Paul McCartney's wedded bliss
 

I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce. After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and being married men, you all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right? But... Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for
an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million) .

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round.

All that at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees!!! Is it just me, or is Kristen a WAY better deal???

dude, its scary how much sense you make. Though I guess LOVE is the most powerful drug of all

Much better math in this thread than in your other one.

I read that before.

True but...

When you put it like that, yeah, the hooker is much more economical.

I lol'd at the both legs comment..

Hooker for the win bitch nuts.