What did you want to be when you grew up?
 

What did you want to be when you grew up?

a porn star - seriously

the president :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

When I was a youngster, I wanted to be older...and lo and behold, I achieved my goal, and not only that, but I continue to be more successful at it with each passing day.

It just goes to show, that if you focus upon a goal, and apply your whole being to it, you can achieve great things.

I hope my story serves as inspiration for any slackers and underachievers out there...

ADG

Gynecologists :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I remember when I was a teenager, I saw a news clip durning Spring Break here in Daytona and they were shooting girls for playboy by the boardwalk. I always thought that must be a pretty cool job.

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lawyer :1orglaugh

A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle but Splinter kicked me out of his posse :(

millionaire..

An astronaut. I'd still give all of my money if I could go into space. That would be the coolest.

I really wanted to be a hairdresser.

be the most powerful man in the world!

When I was veeeeery young I wanted to be astronaut, when I was teen I wanted to be pilot, but now I realize that I can fly only with drugs... poor, poor destiny!

retired wealthy and tanned

i used to wanna be a vetrenarian but now i work in porn lol

I wanted to be a US Marine like my daddy.

Well, I can check that off of my things to do list.

Serial killer, then cat burglar, then bank robber, then special effects person. Though apparently the last one was more my teachers implied suggestion which was cool.

bus driver

I wanted to join Army, but I ended up being an Engineer. I never thought one day I'd be kicking in adult. lol :upsidedow

garbage man...err i mean waste disposal employee

just really really rich :)

Not much of a difference, you're still surrounded by sick animals.. :1orglaugh:winkwink::1orglaugh

I already am what I want to be

http://www.xxxjunk.com/ninja.jpg

a fireman

Pro athlete - but a blown-out ankle (twice) put the kibosher on that.

Porn producer just seemed to be the next logical alternative. :1orglaugh

Young ...

A hockey player in the NHL ,the knees didn't last long

An NFL Wide Receiver. No kidding. Although I was white, short and slow, I thought I had pretty good hands, lol.

Pro baseball player. When they went on strike when I was a kid they pissed me off. I couldn't believe a bunch of millionaires going on strike when I would have PAID to play professionally. After that I kept teetering between being a veterinarian and a cop. I never wanted to work at a desk...ever.

A dictator

Do you still want to be tanned?

i wanted to jerk off and get paid

I wanted to watch Angry Jew Cat jerk off and get paid...while getting paid myself.

Looks like everything's coming up Jeff. Sweet.

From 5-9 => President (Then discovered presidents are douche bags)
From 10-13 => Pro Baseball Player (I was pretty good but lost interest - Short Stop btw)
From 14-17 => Architect (Nice Illusions but when realized the expenses I decided not to go that way)
From 18-22 => Real Estate (Very nice for a couple of years but as you know real estate - subprime market, the cow market - went to hell)
From 23-Today => Stock Trader .... (working on it)


Remember that these are things that you "wanted to be" .. those are not my qualifications or level of education.... OK? ok!

porno star ....

I wanted to an actor.

That's not exactly what I wanted to do, but it was what I thought would never happen and did. :1orglaugh

Lawyer / Doctor


What is really funny in JR High we did this "what do you want to be when you grow up" and i did my presentation on a web designer and tossed like an image with a shitty animation and some txt cause i wanted to take the easy route.

weird how things turn out.

Basketball player
Comedian
Adult webmaster (a forever hiding one)
Pop star
Rock star
G. I. Joe
Clint Eastwood

Wasn't forum troll an option?


Jk :1orglaugh Welcome back.

only if I visit you and retire near by

... otherwise retired wealthy and pasty white will have to do :winkwink:

a drummer.:GFYBand