WTF some gay guy just hit on me!
 

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so im at the car wash scrubbing my orange mustang wearing my tight low cut jean shorts, hawaiin shirt, cowboy hat and gucci sandals when some gay guy comes up and asks me for my #.

i mean wtf. :helpme:mad:

Metaboy wears daisy dukes.

Tee hee.

:D

Gay me love the huge cock too, even if it was dressed up like a fag.

what are daisy dukes?
i only wear stylish short cut jean shorts that are slightly frayed at the bottom.

ya i have those, but they are more frayed at the bottom, i find it gives them a more masculine look. :thumbsup

This thread is makin' me HORNY.

Schwingg

Meh, been happening since I can remember. My girlfriend says its a good thing cause most gay guys are picky...

good for you

So has he called you yet?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Let us know how the first date goes :winkwink:

did you flash your lady lumps ?

maybe in those clothes you don´t look as straight as you might think. :1orglaugh

he must have heard about the monster cock

there will be no date i am 100% straight, i let off steam by cruising in my orange mustang bumping new age madona remixes.

better than him asking you if you want a blow.

/truestory

wearing that shit im not suprised he thought you were gay

lol! nice attire. :)
now we know that you're now a gay whore..

Gaylord, if I take you out for a Thunderburger will you show me your helicopter move?

have you thought of maybe converting to the other team ? i mean with those cloth and that flashy color of a car are you sure you not gay ? maybe you just don't want to admit it to yourself or anyone else. stop suppressing it.
maybe he was trying to help you bring the "real man in you" in his bed :1orglaugh
i'd say go suck some cock and then see if you like it. just make sure he tells you before e cums so you can think if you want to swallow it on your "first time" :1orglaugh
maybe you'll find a side of you that you didn't know was around :1orglaugh.

make money on him by working on porn.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

And what did you do?

i gripped my hose very tight until it bursted like a fountain, spraying it EVERYWHERE.

gay guys hit on men ? no shit ;)