Advice Needed: Open Heart Surgery
 

I will be performing open heart surgery on myself this afternoon at 3pm EST. My physician advised me not to do this, but I know the GFY doctors on call can help me through this. Can anyone draw me a picture of what I need to do? I know you guys are experts when it comes to the law, dog therapy and other important real life issues, so I figured I would come here for medical advice as well.

Ground down butter knives make excellent scalpels.

start off by making sure you take ownership of the knives. :thumbsup

Post some pics :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

Yeah, I have to show my heart that I'm the Alpha Dog.

you need to check into a holiday inn stat

ktj4l? are you the ktj4l that was/is a member of CFUS? We didn't call our sites "adult" back in the day, what was the term again? these sites packed with bs like stile, orsm and the likes?

keep your eyes closed

E/N - Everything/Nothing

And yes, that's me.

holy shit ktj4l long time no see.. whats it been like 6 years????????

What have you been drinking??

oh god oh god this family reuinion is giving me hives.

*fap fap fap fap*

oh man is that ktj4l from askdamagex iq69?! heyyyy its cam !!

I know several online doctors. I can put you in touch with Dr. Testosterone right now if you need some expert advice.

holy shit cyber wow this is all too much you guys are crazy its like old high school reunion

bread basket more like penis pocket amirite

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I'm not showing you my penis, fag.

More like 11 years. How was prison?

prison was ok my butt hurts alittle though

Too British for me. He would probably tell me to disinfect my man-pussy with tea.

Smear peanut butter all over that little dirthole and have your dog lick it until it feels better. *Kisses n Hugs* Love ya!