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BVF 05-31-2008 11:05 AM

Have you ever photographed a burn victim?...I just did.
 
I found a 40 year old woman today with maybe 40% burns....from the waist down, it's all good but both arms, her face, head, and one nipple on her tit was all burned up.....She somehow burned herself leaning over a stove...

I got to touch her skin and burned titty and everything....the skin felt really tight and smooth....Kind of like a thick leather or latex....When I was shooting her nice ass and decent looking pussy, I mentioned to her, "Well at least your pussy ain't burnt".....

She gave a HELUVA blowjob...But since she didn't have any lips, she fucking perfected her tongue game....Her head was barely moving but my dick was feeling a party going on in her mouth just like if her head was moving a mile a minute...

I just got home and I'm still kinda woozy from that sleepytime head so the cameras are still in the bag.....But I won't be putting this girl out for awhile.....I'm going to save this one for when sales are slow....This one is GUARANTEED money in the bank!

k0nr4d 05-31-2008 11:10 AM

pics...?

grumpy 05-31-2008 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 14260840)
pics...?

brains? :2 cents:

polle54 05-31-2008 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 14260845)
brains? :2 cents:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BVF 05-31-2008 11:28 AM

Was just in the shower and thought of a great name for her....

Skillet.

Michaelious 05-31-2008 01:35 PM

I'd hate to be burned!

Steve Awesome 05-31-2008 01:48 PM

How about... my girl Fryday.

I'm going directly to hell for this.

Matt 26z 05-31-2008 02:03 PM

What kind of stove did she lean over?

digifan 05-31-2008 02:10 PM

It's sick :(

payd2purv 05-31-2008 02:17 PM

BVF scares me.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-31-2008 02:35 PM

Leaning over a stove ehh? Thats what they all say.

Here is the real deal, cuz I know you like to shoot crack whores I am willing to bet the real story is she is a crack pipe burn victim and blew her shit up doing some sort of drug.

Maybe the money you paid her can finish up the other 60% of her body.

bu((aneer 05-31-2008 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14261307)
Leaning over a stove ehh? Thats what they all say.

Here is the real deal, cuz I know you like to shoot crack whores I am willing to bet the real story is she is a crack pipe burn victim and blew her shit up doing some sort of drug.

Maybe the money you paid her can finish up the other 60% of her body.


suck any dicks lately?

BVF 05-31-2008 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14261307)
Leaning over a stove ehh? Thats what they all say.

Here is the real deal, cuz I know you like to shoot crack whores I am willing to bet the real story is she is a crack pipe burn victim and blew her shit up doing some sort of drug.

Maybe the money you paid her can finish up the other 60% of her body.

You know, I was thinking the same thing.....Black people know how to use stoves.....

edit.....just getting up from a nap.....That blowjob knocked me the fuck out.

Inde 05-31-2008 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 14260865)
Was just in the shower and thought of a great name for her....

Skillet.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you're one sick motherfucker

TheSenator 05-31-2008 04:43 PM

Damn...I gotta see this shit..

onlymovies 05-31-2008 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 14260865)
Was just in the shower and thought of a great name for her....

Skillet.

omfg...... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh





:helpme

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-31-2008 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 14261385)
You know, I was thinking the same thing.....Black people know how to use stoves.....

edit.....just getting up from a nap.....That blowjob knocked me the fuck out.

It is true. White females are more likely to blow themselves up on stove.
It is a statistical fact.

http://books.google.com/books?id=Rde...l=en#PPA163,M1

However black males have an increased risk of burn over white males by 18%.

potter 05-31-2008 06:04 PM

thank god there were no pics in this thread

Mistah Charlie 05-31-2008 06:18 PM

This thread is USELESS w/o pics!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-31-2008 09:20 PM

I DEMAND PICS OF SKILLET...

skillet, lulz....

BVF IS MY FAVORITE CONTENT SHOOTER ON GFY

2012 05-31-2008 09:39 PM

"Well at least your pussy ain't burnt":Oh crap

Bojangles 06-01-2008 02:05 AM

Hahahahaha

BV 06-01-2008 02:12 AM

I here Bill Cosby is getting his own line of sweaters now.

SexualDragon 06-01-2008 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 14260845)
brains? :2 cents:

:1orglaugh

Greg MissionD 06-01-2008 06:36 AM

No Pics?

Monique Niccole 06-01-2008 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 14260832)
She gave a HELUVA blowjob...But since she didn't have any lips, she fucking perfected her tongue game....Her head was barely moving but my dick was feeling a party going on in her mouth just like if her head was moving a mile a minute...


OMG...she HAD. NO. LIPS.

That shit just made me LOL for a full minute. Thanks for helping me put an expedited stamp on my pass to hell. :Oh crap

Iron Fist 06-01-2008 08:32 AM

I think i'm going to hell for clicking on this thread.

LexiLexxx 06-01-2008 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14261307)
Leaning over a stove ehh? Thats what they all say.

Here is the real deal, cuz I know you like to shoot crack whores I am willing to bet the real story is she is a crack pipe burn victim and blew her shit up doing some sort of drug.

Maybe the money you paid her can finish up the other 60% of her body.

No doubt, my uncle had a friend who had gotten into some serious drug issues.
He was smoking something, and it caught him on fire and burnt 90% of his body, was all over the news.

So sad!!!

evildick 06-01-2008 09:30 AM

Come on, we need just one teaser pic.

DWB 06-01-2008 09:52 AM

post em!!!

Father_of_HereIsThePorn 06-01-2008 10:04 AM

Would be cool to see them :)

RVBB 06-01-2008 10:16 AM

:Oh crap
im still laughing just picturing the no lips and the tongue movement...
:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

CaptainHowdy 06-01-2008 02:18 PM

Always pushing the envelope... nice!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 06-01-2008 02:20 PM

useless without pics

payd2purv 06-01-2008 02:22 PM

If I posted BVFs site on surfer forums.. He'd become E-Famous over night his shit is just that ridiculous..

shekinah 06-01-2008 05:36 PM

Imagining her like that makes me scared:helpme:

Holly 06-01-2008 09:09 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I really need to see pics of no lip Skillet.

tony286 06-01-2008 09:12 PM

you got my respect for being able to get it up. lol

emac 06-02-2008 09:39 AM

can't figure out the scenario you had with her. *thinking*..

tranza 06-02-2008 09:45 AM

This is just sick...

Casa Nova 06-02-2008 09:50 AM

the thought of this makes me wanna throw up.

RenegadeCash Mark 06-02-2008 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 14264583)
you got my respect for being able to get it up. lol

+1 :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 06-02-2008 10:04 AM

god damnit bvf, why tease and not post at least one pic?

Pnk XXX 06-02-2008 10:08 AM

no pics

this thread is full of fail

Spyce 06-02-2008 10:13 AM

That's just gross...


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