Why I should show up naked for work
 

I got this from a friend on ICQ and felt that I had to post it :glugglug

Why I should show up naked for work:
10. Shut my boss up from always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
9. Nobody would come over when I had my hands in my pants, and ask "what are you doing" They'd know.
8. The fact that Im looking at porn on the internet wont seem as vile.
7. "I'd love to chip in for another stupid birthday gift for ALice in HR, but I left my wallet in my pants."
6. I want to see if it's like the dream.
5. That cute chick in marketing will finally notice me.
4. People will stop stealing my pens after they've seen where I keep them.
3. I can say I'm repeating what I saw on Jackass, sue them, and stay home naked.
2. No one will come over and ask me to do anything.
1. Diverts attention from the fact that I also came to work drunk.

#11 People will never ask if what you do is hard cuz they will see that its not:thumbsup

since you never do anything at work, no one will really notice.
oh, and buy the way, we DO KNOW what it is your doing when you have your pants on, you fucking jerk off.