Funny Joke for you All
 

A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'Michael
said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by
saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how
would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go
to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still
not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you,
little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good
manners?'Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for
a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I
hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted...

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Sounds like Johnny's a pimp! :pimp

hahahaha zing

hahaha...nice one!

hehehehe

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hahahahahaha

like LOL :)

Owww weee I love lil johnny jokes :)

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good one :)

nice joke.

LOL! That was clever! :1orglaugh

hhahaa nice one!

haha that is a good one.

Awesome! :1orglaugh

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thats classic .. I LOL'd .. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

hahahhaha :thumbsup

lil Johnny rocks

Hehehehehehe!

That's an awesome joke... it makes me laugh...!:1orglaugh

lol god one :)

Pretty funny joke indeed :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Lol ;) ;) ;) ;)

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Har har,that was pretty good

Creative answer by Johnny.. I like it :D

this was funny first half million times I've heard it......

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definitely luhlz

That made me lol