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Juicy D. Links 06-04-2008 09:51 AM

These fucking COCKS that send "advertisements" via "FAX"
 
God dammit this drives me fucking nuts....................


the opt out bullshit is nonsense also....


Fucking aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

tranza 06-04-2008 10:09 AM

Never heard about that before...

crockett 06-04-2008 10:10 AM

Payback is hell isn't it.. :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 06-04-2008 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 14277203)
Never heard about that before...

its likes the cialis crap you get in email but via fax instead.... from health insurance to siding fot the house to vacation specials

WhiplashDug 06-04-2008 10:13 AM

who still has a fax machine?

Juicy D. Links 06-04-2008 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiplashDug (Post 14277230)
who still has a fax machine?

Faxes are still used with peeps who arent too interweb savy , gotta still have the line for em

Juicy D. Links 06-04-2008 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 14277211)
Payback is hell isn't it.. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

F-U-Jimmy 06-04-2008 10:21 AM

Fuck the fax spammers
 
Here's what i used to do in the UK to fix assholes who fax spammed my companies,

First get 4 sheets of std letter paper depending on your fax machine you may need more.

Get some 2 inch clear tape and tape all the sheets in a line , end to end leaving a 1 inch gap between each sheet. You will have to tape both sides as the clear tape in the gap will be sticky!!

Next write a message on the sheets, i used to write something very adult like "Fuck Off You Cunts!" feed the end of the first sheet into your fax until it starts to come out the other end of the machine then fix the other end of you paper line to this end, giving you a circle of paper with 1 inch gaps between each sheet. Dial the Spammers # if you have it and start sending.. ( as long as your circle of paper is straight it will keep going and going like the energizer bunny). When they get to work they will find a pile of all their paper on the floor with your message on it.

Remember to disable your machine ID or they will have your fax # and know where it came from, This only works if you leave gaps between each sheet!!!

WhiplashDug 06-04-2008 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14277250)
Faxes are still used with peeps who arent too interweb savy , gotta still have the line for em

I use a fax still - i just dont have the old machine :)


BUT I FEEL YA! Spam sucks ass at all levels!

Adultnet 06-04-2008 10:23 AM

spam over fax :) sucks

F-U-Jimmy 06-04-2008 10:28 AM

If you hate spammers and telemarketers dont ever by a restaurant. On a good day one restaurant gets about 20 telemarketers calls and they are all on the do not call list !!! Most are pre recorded messages. Fuck i hate those Cunts

OldJeff 06-04-2008 10:29 AM

My favorite that I get weekly is

"Save money on fax toner" :)

crockett 06-04-2008 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 14277274)
Here's what i used to do in the UK to fix assholes who fax spammed my companies,

First get 4 sheets of std letter paper depending on your fax machine you may need more.

Get some 2 inch clear tape and tape all the sheets in a line , end to end leaving a 1 inch gap between each sheet. You will have to tape both sides as the clear tape in the gap will be sticky!!

Next write a message on the sheets, i used to write something very adult like "Fuck Off You Cunts!" feed the end of the first sheet into your fax until it starts to come out the other end of the machine then fix the other end of you paper line to this end, giving you a circle of paper with 1 inch gaps between each sheet. Dial the Spammers # if you have it and start sending.. ( as long as your circle of paper is straight it will keep going and going like the energizer bunny). When they get to work they will find a pile of all their paper on the floor with your message on it.

Remember to disable your machine ID or they will have your fax # and know where it came from, This only works if you leave gaps between each sheet!!!

I'd be willing to bet the fax spammers are using a program on their computer to send them. Some sort of computer fax over VOIP..

media 06-04-2008 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 14277274)
Here's what i used to do in the UK to fix assholes who fax spammed my companies,

First get 4 sheets of std letter paper depending on your fax machine you may need more.

Get some 2 inch clear tape and tape all the sheets in a line , end to end leaving a 1 inch gap between each sheet. You will have to tape both sides as the clear tape in the gap will be sticky!!

Next write a message on the sheets, i used to write something very adult like "Fuck Off You Cunts!" feed the end of the first sheet into your fax until it starts to come out the other end of the machine then fix the other end of you paper line to this end, giving you a circle of paper with 1 inch gaps between each sheet. Dial the Spammers # if you have it and start sending.. ( as long as your circle of paper is straight it will keep going and going like the energizer bunny). When they get to work they will find a pile of all their paper on the floor with your message on it.

Remember to disable your machine ID or they will have your fax # and know where it came from, This only works if you leave gaps between each sheet!!!

NOW THATS FUCKING AWESOME!

jpwhits 06-04-2008 10:40 AM

Opt out actually means Opt in because they know it is actually a real number with a real person now.

Juicy D. Links 06-04-2008 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiplashDug (Post 14277269)
I use a fax still - i just dont have the old machine :)


BUT I FEEL YA! Spam sucks ass at all levels!

ahhh i got the all in one machine , copy machine , fax and scan thingy....

Juicy D. Links 06-04-2008 10:44 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 14277274)
Here's what i used to do in the UK to fix assholes who fax spammed my companies,

First get 4 sheets of std letter paper depending on your fax machine you may need more.

Get some 2 inch clear tape and tape all the sheets in a line , end to end leaving a 1 inch gap between each sheet. You will have to tape both sides as the clear tape in the gap will be sticky!!

Next write a message on the sheets, i used to write something very adult like "Fuck Off You Cunts!" feed the end of the first sheet into your fax until it starts to come out the other end of the machine then fix the other end of you paper line to this end, giving you a circle of paper with 1 inch gaps between each sheet. Dial the Spammers # if you have it and start sending.. ( as long as your circle of paper is straight it will keep going and going like the energizer bunny). When they get to work they will find a pile of all their paper on the floor with your message on it.

Remember to disable your machine ID or they will have your fax # and know where it came from, This only works if you leave gaps between each sheet!!!

thats good idea loll , but i got the top loading feed fax thingy not old schoool ones , plus like crockett said they using some voip type setup and such

VeriSexy 06-04-2008 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 14277274)
Here's what i used to do in the UK to fix assholes who fax spammed my companies,

First get 4 sheets of std letter paper depending on your fax machine you may need more.

Get some 2 inch clear tape and tape all the sheets in a line , end to end leaving a 1 inch gap between each sheet. You will have to tape both sides as the clear tape in the gap will be sticky!!

Next write a message on the sheets, i used to write something very adult like "Fuck Off You Cunts!" feed the end of the first sheet into your fax until it starts to come out the other end of the machine then fix the other end of you paper line to this end, giving you a circle of paper with 1 inch gaps between each sheet. Dial the Spammers # if you have it and start sending.. ( as long as your circle of paper is straight it will keep going and going like the energizer bunny). When they get to work they will find a pile of all their paper on the floor with your message on it.

Remember to disable your machine ID or they will have your fax # and know where it came from, This only works if you leave gaps between each sheet!!!

haha I need to try that

ThumbLord 06-04-2008 10:46 AM

if you use black pieces of paper it will kill thier faxmachines

Juicy D. Links 06-04-2008 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThumbLord (Post 14277400)
if you use a black pieces of paper it will kill thier faxmachines

thats a even better idea lolll it will dry them of there toner or whatever they use lol

Isradude 06-04-2008 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14277127)
God dammit this drives me fucking nuts....................


the opt out bullshit is nonsense also....


Fucking aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

hook up your fax to the computer and get your fax on your email. this way you'll save the paper or you could block the fuckers :thumbsup:thumbsup

http://www.myfax.com/1/index1.asp?pg...FQqLggodECGnYw

pornguy 06-04-2008 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14277226)
its likes the cialis crap you get in email but via fax instead.... from health insurance to siding fot the house to vacation specials

Grab some black paper and fax them back. tape about 5 sheets together, feed one end in, and then once it comes out, tape the ends together, and stand there and loop it.

Juicy D. Links 06-04-2008 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isradude (Post 14277408)
hook up your fax to the computer and get your fax on your email. this way you'll save the paper or you could block the fuckers :thumbsup:thumbsup

http://www.myfax.com/1/index1.asp?pg...FQqLggodECGnYw

can i transfer existing number to that service? the number needs to be preserved as we use it for quote requests and shipping requests and all that shit and the number is already known by the peeps with deal with so it would mess things up if i had to change it

Juicy D. Links 06-04-2008 10:51 AM

anybody need roofing work or siding fofor there homes they are running a special lololol

Tom_PM 06-04-2008 10:54 AM

How about reporting them to the FTC or something? Fax spamming was outlawed long ago after all. Lets see if the system can be made to work for you.

WhiplashDug 06-04-2008 10:56 AM

oh.. btw... SPAM me your FAX numbers! I'll be sure NOT to sell them to a spammer!!! `;]

Persius 06-04-2008 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 14277323)
I'd be willing to bet the fax spammers are using a program on their computer to send them. Some sort of computer fax over VOIP..

ya thats how they do it now a days

Father_of_HereIsThePorn 06-04-2008 11:22 AM

lol, fax some shit back..

Sam Granger 06-04-2008 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14277127)
God dammit this drives me fucking nuts....................


the opt out bullshit is nonsense also....


Fucking aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yeah I fucking hate it. Why isn't it illegal by now? It costs ups electricity, paper and ink. Bastards!!!! :mad:

Drake 06-04-2008 11:23 AM

Yeah I hate it too

Tom_PM 06-04-2008 11:27 AM

ftc dot gov, Title 47, part 68. Penalty: up to $5000 per occurence. Go get em.

Juicy D. Links 06-04-2008 11:29 AM

one of em for vacation blowout sale 18002924453

http://800notes.com/Phone.aspx/1-800-292-4453

F-U-Jimmy 06-04-2008 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14277391)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
thats good idea loll , but i got the top loading feed fax thingy not old schoool ones , plus like crockett said they using some voip type setup and such

Ive been in the USA for 12 years now so im sure that they have updated Faxes by now I use my computer Its simple :thumbsup


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