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JenniDahling 05-30-2008 01:15 PM

My Undies were Stolen at the Airport!
 
WTF? I get my suitcase off the carousel and its taped up in clear tape. Great. I cut it open when I get home, apparently the flap ripped off at the zipper. I had my undies and workout clothes in the inside zippered pocket. All my workout clothes were in the bag but none of my panties. Am I to think there is a luggage handler out there wearing my lacy nothings? :Oh crap

Marky333 05-30-2008 01:18 PM

LOL ... could be :))

u-Bob 05-30-2008 01:22 PM

LOL... sorry... LOL :)

Tom_PM 05-30-2008 01:24 PM

So..... you're saying that you are not wearing panties? Awesome.

pornguy 05-30-2008 01:25 PM

Call the airlines and Bitch.

Might get a free flight :) But if you do, and you go some place. Do the safe thing, Leave the undies at home.

2012 05-30-2008 01:25 PM

I'm sniffing them now thanks ;)

WiredGuy 05-30-2008 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 14257630)
So..... you're saying that you are not wearing panties? Awesome.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

starpimps 05-30-2008 01:27 PM

it was me jenni....they are a tad bit small but im luvin it

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 05-30-2008 01:29 PM

http://www.wildbillbauer.com/images/DevilPanties.jpg

Kidding aside, that's pretty creepy... :disgust

ADG

RyuLion 05-30-2008 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 14257634)
I'm sniffing them now thanks ;)

oh yeah..well I made a smoothie out of them, and it tastes like a strawberry/cranberry with bananas..:upsidedow

Elli 05-30-2008 01:35 PM

Err that's creepy! Are you going to complain?

halfpint 05-30-2008 01:44 PM

Were they clean or worn ?

I can just imagine some guy sitting in the airport toilets with your panties pushed up against his hairy nostrils getting high and playing with his pepee ....urrrrggg

Any way hope you get them back in good condition..

2012 05-30-2008 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 14257670)
oh yeah..well I made a smoothie out of them, and it tastes like a strawberry/cranberry with bananas..:upsidedow

mmmm. making my mouth water... one thing though. this stain here ... I can't tell if its dried blood or ass juice ?

DaddyHalbucks 05-30-2008 01:45 PM

I put them up on eBay. You can buy them back at only a small markup.








LOL.

LauraLee 05-30-2008 01:46 PM

Oh Jenni- that is bizarre! Fuckers..

tiger 05-30-2008 01:48 PM

Flying seems to becoming a worse experience by the day.

JFK 05-30-2008 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 14257634)
I'm sniffing them now thanks ;)

are you moonlighting as a baggage handler ??:1orglaugh

Imortyl Pussycat 05-30-2008 01:52 PM

are you POSITIVE that Tim didn't swipe them from your luggage before we left???

undersoul 05-30-2008 01:54 PM

shit happens

Dirty F 05-30-2008 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 14257739)
Were they clean or worn ?

I can just imagine some guy sitting in the airport toilets with your panties pushed up against his hairy nostrils getting high and playing with his pepee ....urrrrggg

Funny you ask if they were clean or worn (personal interest?) and how you can imagine that guy so well.

2012 05-30-2008 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 14257775)
are you moonlighting as a baggage handler ??:1orglaugh

yeah that and pizza delivery. $30 dollar ccbill checks a week only go so far:Oh crap would you like paper or plastic ?

TurboAngel 05-30-2008 02:23 PM

See you should have washed them.


:winkwink:

_Richard_ 05-30-2008 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 14257630)
So..... you're saying that you are not wearing panties? Awesome.

man.. i must be getting old.. i didn't think about that at all :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

halfpint 05-30-2008 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 14257850)
Funny you ask if they were clean or worn (personal interest?) and how you can imagine that guy so well.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I am the secret panty sniffer

Mister E 05-30-2008 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 14257743)
mmmm. making my mouth water... one thing though. this stain here ... I can't tell if its dried blood or ass juice ?

with a name like fartfly one expects an alternative to Lord Byron

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Datinggold-Dan 05-30-2008 02:33 PM

My BAD:1orglaugh

JenniDahling 05-30-2008 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister E (Post 14257902)
with a name like fartfly one expects an alternative to Lord Byron

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Nicely put!

2012 05-30-2008 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister E (Post 14257902)
with a name like fartfly one expects an alternative to Lord Byron

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh . I guess thats not romantic enough for you eh?

pr0 05-30-2008 03:08 PM

I've never seen what the "draw" is to sweaty crotch sniffers.

I mean....yuck.

And for all they know....there might be a giant load of cum in them already too. I mean fuck!

Sick fucks

RyuLion 05-30-2008 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 14257850)
Funny you ask if they were clean or worn (personal interest?) and how you can imagine that guy so well.

good point..:1orglaugh

JenniDahling 05-30-2008 03:16 PM

for the record they were clean!!! LOL

just bummed because they were new and pretty...

pr0 05-30-2008 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 14258141)
for the record they were clean!!! LOL

just bummed because they were new and pretty...

yea right...dirty d dropped a load in there & we all know it :pimp

Hollywood Horwitz 05-30-2008 03:18 PM

what a coincidence, I just placed a bid on EBay for some official Jenni Dharling undies.

halfpint 05-30-2008 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 14258141)
for the record they were clean!!! LOL

oohhh no wonder whos pantys I was snorting then :(

jhauser 05-30-2008 03:21 PM

thats creepy in that short bus stalker kind of way.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 05-30-2008 03:22 PM

If you have any pictures of you wearing those panties before the perv absconded with them, post them here, so that someone can let you know if they come across them...

ADG

esnem 05-30-2008 03:25 PM

check on ebay

esnem 05-30-2008 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 14257750)
I put them up on eBay. You can buy them back at only a small markup.








LOL.

lol just saw that..

DirtyDanza 05-30-2008 03:44 PM

I just wanna sniff yer panties while there on you

2012 05-30-2008 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 14258199)
If you have any pictures of you wearing those panties before the perv absconded with them, post them here, so that someone can let you know if they come across them...

ADG

yeah, all us "non pervs" want to abscond with photos of you wearing them :1orglaugh

The Sultan Of Smut 05-30-2008 04:43 PM

http://www.electricsistahood.com/ima...panties_lg.jpg

jmk 05-30-2008 04:46 PM

LOL, bwahahhahaha

Axzar 05-30-2008 06:14 PM

I am guessing they went to the hazardous waste bin.

Spunky 05-30-2008 06:18 PM

I'm a panty snifter

ONIONS! 05-30-2008 06:28 PM

One sort of obvious question for the airlines - WHY DON'T YOU VIDEO TAPE THE BAGGAGE HANDLERS TO HELP PREVENT DAMAGE AND THEFT (and perverted theft)??????

It's not like "video surveillance" is new.


SHIT, they are monitoring and taping customers all the time!

Put some cameras on the baggage handlers you idiots!!!!!!





Now, back to dreaming about a jennidahling not wearing panties!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 05-30-2008 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ONIONS! (Post 14258857)
Now, back to dreaming about a jennidahling not wearing panties!

You're saying that this means Jenni has been forced to go commando? Wow!!!

I thought she would have an assortment of vag wraps, not just her "lucky" pair...

I demand photographic proof!!! :Graucho

ADG


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