 14251259)
I bring along my DS. :thumbsup

Ditto. Sometimes I play puzzle quest so long my legs fall asleep.

kowalsky 05-29-2008 10:48 AM

Usually I am not so long shitting so long to take a book, but sometimes I take a National Geographic magazine to take a look to pictures and to read some comment.

Bridgette 05-29-2008 10:52 AM

I get lots of catalogues (J. Crew, Anthropologie, Crate + Barrel, Red Envelope, etc.), and leave them in my bathroom, although I'm generally not in there long enough to do any serious browsing. :) Originally, I thought it might be nice for my friends to be able to thumb through when they're over. I also think having reading material in the bathroom makes it more homey. But in reality I think they think it's gross...although a couple of them have like, Jane Austen in their bathrooms, which makes me wonder how long THEY'RE in there...

Ramos 05-29-2008 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 14251205)
Ewwwie.
WG

:) that's Lewie's nickname, Ewwwie.

GetSCORECash 05-29-2008 10:54 AM

I read money magazine, and when I'm done with that rag, I surf via my IPHONE.

martinsc 05-29-2008 11:13 AM

i play stupid games on my cell phone....

AZSarah 05-29-2008 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCORE-Cash (Post 14251298)
I read money magazine, and when I'm done with that rag, I surf via my IPHONE.

Wow, you are in there for a while eh?
Good for you, a deep thinking shitter.

jalami 05-29-2008 11:28 AM

I have sudoku puzzle book in the bathroom. Not allowed to leave the can until one puzzle is done.

CarlosTheGaucho 05-29-2008 11:30 AM

Always, most of my reading time (beletrie) is bathroom related lately..

MichaelP 05-29-2008 11:41 AM

I make this time worthwhile and read these articles I missed in Avn, Xbiz, Klixxx, Fubar etc...

AZSarah 05-29-2008 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jalami (Post 14251484)
I have sudoku puzzle book in the bathroom. Not allowed to leave the can until one puzzle is done.

You are an airplane shitter, what others do on long flights you do in the can.
Nice work!
What's your average time?

Mohawk Steve 05-29-2008 11:42 AM

I read all of datatank's threads in the bathroom

candyflip 05-29-2008 11:43 AM

I surf the web on my iPod or play games on my PSP or DS. There's also a pile of magazines and catalogs, but I don't pick them up all too often.

AZSarah 05-29-2008 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelP (Post 14251542)
I make this time worthwhile and read these articles I missed in Avn, Xbiz, Klixxx, Fubar etc...

A multi tasking shitter ... not just reading for fun, but killing two birds with one stone.
Very nice! :thumbsup

AZSarah 05-29-2008 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve PP (Post 14251551)
I read all of datatank's threads in the bathroom

BUT DO YOU REPLY IN THEM?????

Mohawk Steve 05-29-2008 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZ_Sarah_Maxcash (Post 14251602)
BUT DO YOU REPLY IN THEM?????

No, I am too busy completing my Christmas shopping :(

MistressNirvana 05-29-2008 12:00 PM

Shoes shopping .. no i am not kidding lol

Bex 05-29-2008 12:03 PM

Yup. Normally every morning around 7-7:15, either a novel or the news paper :)

Persius 05-29-2008 12:06 PM

i'm on my iphone in there ;)

AZSarah 05-29-2008 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bex (Post 14251657)
Yup. Normally every morning around 7-7:15, either a novel or the news paper :)

You are definitely a "keeping it old school" shitter ... I remember back in the day if Pops took the morning paper in the john with him, you knew not to go in the bathroom for 25-35minutes after he came out.

AZSarah 05-29-2008 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persius (Post 14251672)
i'm on my iphone in there ;)

You are the opposite of Bex, you are a modern day shitter.

sniperwolf 05-29-2008 12:18 PM

yeah sometimes. a newspaper is what i usually bring in. :upsidedow

Honez 05-29-2008 12:23 PM

This thread is a total tell on who gets enough fiber in their diets :)

TheDoc 05-29-2008 12:25 PM

I keep productivity as high as possible..

TheDoc 05-29-2008 12:30 PM

Photo doesn't like the hotlinkin.. Direct Link

Eva PSC 05-29-2008 12:35 PM

i keep various magazines there for a quick flip

MaDalton 05-29-2008 02:04 PM

i wonder why that russky chick hasn't contributed yet ;)

maybe she don't like poo?

starpimps 05-29-2008 02:09 PM

the iphone has single handedly changed my bathroom experience.

Anette Dawn 05-29-2008 02:11 PM

i some time read when i have a bath, like a magazine or something

AZSarah 05-29-2008 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 14252272)
i wonder why that russky chick hasn't contributed yet ;)

maybe she don't like poo?

Maybe she busy "reading"?

DixieDash 05-29-2008 02:16 PM

I just wanna get in and out lol.

GrouchyAdmin 05-29-2008 02:23 PM

An old roommate of mine took a dump while eating ice cream. That was mildly disturbing.

okdesign 05-29-2008 03:12 PM

no, I'm playing games in the bathroom! :thumsbup

AZSarah 05-29-2008 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 14252352)
An old roommate of mine took a dump while eating ice cream. That was mildly disturbing.

mildly?

:Oh crap

J$tyle$ 05-29-2008 03:21 PM

Thread of the week!

Sometimes I read, sometimes I talk on the phone or surf the web, sometimes i just take a dump and skedaddle!


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