My friend caught her boyfriend masturbating in the shower & she's pissed ...
 

Pissed because he was using her favorite expensive conditioner as jack off lube.
Now she said she knows why it seems like she is going through a new bottle every other week.
:Oh crap

Wouldn't that burn though?

i sometimes wear a condom and fill it with hot sauce just for a lil extra zing so anything is possible. :2 cents:

just don't let it get in the hole :)

awesome franck!

I bet you a bottle of very expensive Joico conditioner, her boyfriend is a used car salesman

Tabasco?

Maybe he likes the burn?

And... can't a guy have a little fucking PRIVACY? Christamighty.

why the hell are you calling me Fronk?
Fronk is a whiny dutchmen, i am hilarious.

we are nothing alike.

Ahaha, I think he is in finance!

(You're lucky ginger have no hair, but still, swap out Joico for suave if he come over!)

ahah

Dish Soap & Milk

Uh oh, it's another one of those threads.


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Maybe she needs to sneak into the shower when he's in there and facilitate things. I dunno, I'm just sayin.

That was amazing! lol!

I would wipe my dick on your curtains when I was done and piss in your Pert bottle

did she jump in the shower and help him?

i dont understand why guys with girlfriends jerk off? dont these guys like having sex with their girls? i mean i get it... some guys need to get off everyday... but why not hold off and get the real thing

I think conditioner is a pretty popular choice actually. She should just go buy him his own big container of Tre Semme at Target. lol

conditioner as lube? man..

Tell her to get over it. At least he knows what a quality product it is.

A quote from a guy who's never had a long term GF.

CLASSIC! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Are you serious? I need to get off like 3 times a day. Even a very willing girlfriend will have trouble walking after just a few days of sex like that. Not to mention sometimes its nice to go in and get a quick relief without all the work of priming your girl.

more proof that there isn't anything women won't talk about with their friends. I'm sure every one of her friends now knows the story and will think about it the next time they're around the couple.

I can do things with my hand that she wont let me.
Like punch it and light it on fire, then have anal sex with it....and sometimes I have a 3-way

Spoken like a true gentleman

Tell you what... when girls stop saying no to their boyfriends, that's when guys who have girlfriends will stop jerking off.

Sounds fair to me.

Okay I lied. They'll still jerk off.

your friend should be thankin her lucky stars, that's so fucking hawt!!!!!

Conditioner never calls 911 when Im done

lol... i dunno maybe im just lucky but ive never had a gf who didnt want it at least 2 - 3 times a week which was perfectly fine with me....

hmm... maybe i only date horny sluts?

conditioner doesn't burn, only shampoo does

That's what I said! Buy some VO5 or whatever.
:1orglaugh

and you know this because.........?

I know chemistry and i know the chemicals involved in each :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

Awesome tip...

your hair looks so nice today

Im using Head and Shoulders right now

It feels goooooooood and no dandruff on my sac

"Gee your dick smells terrific!"

:1orglaugh

made myself 1 org laugh

Fuck that, you have no idea how silky and sensual Aveda Tree Sap conditioner feels on the wiener.

damn, i thought there would be a better story behind it

and by chemistry in other words I've experimented all different types of lubes! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

hahahaha, i knew it! now that's the story that needed telling

amrina doesnt have a bf

That's more of a personal story i would rather share in person ;) :thumbsup

lollllllllllll

i was talking to my roommate and his girlfriend about this last night. i cracked a joke about him jerking off or something and his girl straight outed his ass. talking about she hasn't gotten any for like a week and a half. he got all embarrassed, butthurt, and defensive. i fucking died laughing because i was just joking.

the fucked up thing is his girl is hot i just don't get it. id be taxing that shit every night.

only 2 or 3 times a week?? Either you're old or broken. Either way, see a doctor about it, they can fix your libido. :1orglaugh

You think 2-3 times a week = horny slut?


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Not . even . close.

I know.. when I shower with my girlfriend she loves to wash that part of me the most, normally its hand soap or body gel.

I dont know about her.. but if I caught my gf masturbating.. Id probably think its hot as fuck or that I am not satisfying her.. which maybe why she is so pissed.

Yeah, I know. What you don't realize is that I have 2 other friends.
So ha!